The Fighter We'd Most Like To Get Into A Twitter Beef With

Welcome to this week's installment of "The Fighter We'd Most Like To...". Thanks to everyone who voted last week in our "The Fighter We'd Most Like To Splice Our Genes With To Genetically Engineer A Super Human" poll. The winner with 31% of the vote was "These Choices Are Terrible". Congrats!

Twitter beefs. Oh how I adore them. There is no better place to call someone out or argue about important issues so that everyone who cares or doesn't care can see. It's like every day is Festivus on Twitter. I am not one to get into Twitter beefs but I am one to observe them closely. I actually think that most people are not the type to get into a serious Twitter argument but let's just imagine we were all in a bad mood and wanted to take it out on someone. We would probably want to own them but maybe we'd also like some good back and forth beefing. And, of course it would have to be a fighter because we all care so deeply for MMA. So, who would it be? Who is your dream Twitter nemesis? Check out our thoughts on this topic and let us know what you think, too!

Beth: Does Arianny Celeste count even though she's not a fighter? It's just that I would prefer a guaranteed victory in the Twitter beef and I just don't think she'd be much competition. It only took Chael Sonnen two tweets to shut her up and I'm lazy.

Jackie: Jacob Volkmann. He'll probably say something completely inappropriate and end up getting fired from both his jobs. Which would, of course, make it easier for the Secret Service to keep track of him.

Mountaineer: Miesha Tate. Someone needs to knock her down a few pegs. From going from MMA model to wholesome, pure athlete? Yeah, people buy into that as much as they buy into a Tito Ortiz cracked skull. Just acknowledge that you love using your looks and let it be. And dump Bryan Caraway. That'd be cool as well.

Kat: I am a person who follows Twitter beefs very closely. I would like to think I could hold my own in a Twitter beef with a fighter if only because I have paid close enough attention to the Twitter beefs of others that I know what mistakes I should avoid making. With observational experience on my side, I feel I should pick someone clever to make it all the more interesting. But, I am also lazy. Therefore, I am choosing someone I would be sure to own in a Twitter beef and that person is Michael Bisping. Laziness wins.

Rachel: I have some unfinished business with Felice Herrig. It all started when I bought a Pillowpet. She had to go and run her mouth about how her unicorn was the toughest Pillowpet around but my whale Pillowpet Rudy is clearly the baddest of mammals. Don't be scared, Homie.