Pantydropper Of The Week: War Machine

Beth - Normally starring in a porn would keep anyone from being bestowed with Pantydropper of the Week honors. But sometimes a man needs a pick me up. And this week, that man is the fighter formally known as Jon Koppenhaver. War Machine's had a bad couple of days. Following his jail time saga last year, he comes to find out that he's got to go back for something that happened forever ago. As someone who would move to Kathmandu to avoid a week long jail sentence (I've got a real purdy mouth) this makes me want to envelope him in warm, safe bosom hug. And what's the next best thing to a bosom hug? Pantydropper status. Let this be a warning to all you kids. Neck tattoos are no joke. You could be helping a group of handicapped children across the street but if someone of authority sees that tattoo, you will instantly get messed with. Godspeed, War Machine.

Pantydropper Rating - 4 - Worth The Wax

Donna - Oh Mr. Machine. Was there ever a guy less able to catch a break? You typically manage to make me either ignore you or hate you, depending on the hour. Yet I've actually been rooting for you lately. You provided us with tons of great jailhouse stories via twitter. You managed to get out of jail and, as far as we can tell, keep your nose clean. You beat Roger Huerta, the prettiest MMA fighter in history, and your Bellator contract may have even put you on the path to, dare I say, respectability. Just when things were looking up, the justice system came along and took a huge crap on your plans. War, you absolutely personify the saying, "If it weren't for bad luck, I wouldn't have any luck at all." Good luck, War Machine, and keep those jailhouse tweets coming.

Pantydropper Rating - 3 - Eh, why not?