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Pantydropper Of The Week: Tim Sylvia

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Beth - Oh, Tim. Nice try. I see where you were going with that. It's worked before for some people. Go to the fans! Use them to get what you want! They'll get me back in the UFC! Except you forgot about something. Or some people, I should say. See, it doesn't matter if you take initiative and try to get the fan support behind you. Because if Dana White and Joe Silva don't give a crap, then you're not coming back over. And you're going to have to blame yourself on this one, buddy. What's with the grandiose statements? You don't honestly think you can beat 80% of the heavyweights in the UFC do you? You can't. The UFC heavyweight division is no longer Andrei Arlovski and Jeff Monson. You should have known that you would just piss off Uncle Dana by saying something like that. Shame shame.

Pantydropper Rating - 1 - Not even with yours.

Donna - Poor Tim. You called for your fans to throw their support behind getting you back into the UFC. You missed one major, and crucial, component about begging people to ask the UFC to bring you back; People have to actually want you back in the UFC! It's been four years since your last UFC fight, and so many exciting things have happened since you've been gone. Remember that Professional Wrestler guy, Brock Lesnar, who also fought at UFC 81? He won the belt! And there's these guys named Cain Velasquez and Junior Dos Santos who came in after you left and have just been tearing up the Heavyweight Division. I mean, they're really good! And Roy Nelson is cool again. Crazy, right?! I understand you want to come back, I really do. But wouldn't you rather be a big fish in a little pond, than a little fish getting beaten senseless by a much better fighter?

Pantydropper Rating - 1 - Not even with yours.

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Poor Tim gettin no love...

Well somebody out there loves the big guy. Sex with the heavyweight belt and all.

Best advice I never heeded: Don't read the bottom of the internet.

by Harley hooper on Feb 17, 2012 4:18 PM EST reply actions  

TIMMMAAY

God help me, I lusted, and there is a promise in such sweat. But it is a whore's vengeance, and you must see it; I set myself entirely in your hands. I know you must see it now.

by yellopanda on Feb 17, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

that is either

A hooker or his sister.

Or both

Do me a favor; let me know when you’re getting up to go to the bathroom so I can sniff your chair.

by The Midge on Feb 20, 2012 8:17 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

i don't know look at his face

this may have been when pat had him in shape

by BIGNAT on Feb 21, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

This guy pooped his pants during a fight

what’s not to love?

Learn JiuJitsu.
Semper Fi'
Winter is coming.

by RolloTomasi on Feb 17, 2012 5:33 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

He won a decision.

Fuck you, double fingers
- Nick Diaz
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society
- Mark Twain

by TheLastEmpress on Feb 19, 2012 6:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yep

UFN 3 vs Assuerio Silva.
POOP!

Learn JiuJitsu.
Semper Fi'
Winter is coming.

by RolloTomasi on Feb 19, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I feel a bit bad for the guy. Did anybody see his episode of blind date? It was a train wreck.

Fuck you, double fingers
- Nick Diaz
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society
- Mark Twain

by TheLastEmpress on Feb 17, 2012 8:10 PM EST reply actions  

did he poop himself?

Do me a favor; let me know when you’re getting up to go to the bathroom so I can sniff your chair.

by The Midge on Feb 20, 2012 8:19 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Good point.

Fuck you, double fingers
- Nick Diaz
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society
- Mark Twain

by TheLastEmpress on Feb 21, 2012 9:34 AM EST up reply actions  

PantyPooper of the week!!!!!!!!!!

"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something"...The Dread Pirate Roberts

by Naztuu on Feb 21, 2012 8:27 PM EST reply actions  

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