The Betting Fix: January 2012 Winners!

by The Midge on Jan 29, 2012 8:18 PM EST in Betting Fix

Last night's Betting Fix numbers are in, and they were surprisingly successful for many. Well, unless you thought that Demien Maia still has the ability to beat a young up and comer who's strengths lie in the ground game who is coming on short notice and having to lose 30+ pounds in 11 days. Then, your numbers probably look more like mine, and less like Mountaineer's, Harley's, and Rollo's. Feel free to go check out last night's results to see for yourself.

More importantly, we have winners for January as a whole! If your memory serves you better than a half-tard inbred puppy, then you probably recall my promise to allow the monthly winner to choose my signature for February! Well, I am a man of my word(s), and cannot deny the fruits of your labor. So with no further adue, I give you our monthly scores! -Note- If you failed your family, and walked away with a fat zero for January, I went ahead and left your name out of the rankings. We'll just pretend I'm out of salt to rub in your wounds.

The Numbers!

Balrog: 31.69
Beth: 26.2
Rachel: 24.11
Midge: 20.89
Mountaineer: 17.44
Harley: 15.26
Kat: 13.8
Rollo: 12.86
Tim Burke: 12.14
Belfort: 7.08
Empress: 6.21

Congratulations to Balrog, who successfully edged out the entire staff of GG2MMA with authority! Way to show us who's boss buddy. Feel free to leave a comment as to what you would like my signature to be for February, and it shall be (pending approval from the powers who be).

Remember, these numbers will carry over for the big quarterly prize at the end of March! But all of you have a fresh monthly start next week for UFC 143, as the winner of February will once again get to choose my signature for the following month! Booyah!

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I'm a loser.

Bertha.
Be yourself. The world worships the original. - Ingrid Bergman
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by KatGirl on Jan 29, 2012 9:31 PM EST reply actions

If your a loser then that means....

ARE YOU CALLING ME A LOSER!?!?!

Learn JiuJitsu.
Semper Fi'
For those who fight for it, life has a flavor the sheltered will never know.

by RolloTomasi on Jan 29, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions

Yes.

We’re both losers.

Bertha.
Be yourself. The world worships the original. - Ingrid Bergman
Follow @katiew
I'm at Gal's Guide to MMA!

by KatGirl on Jan 30, 2012 12:12 AM EST up reply actions

Damn! I was so close.

Gals Guide to MMA

by Beth on Jan 30, 2012 3:57 PM EST reply actions

BOOTY DANCE BOOTY DANCE!!

CELEBRATION BOOTY DANCE!!

IN YO FACE, IN YO FACE, BOOTY DANCE IN YO FACE!!

by Balrog on Jan 30, 2012 4:04 PM EST reply actions

so....

My new signature should be “boooty dance!” ? Haha

The bottom line is Georges is being a little bitch. He didn’t step up and say anything when the UFC pulled me out of this fight. I understand sometimes you have to do what you’re told, but why wouldn’t you tell the media you still want to fight me? If I was Georges, I would want to fight the best. I would have asked for the Anderson Silva fight. I would have asked to fight the Strikeforce champ. But he sits there like a robot and doesn’t say anything at all, just like he’s not going to say anything about me calling him a bitch now. If I saw BJ Penn walking down the street and called him a bitch, we would be fighting right there on the spot. — Nick Diaz

by The Midge on Jan 30, 2012 8:34 PM EST via mobile up reply actions

Aight, signature time

I’m thinking of prolly going with something by Patrice O’Neal (it being black history month). I might go back and rewatch some stuff, but right now the leading candidate is- Do me a favor; let me know when you’re getting up to go to the bathroom so I can sniff your chair.

by Balrog on Jan 31, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions