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Watch Allistar Overeem Do Some Weird Stuff On Dutch TV

I saw this on both MiddleEasy and Bloody Elbow and had to get in on the action so I could put in my two cents. Every MMA fan's favorite boyfriend, Alistair Overeem, was on some Dutch TV show. He was tasked (for whatever reason) with unhooking women's (who are wearing animal masks) bras with one hand while holding a beer in the other. This is a task that any man who's been to college should be more than comfortable with. In fact, I had a friend who could undo my bra with one hand without me even noticing what was happening until my girls were flying free. Impressive.

Alistair is not as good at this task as the average red blooded male and I think I know the reason. See, Alistair has never had to use this skill because he's had women throwing themselves at him for entirely too long now. And men who have women thrown at them really start to slip on basic sexy time skills. You can see the proof in how he attacks the task. Alistair makes the common rookie mistake of trying to move the side with the hooks. Anyone who's spent some quality time unhooking bras knows that the trick is to immobilize the side with the hooks and then swoop the side with the tabs through the hooks. Easy as pie. I blame us, women, for allowing Alistair to grow lazy. Shame on us.


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that was pretty Goddamn weird.

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by RolloTomasi on Feb 9, 2012 5:21 PM EST reply actions  

That was perfectly normal for Dutch TV.

I'd rather be trollin'.

by thirdparty on Feb 10, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

In fact, I had a friend who could undo my bra with one hand without me even noticing what was happening until my girls were flying free. Impressive.

Pics or it didn’t happen.

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by RolloTomasi on Feb 9, 2012 5:28 PM EST reply actions  

You'll just have to imagine it.

I wear front hooking bras now. I really hope that I’d notice that getting unhooked.

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by Beth on Feb 10, 2012 11:56 AM EST up reply actions  

I suck at bras

I usually need help.
I need more practice I guess.

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by RolloTomasi on Feb 9, 2012 5:29 PM EST reply actions  

Reem doesn’t undo bras. He waits for them to come flying at him.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Feb 9, 2012 8:30 PM EST reply actions  

He knees boobs into submission.

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by RolloTomasi on Feb 9, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

You’d think he’d be better at it.

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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society
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by TheLastEmpress on Feb 9, 2012 9:26 PM EST reply actions  

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