The Fighter We'd Most Like To Splice Our Genes With To Genetically Engineer A Super Human
by KatGirl on Jan 31, 2012 11:00 AM EST
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Welcome to this week's installment of "The Fighter We'd Most Like To...". Thanks to everyone who voted last week in our "The Fighter We'd Most Like to Cheat Off on a Test" poll. The winner with 48% of the vote was Rich Franklin. Congrats!
Have you ever had a desire to procreate but have refrained from doing so because you weren't sure that your brood would meet your stringent requirements of what a human should be? You don't have to answer that. But, just imagine that you have the opportunity to take all your own fabulous genes (because we know they're fabulous) and splice them with someone else's fabulous genes and create the ultimate super fabulous human being. And, let's say you had to choose an MMA fighter because, why wouldn't you? Who would it be? Who would complete you and join with you in creating a super human? Check out our thoughts on this topic and let us know what you think, too!
Lizzie: Badr Hari. Duh.
Donna: Gina Carano. I've got the brains, she's got the looks, let's make lots of money.
Jackie: Buakaw Por. Pramuk. Without a doubt. Though I'm pretty sure he's already superhuman - his kickboxing record is 202-21-12.
Midge: Chris Leben for sure. He has a giant melon. I have a giant melon. With our powers combined, we could...well have a really large headed clone....ok now that I type it out, this doesn't seem quite so cool. I have a feeling that is the case with most cloning though- it always sounds like a good idea in theory, then goes horrifically wrong.
Mountaineer: Pretty difficult. Do I go with someone who is huge and jacked for intimidation factor? Or do I go with an unassuming tough guy? Let's go with Alistair Overeem. Massive, ADCC grappling, K-1 striking, and from what I've heard, a pretty good bar fighter.
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The one on the left.
This is an oule.
by some schmuck in texas on Jan 31, 2012 12:08 PM EST reply actions
Nick Diaz
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Clearly Badr.
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well maybe mixing the genes of say ronda rousey and any of the above might create a super human bu lets be honest mixing our genes with any of them would just lead to an emotionally and mentally fragile half athletic half eats too much chocolate and ice cream lay about, all im not saying i wouldn’t lay on my back with legs in the air for any of them even if nothing came from it ;) whoo sista naw mean
i naturally have good stamina even for months without a run
i still did 4 miles in a little under a hour. i wasn’t even tired and i have not had a run since september. i have chub that i have to burn off. the holidays were good to me. the ladies at my job love making goodies. they must have sprinkled coke in the stuff i tell you. you just can’t get enough and they bring it in everyday during the holiday times. plus the stuf our vendors send. the book keeper made these blueberry coco things (drools). well my natural stamina talent with b.j. penn’s natural talent at being good at everything except having good cardio. that will be the forever champ until he catches a arrow in the knee
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