Beth - Oh, Nick, you beautiful pot smoking bastard. Why can't the NSAC just leave you alone on this? Daddy needs his medicine. Why can't they understand that? Would they fail an ADD Adam because he was pumped full of ritalin? No. Would they fail Bipolar Betty because she was loaded on mood stabilizers? I think not. Why can't daddy just have his medicine without people being all up in his biz? I mean, come on. Who in their right mind would consider pot a performance enhancing substance? Certainly not me. I didn't get anything done in my 20's because of pot. In fact, I'd say that he should be celebrated for failing. Any dude who can accomplish what he has while taking tokes off of the peace pipe is one awesome bastard.

Pantydropper Rating - 5 - Like Big John says, "Let's get it on!"

Donna - Nick, I'm just over it. You've had opportunities that thousands of men would give their left nut for, and you blow it all away (see what I did there?) because you can't stay away from the reefer. It's madness! (see what I did there?) I've dated more than my fair share of greasy pot heads, but none of them was waiting for the chance to fight one of the greatest MMA fighters ever. You've got plenty of time to be a stoner later in life; how about you spend some time focusing on kicking ass and taking names? You have to decide Nick, are you going to blaze a path to victory or go up in flames? (see what I did there?)

Pantydropper Rating - 2 - Granny Panty City

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Beth - Normally starring in a porn would keep anyone from being bestowed with Pantydropper of the Week honors. But sometimes a man needs a pick me up. And this week, that man is the fighter formally known as Jon Koppenhaver. War Machine's had a bad couple of days. Following his jail time saga last year, he comes to find out that he's got to go back for something that happened forever ago. As someone who would move to Kathmandu to avoid a week long jail sentence (I've got a real purdy mouth) this makes me want to envelope him in warm, safe bosom hug. And what's the next best thing to a bosom hug? Pantydropper status. Let this be a warning to all you kids. Neck tattoos are no joke. You could be helping a group of handicapped children across the street but if someone of authority sees that tattoo, you will instantly get messed with. Godspeed, War Machine.

Pantydropper Rating - 4 - Worth The Wax

Donna - Oh Mr. Machine. Was there ever a guy less able to catch a break? You typically manage to make me either ignore you or hate you, depending on the hour. Yet I've actually been rooting for you lately. You provided us with tons of great jailhouse stories via twitter. You managed to get out of jail and, as far as we can tell, keep your nose clean. You beat Roger Huerta, the prettiest MMA fighter in history, and your Bellator contract may have even put you on the path to, dare I say, respectability. Just when things were looking up, the justice system came along and took a huge crap on your plans. War, you absolutely personify the saying, "If it weren't for bad luck, I wouldn't have any luck at all." Good luck, War Machine, and keep those jailhouse tweets coming.

Pantydropper Rating - 3 - Eh, why not?

Beth - What's there not to love about a Long Island man? He reminds me of the boys I used to have crushes on when I was a wee lass making my way through elementary school with stars in my eyes and a kick in my step. He would have been the boy in class who was taller than me and kept me from having to be the first in line when we had to line up by height. And he would have made me laugh while my immature little brain was trying so hard not uncomfortable being taller than every other boy in class. I would have loved him so much for that. And I would have had his picture hidden somewhere near my bed. And I would have written our initials together inside a big heart. And I would have practiced signing my name Mrs. Beth Weidman. And I would have started riding my bike past his house at least twice a day. And I would have called him up to see if he answered and then slammed the phone down when he did. Sigh. Stalking was such hard work before the internet age.

Pantydropper Rating - 4 - Worth The Wax

Donna - There's something to be said for those Long Island boys. They say things like Hot Dawg and Take it Easy, and make smoking look cool. Chris would pick me up for our date in his IROC-Z, and we'd listen to Warrant while driving out to Adventureland, where we'd make out in the Haunted House. Chris would probably be wearing a leather jacket and he'd call me sweet cheeks and I'd get all flustered. The only thing that could make me love him more is if his name was Vinnie.

