Prettiness - Exactly 180 degrees from pretty. I usually like tattoos with script, but this is kinda like a bubble comic sans. Not good.
Originality - He does have that going for him, which is nice. This is certainly the first One Thug tattoo I've ever seen.
Increases Doability? My 15-year-old self would have found this kinda cool, but my 15-year-old self was pretty stupid. No. Not doable.
What We Think It Means - I'm gangsta!

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Prettiness - Tribal tattoos that can be considered pretty are few and far between. This one does not belong to the few and far between category.
Originality - Not so much. Any kid who feels like an outsider has a pentagram tattooed on his body somewhere. I guess it is original in the fact that his was done by a professional tattooer, rather than by his buddy "Doom" in a basement with Bic ink and a safety pin.
Increases Doability? Not in the slightest.
What We Think It Means - The Devil Rules! But only when digested in the socially acceptable way that my generic tribal tattoo allows.

Prettiness - Well, it looks like a stamp. Stamps make me think of crafts like scrapbooking and paper crafts. All that crap is super girly, so yes it's pretty. And red!
Originality - Oh, yes. Very original. I can't imagine this being flash at any tattoo studio in the world. Unless that studio was owned by Baret Yoshida who was a megalomaniac who was obsessed with having his name tattooed on as many people as possible. Then it wouldn't be original at all.
Increases Doability? I don't think it's possible for War Machine to do anything to increase his doability. I know that women are supposed to be all about the bad boy, but he takes it way too far. There's a difference between dating a guy and ending the night riding too fast down the highway on his motorcycle and dating a guy and ending the night riding too fast down the highway in the midst of a police chase.
What We Think It Means - Baret Yoshida taught me everything I know. Except maybe the jail stuff. And the porn stuff. And journaling. Baret Yoshida is not big on journaling.


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Prettiness - I actually really like the D on the Dallas. But a D does not a pretty tattoo make. I mean, it's the Cowboys logo...shudders....
Originality - I've never seen one, but I'd guess that they're rather popular down in TX. I'm not willing to go to TX to test out my claim, so we'll just have to assume I'm right.
Increases Doability? Not in the slightest. J-E-T-S, Jets! Jets! Jets!
What We Think It Means - My heart belongs to Reanna, Riziyah and Rayne, but the Cowboys are a close second.

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Prettiness - Oh goodness, no. It's Tim Sylvia. He could have a tattoo of a pink unicorn farting out rainbow clouds and prancing over fields of tulips and it wouldn't be pretty. No matter what he has, it will be on a canvas of hairy arm. Nope. Hairy arm canvas equals instant unpretty.
Originality - Kid Yamamoto says no.
Increases Doability? Not even with a tattoo of a pink unicorn farting out rainbow clouds and prancing over fields of tulips.
What We Think It Means - It's my robot arm that makes me a super heavyweight. Otherwise I'd be a middleweight. No really. Do you know how heavy robot arms are? At least 80 pounds. Why are you laughing?

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Prettiness - It's kind of nice how the sun highlights his super terrific shoulder muscle.
Originality - Nah. I'm pretty sure I've seen this one a couple of hundred times.
Increases Doability? Do praying Jesus hands increase his doability? Ummmmmm....no.
What We Think It Means - Dear Jesus, please get this guy off of my back.

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Prettiness - While I will acknowledge that this is a very well done tattoo, I think we can all agree that it's not very pretty. Right? It has teeth, for crying out loud.
Originality - Sure, why not. He probably took the extra time to pick it out of a book as opposed to picking it off of the wall. That's got to count for something.
Increases Doability? - This kind of reminds me of that tiki that Bobby Brady finds. While it seems a harmless object, it mass chaos in the Brady family (i.e. Greg's 'horrific' surfing accident). This tattoo, while seeming to be a harmless object, will come off of his arm and bite my frigging face off. Not doable.
What We Think It Means - Denis read some book about some ancient extinct culture once. One of the Gods in the book seemed pretty badass so he got him as a tattoo.

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Prettiness - It's kind of like a Jackson Pollock. It's a whole mess of different stuff that's probably supposed to mean something profound, but all I see is chaos.
Originality - I'm pretty sure it's safe to assume that there's no one else in this world who wants has this tattoo.
Increases Doability? - Oh no. If I was with a guy who took off his shirt and this was on his back, I'd spend the rest of the evening trying to make sense of it all, Dali-style.
What We Think It Means - My name is Cub Swanson, and I'm not really good at making up my mind.