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UFC On Fox 2 Live Results And Play-By-Play: Main Card

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Welcome to the Gals Guide To MMA play-by-play of the main card (If you are looking for the prelims, you will find them one story down on our wonderfully pink page). The action starts this evening at 8 p.m. EST. Feel free to join the conversation!

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Demian Maia vs. Chris Weidman

Round 1: Weidman opens with a kick fake then misses with a front kick. Weidman charges and knocks Maia over. They are trading and Weidman is getting the better of it. Weidman is using an unorthodox jab to maintain distance. Neither of them have tried to take it to the ground yet. Weidman is doing a good job of switching up his combinations. Weidman lands a knee. Maia keeps trying to use a big left hand. Weidman lands another kick. They traded in the pocket with Weidman getting the better of it. Maia lands another knee to the body. Weidman gets a sloppy take down, but Maia easily slips out and gets up. Weidman rushes Maia and Maia is able to land some punches.

Round 2:Weidman opens the round very effectively with his jab. Weidman gets the takedown and lands in half guard but Maia slips out almost immediately. Standing, Weidman is definitely getting the better of Maia. Weidman is easily countering Maia's left hand. Maia went for what looked like a half-hearted takedown. It appears that Weidman is just trying to read him for openings at this point and is taking his sweet time. Weidman goes for the double leg and basically carries Maia to the cage. Maia pushes off and wins an exchange with a knee. Weidman is able to take it to the ground. Weidman tries to take Maia's back but transitions into the guillotine.

Round 3: Weidman slips a punch and attempts a takedown. Weidman pushes Maia back to the cage with some punches and gets the take down. Maia gets him in butterfly guard and stands it up. Maia went for a take down but it was stuffed. Maia goes for another sloppy takedown. Both mens' conditioning is not the greatest. Maia goes for a takedown and Weidman almost takes his back, but both fighters stand up. Joe Rogan said it best, It's turned into "a sloppy kickboxing match". Weidman lands 3 knees in a row right to the face. They both are standing on jello legs and have their hands down. Neither of them start landing until the end of the round. Weidman lands a head kick at the end of the round.

Chris Weidman via Split Decision (29-28, 29-28, Weidman, 29-28 Maia.)

Chael Sonnen vs. Michael Bisping

Round 1: The round opens with some crazy swings from both men and Sonnen almost gets the takedown. Goldy and Joe are saying that there was an eye poke but I missed that. Sonnen attempts another takedown. Sonnen is pushing forward and lands the takedown. Sonnen does a little damage from guard but Bisping is able to get up. Sonnen get's the better of the clinch. When they break Sonnen immediately pushes Bisping back to the fence but Bisping was able to reverse it. Bisping breaks and Chael swings some wild shots toward him and misses. Sonnen goes for the take down but goes into the clinch. Bisping reverses and lands some shots. Bisping is landing almost everything that he's throwing. and Bisping get's Chael against the cage again.

Round 2: They throw some combinations with no clear winner and Sonnen pushes Bisping up against the cage. Bisping reverses again. Sonnen's game plan is not working. They get broken up out of the clinch by Herb. Sonnen gets the takedown and is almost in guard but Bisping has a butterfly hook. Sonnen continues to push against that hook but Bisping is effectively creating space with that hook. Bisping gets enough space to get up but Sonnen punishes him on the way up. Bisping gets the clinch against the cage. Bisping is working a single leg but is unsuccessful. Chael is landing some knees to the body, but Bisping is landing some short elbows from that clinch. Bisping is getting the better of the stand up and is even trying some fancy kicks.

Round 3: Sonnen gets a huge takedown. Bisping has both butterfly hooks in, but Sonnen moves into guard. Bisping tries to push Chael up but Sonnen comes crashing down on him. Bisping is going for his back. It looks like he's got both his hooks in and has the over under. Bisping is working on Chael's legs for an escape but Chael isn't falling for that trickery. Sonnen transitions beautifully to mount. Chael appears to be working for an arm triangle but Bisping is doing a good job in keeping Chael locked down and moves Chael to half guard. Sonnen is landing shots from half guard. Bisping is trying to get back up on the cage. They get up but Sonnen has Bisping against the cage, Bisping reverses and gets the takedown at the end of the round.

Chael Sonnen via decision (30-27,29-28, 29-28) (Controversy!)

Rashad Evans vs. Phil Davis

Round 1: Both of them come out of their corners with rather odd walks. Phil is pushing the action with his jab, and is landing some kicks to the rib and leg. Davis' striking is looking sharp. Davis slips and Rashad takes advantage and takes it up against the cage but Davis pummels out. Rashad catches him in a headlock from the front but Davis was able to slip out. Rashad is starting to become more confident with his hands and lands some counters. Davis goes for a superman punch takedown combo. But it is shrugged off by Evans. Davis keeps going for kicks and Rashad catches his leg and lands in the half guard of Davis. Rashad is able to slip his leg out into side contol and into crucifix. Rashad is landing punches and Phil is able to wiggle out. Rashad holds the dominant position as Davis tries to stand.

Round 2: Davis keeps using that head kick. Evans is landing some counters but Phil is using his reach to his advantage. Rashad tries to clinch with Davis but Davis pummels out. Rashad is now trying to use his jab. Phil clinches and tries to take it to the cage but Rashad pushes him off. Davis is starting to slow down slightly. Rashad goes for a take down and pushes Davis against the cage but Davis cuts out taking a little bit of punishment. Davis is starting to become a little less comfortable. Rashad is landing some combinations. They clinch and Rashad pushes them against the cage. Rashad is starting to push the stand up and he uses Davis' kick to take him down. He lands in side control and lands some hard shots.

Round 3: Rashad is landing much more accurately, but Davis ducks down for a single. Evans stuffs it but Davis goes for another single. He's able to drag Rashad down but Rashad is able to reverse and takes the dominant position. He transitions to take the back but Davis defends well and the both get to their feet. They return to the clinch on the cage. Rashad is working the clinch well and is landing a lot of shots. Davis is not defending well in the clinch. Davis lands a takedown but he can't keep Rashad down. Davis gets the dominant position against the cage and works some knees. Rashad is working to pummel out and reverses it at the last second.

Round 4: Davis comes out this round slightly more aggressively and lands a good kick. Rashad is starting to pick apart Davis' stand up. Phil Davis attempts a takedown but it is stuffed. Davis is not using his reach as effectively as he was in the first. Rashad jams in and tries to get a guillotine and brings Davis against the cage and he crumples slightly. Davis pushes back up and gets into a good clinch position. Davis goes for a single leg and Rashad sprawls out and gets the dominant position. Rashad has Phil's back, but no hooks. Davis gets up and Rashad pushes him into the cage. The round ends with Rashad pushing forward.

Round 5: Davis continues to use his kicks but Rashad checks them easily. Rashad catches a kick and holds Phil's foot at his side as he lands punches.Rashad uses that to take Davis down and gets into half guard. Rashad slips his leg out and goes straight into a crucifix. Davis curls up and Rashad maintains the dominant position. Davis is able to stand back up. Rashad gets the better of a couple exchanges and lands a big right. Rashad gets another takedown but Davis scrambles up. Rashad gets him against the cage. Davis pushes off of the cage and starts going for that KO. He throws a head kick with no luck and goes for a take down which is easily stuffed. The round ends with Rashad getting the better of an exchange.

Rashad Evans via decision (all judges 50-45)

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Excited for Rachel’s play-by-play!

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 28, 2012 7:47 PM EST reply actions  

Me, too!

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by KatGirl on Jan 28, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I had to do Easton-Papazian. That was the worst.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 28, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

haha I'm kind of hoping that they all end in

a first round KO or sub and make my life much easier.

circle me Bert.

by RachHeartsMMA on Jan 28, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Sonnen’s fight would be a pleasure to type about.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 28, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I saw Haywire today.

