Tattoo of the Week: Tim Sylvia
by Beth on Jan 4, 2012 12:36 PM EST
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Prettiness - Oh goodness, no. It's Tim Sylvia. He could have a tattoo of a pink unicorn farting out rainbow clouds and prancing over fields of tulips and it wouldn't be pretty. No matter what he has, it will be on a canvas of hairy arm. Nope. Hairy arm canvas equals instant unpretty.
Originality - Kid Yamamoto says no.
Increases Doability? Not even with a tattoo of a pink unicorn farting out rainbow clouds and prancing over fields of tulips.
What We Think It Means - It's my robot arm that makes me a super heavyweight. Otherwise I'd be a middleweight. No really. Do you know how heavy robot arms are? At least 80 pounds. Why are you laughing?
Photo: Sherdog
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Lesbihonest all tattoos fail in comparison to Yamamoto,
God help me, I lusted, and there is a promise in such sweat. But it is a whore's vengeance, and you must see it; I set myself entirely in your hands. I know you must see it now.
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