Pantydropper Rating - 4 - Worth the Wax

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Beth - I'm kind of conflicted about Mr. Brenneman. While my vagina says "Jump on him", my brain says "Hold off, vagina. That's an unacceptable level of manscaping going on there." And my brain is right. If you're going to have luxurious curls draping down your head and a 'haven't shaved in a week beard going on', why the hell would you shave your chest? And then my vagina reminds me that she's in charge and I realize it doesn't matter.

Pantydropper Rating - 4 - Worth The Wax

Donna - Charlie Brenneman kind of looks like he could be a character in Assassin's Creed 2. Does this make him awesome? Yes. Does it make him doable? Not really. Another strike in Charlie's corner is the fact that he shaves his chest hair. Gentleman, you really shouldn't be shaving off your chest fur. You're depriving your lady of a comfortable place to rest her head, and that's really just selfish and unforgiveable. By the looks of his head hair and beard, I'd imagine he could be a hairy beast, but that's what God invented trimmers for. Come on, Charlie. Set your inner Hank McCoy free.

Pantydropper Rating - 2 - Granny Panty City

Beth - I think we've found him! The one British guy who I don't immediately want to jump on. Have my anglophile hooker ways died? No, I'm still a hooker. It's just that in most pictures he either looks pissed off or constipated. And I guess that makes sense. If I was constipated a lot I'd be pissed off too.

Pantydropper Rating - 3 - Eh, why not?

Donna - Beth is officially on crack. Terry has so many wonderful things going for him: He's English, he's taller than me, his head is shaved, and he's from the birthplace of the Beatles. These are all excellent qualities. Sure, he might look slightly pissed off in many of his pictures, but that's just cause he's got that killer instinct! He's ready, at any moment, to jump into the fray and take his opponents down with extreme prejudice. What's not to love?

Pantydropper Rating - 4 - Worth the Wax

Photo Source: UFC

Beth - He's really cute, but so damned short. In theory he's actually not that short but my 6' tall ass just can't do it. I hate it when I find a shorter dude cute. At least I'm not drooling over every guy who has the stature of Urijah Faber. That could just get messy. He's from Belgium so that's cool I guess. They make lace and stuff. And I really like their white ale. Good stuff. Totally yummy with orange slices. Oh, and he has some really good cauliflower ear. It's a little mangled, but doesn't look like an overstuffed bratwurst about to explode (name the movie). Yeah, I'm gonna buy a ticket to the Tarec train.

Pantydropper Rating - 4 - Worth the Wax

Donna - Things from Belgium that I love: Chocolate, diamonds, wheat beers, waffles, and Tarec Saffiedine. Tarc Saffiedine is what I like to call "Yummy." What's not to like? He has a shaved head and lives in a foreign country so I'd have a fun place to visit. Yes kids, sometimes it really is that easy. I can imagine us strolling through Brussels, looking at pretty building and scarfing down chocolate soaked belgian waffles. Pure bliss. His nickname reminds me of that Seinfeld episode, and I think that Elaine would agree that yes, he is indeed sponge-worthy.

Pantydropper Rating - 4 - Worth the Wax

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In 2011, we named a woman Pantydropper of the Week for the first time in Gals Guide history. I remember saying to Beth, "Watch, she's going to end up being Pantydropper of the Year." Well, you crazy kids have done it. Marloes ran away with the Pantydropper of the Year, taking 68% of the votes to Wanderlei Silva's 32%. If a woman was going to win it, I couldn't have asked for anyone better than Marloes, who seems like a badass, awesome lady. Sadly, the second half of 2011 wasn't so great for Marloes, with her being cut from Strikeforce, so hopefully this win will be just what she needs to jump back into the forefront of women's MMA.

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Here it is! My favorite time of the year, when everyone shows their love for me by providing me with presents a year's worth of pantydropping culminates in the top prize: Pantrydropper of the Year. Such an honor!! This year we have our first female candidate, Marloes Coenen. If a woman were ever to win the top honors, Marloes would certainly be it, as her awesomeness knows no bounds. However Marloes has a heck of a fight on her hands, as she's fighting for top honors with a legend, Wanderlei Silva. Has an ax murderer ever been so delightful?