Watch Allistar Overeem Do Some Weird Stuff On Dutch TV
I saw this on both MiddleEasy and Bloody Elbow and had to get in on the action so I could put in my two cents. Every MMA fan's favorite boyfriend, Alistair Overeem, was on some Dutch TV show. He was tasked (for whatever reason) with unhooking women's (who are wearing animal masks) bras with one hand while holding a beer in the other. This is a task that any man who's been to college should be more than comfortable with. In fact, I had a friend who could undo my bra with one hand without me even noticing what was happening until my girls were flying free. Impressive.
Alistair is not as good at this task as the average red blooded male and I think I know the reason. See, Alistair has never had to use this skill because he's had women throwing themselves at him for entirely too long now. And men who have women thrown at them really start to slip on basic sexy time skills. You can see the proof in how he attacks the task. Alistair makes the common rookie mistake of trying to move the side with the hooks. Anyone who's spent some quality time unhooking bras knows that the trick is to immobilize the side with the hooks and then swoop the side with the tabs through the hooks. Easy as pie. I blame us, women, for allowing Alistair to grow lazy. Shame on us.
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Well now
that was pretty Goddamn weird.
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In fact, I had a friend who could undo my bra with one hand without me even noticing what was happening until my girls were flying free. Impressive.
Pics or it didn’t happen.
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Cortez Kennedy is in the Hall Of Fame!!!!!!!! WE DID IT!
You'll just have to imagine it.
I wear front hooking bras now. I really hope that I’d notice that getting unhooked.
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I suck at bras
I usually need help.
I need more practice I guess.
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Cortez Kennedy is in the Hall Of Fame!!!!!!!! WE DID IT!
Reem doesn’t undo bras. He waits for them to come flying at him.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
He knees boobs into submission.
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Cortez Kennedy is in the Hall Of Fame!!!!!!!! WE DID IT!


















