Scenario: Sweet Jesus! A giant ape has grabbed a helpless woman and is climbing the Empire State Building.

What Would Amir Do?  Amir valiently decides to help but it sidelined by a group of honeys walking down 34th Street.  Amir quickly forgets the helpless woman.  Why battle with a huge ape when you have 3 unencumbered females right in front of you? Amir decides to save the heroics for Forrest and gets down with his new lady friends.

Scenario: Harriet Smith is at the big dance, but no one will dance with her! How horrid!

What Would Amir Do? Amir never likes to see a lady without a dance partner, and what a perfect time to show off his super excellent robot skills.  Amir grabs Harriet, spontaneous synchronized dancing ensues, and corsets start dropping all over the ballroom.  

Scenario: While vacationing in Aspen, a ginormous snow storm hits the area and the whole town is buried under 10 feet of snow.

What Would Amir Do?  Amir would grab the nearest lady and make sweet, sweet love to her.  Ginormous snow storms are perfect for sexy times.

(Beth: Sorry, I couldn't resist!  I promise something new next week)

Scenario:  The lights go out in Las Vegas and chaos ensues as people begin to riot and loot the area.

What Would Amir Do? He would grab the nearest lady and make sweet, sweet love to her.  Blackouts are perfect for sexy times.