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Sarah Kaufman's Dramatic Knockout Not Enough for Strikeforce Diva

by Donna 6 days ago

30 comments

Sarah Kaufman Has A Message For Strikeforce

by satarma 6 days ago

18 comments

Pantydropper of the Week: John McCarthy

by Beth about 13 hours ago

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Pantydropper of the Week: John McCarthy

by Beth on Jul 30, 2010 11:43 AM EDT in Pantydropper of the Week Comment 9 comments

Beth's View

Doability - John seems like the kind of guy who is super brooding and who has something in him that could snap at any moment, wreaking havoc to all those around him. For some scary reason this turns me on.
Perceived Skills - able to get children to behave with a stern glance, macrame, able to get a great crease when ironing pants
Pet Name - Big Guy
Imagined Dream Date - Big John tells me that he's a traditional kind of guy so he takes me to dinner and a movie. Dinner is delicious! We stuff our bellies full of steak. Things are good. John tells me that we're going to see Saving Private Ryan. Um, okay the movie is a little old but it's a good one. I'm game. We get to the theater and I'm a little hesitant. This place sure does look seedy. Why are there so many dudes here? The movie starts and lo and behold, John has taken me to see Saving Ryan's Privates. Sweet Lord. My traditional kind of guy has taken me to a porno. I try to get all insulted but I'm too full to leave in a huff. And if I'm being honest, I'll try anything a few times.
Long Term Relationship Potential - The same brooding that turns me on initially begins to wear on me after a couple of weeks. Thanks for the good times, John, but I gotta fly.
Panty Dropper Rating - 4 - Worth the Wax

Donna's View

Doability - Well above average. I don't know if it's the authority position or the big beefiness, but I'm definitely intrigued.
Perceived skills - mediation, grilling steaks, crossword puzzles.
Pet Name - Meat
Imagined Dream Date - John takes me to Ultimate Training Academy for some BJJ fun. We're having a great time, but unfortunately I forgot to eat my Wheaties that morning and I end up hurting my back. Luckily, Big John is a magician with the Tiger Balm.
Long Term Relationship Potential - It starts out just fine. Being with Big John is like wearing a comfortable pair of pajamas. Unfortunately, after 6 months of hearing John says "Let's get it on!" every single time it's business time, I have to drop him like a hot potato.
Panty Dropper Rating - 3 1/2 - Higher than "Eh, Why not?" but not quite "Worth the Wax"

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TheGarv.com Presents: Win A Phone Call From UFC Fighter Pat Barry

Saw a Facebook post from Michael Schiavello with this link, so I had to check it out. Then I had to share it here. So, if Pat Barry called you, what would you ask him?

1 day ago satarma 4 comments

Deep Thoughts by War Machine

by Beth on Jul 29, 2010 9:00 PM EDT in Random Thoughts and Ramblings Comment 9 comments

Imagine my surprise when I was going through some tweets and saw something from Mr. War Machine. I mean, isn't he in jail? Do they have Twitter in jail? Apparently they don't. But the ever-enterprising Mr. Machine has found a way to get his message out despite the bars and armed guards. Mr. Machine will be writing a weekly blog while in jail for the next year. Woot! You can check out his twitterings by following @WarMachine170, but why bother when we'll do it for you?

His first installment begins after the jump.

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Your Daily Sonnen

by Beth on Jul 29, 2010 5:15 PM EDT in Random Thoughts and Ramblings Comment 7 comments

Sweet Jesus! It's a Sonnen smack talk compilation video. I can die happy.

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USA Today/SBN Rankings for July 2010

by Beth on Jul 29, 2010 4:25 PM EDT in News Comment 6 comments

Our super secret boyfriends at Bloody Elbow have posted their latest MMA rankings. You can check out all of the fun here.

The most noticeable change for me was the dropping of some dude named Fedor to second place on the heavyweight list and the jump of some guy named Brock to first place. Do we agree, my friends? I sure do. But I've always been somewhat of a follower.

What do we think about Jon Fitch being numero dos on the welterweight list? I don't know if I agree, but that could be because he puts me into a coma of boredom a lot of the times that he fights. Although I must say his caveman chic appearance always makes me a little tingly.

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Semmy Schilt Focused on K-1, Wouldn't Rule Out UFC Return

If Semmy were to come back to the UFC, I would weep tears of pure happiness. Ditto on kickboxing picking up in this country. If you don't watch kickboxing, you really should start, especially if you're someone who loves the standup in MMA. Trust me. Would I lie to you beautiful people??

1 day ago satarma 0 comments

This Week's Bas Rutten Weekly Video of the Week

by Dani on Jul 29, 2010 9:00 AM EDT in Random Thoughts and Ramblings Comment 8 comments

Howdy, Partners!

How is everyone doing? Me? I'm melting up here in the northeast. Because I'm made of sugar. And it's flipping HOT!! For a girl born and raised in Florida, you'd think I'd be ok with this heat. Nope. You are never ok with this heat, especially when you don't have central air in your place.

Moving on...

Our video this week is another ad Bas did, but it's a really good one...one in which I hope we can all start using a new phrase..."Cancel your face".

Say it with me! "Cancel your face!"