Pantydropper Of The Week: Nick Diaz

Beth - Oh, Nick, you beautiful pot smoking bastard. Why can't the NSAC just leave you alone on this? Daddy needs his medicine. Why can't they understand that? Would they fail an ADD Adam because he was pumped full of ritalin? No. Would they fail Bipolar Betty because she was loaded on mood stabilizers? I think not. Why can't daddy just have his medicine without people being all up in his biz? I mean, come on. Who in their right mind would consider pot a performance enhancing substance? Certainly not me. I didn't get anything done in my 20's because of pot. In fact, I'd say that he should be celebrated for failing. Any dude who can accomplish what he has while taking tokes off of the peace pipe is one awesome bastard.

Pantydropper Rating - 5 - Like Big John says, "Let's get it on!"

Donna - Nick, I'm just over it. You've had opportunities that thousands of men would give their left nut for, and you blow it all away (see what I did there?) because you can't stay away from the reefer. It's madness! (see what I did there?) I've dated more than my fair share of greasy pot heads, but none of them was waiting for the chance to fight one of the greatest MMA fighters ever. You've got plenty of time to be a stoner later in life; how about you spend some time focusing on kicking ass and taking names? You have to decide Nick, are you going to blaze a path to victory or go up in flames? (see what I did there?)

Pantydropper Rating - 2 - Granny Panty City

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