It wasn’t bad. It was good. Not great, but good. None of the film’s shortcomings were because of Gina. She was good, too.

I don't want to make money, I just want to be wonderful. - Marilyn Monroe

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by KatGirl on Jan 28, 2012 7:50 PM EST reply actions  

I enjoyed it. Solid flick. 6.5 or 7 stars out of 10. I took a girlie and she now wants to get into MMA and the fight game, so I am pleased. She also thought Gina was gorgeous, so she has good taste!

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 28, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Gina is gorgeous. And, she looked great in the movie. The fight scenes were great although I did think a few times, “Why doesn’t she just shoot him?”. But overall, it’s a highly watchable film.

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by KatGirl on Jan 28, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought it was funny how big she was! She was as big as most of the actors she fought.

And yeah, probably one of the better films out right now. Critics love it, I love it. Good stuff.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 28, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Really? The one review I read of it was totally trashing it. Though it could have been a travesty and still be one of the best movies out right now lol.

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by Jackie Maden on Jan 28, 2012 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

All the relevant critics loved it. Rolling Stone (who shit on most anything), Roger Ebert.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 28, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

It has 80% positive critical reviews on Rotten Tomatoes

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by KatGirl on Jan 28, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

But only 44% from audience

meanwhile, “Underworld: Seriously Another Seque!?!” was 30% with critics and 75% with fans.

The people have spoken. -HOT CHICK NEED SKINTIGHT LEATHER OUTFIT. ALSO, MOAR VAMPIREWOLVES.
(the people are kinda dumb)

by Balrog on Jan 28, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I’d rather see whatshername vamp chick (Beckinsale?) than Carano, if I had to spend money on it. However, Haywire boasts lots of good looking guys, so that’s probably a good trade-off.

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by Jackie Maden on Jan 28, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I DON’T NEED TO FIGHT! TO PROVE I’M RIGHT!

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 28, 2012 7:57 PM EST reply actions  

I'm nervous and excited.

Mostly about Sonnen vs. Bisping.

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by KatGirl on Jan 28, 2012 8:02 PM EST reply actions  

Either way,

someone I can’t stand will lose. I think that I want Bisping to win, though, just so I get to see Silva eat him alive.

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by Jackie Maden on Jan 28, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

HEY RACHEL

I think next fight is between me and you for gambling winner of month

by Balrog on Jan 28, 2012 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Awww, why?

I love Serra lol.

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by Jackie Maden on Jan 28, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

WEIDMAN!

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 28, 2012 8:21 PM EST reply actions  

Bisping, wasn't it?

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by Jackie Maden on Jan 28, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Bisping

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by KatGirl on Jan 28, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Jon Jones in Atlanta!

Hell yes!!!

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by KatGirl on Jan 28, 2012 8:23 PM EST reply actions  

He is.

He has a serious case of Gurgel-itis. It affects the brain and wipes out all knowledge of BJJ.

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by Jackie Maden on Jan 28, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Maia looks pretty dreadful…

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 28, 2012 8:30 PM EST reply actions  

ONE MORE ROUND WEIDMAN!

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 28, 2012 8:34 PM EST reply actions  

So, everyone is panning this fight? I don’t think it is THAT bad. I mean, this 3rd round is kind of sad. But it wasn’t bad until now. Casuals probably think it sucks balls.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 28, 2012 8:36 PM EST reply actions  

But it sucks when you can remember when Maia would have walked out, touched gloves, and taken home one of Weidman’s limbs. Now he can’t even grind out a decision. So disappointing.

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by Jackie Maden on Jan 28, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

This is craptastic.

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by KatGirl on Jan 28, 2012 8:36 PM EST reply actions  

I disagree. The third has sucked, but the first two rounds were decent.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 28, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I just hoped for more from Maia.

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by KatGirl on Jan 28, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Also...

I determine that a fight is not so good when I start online shopping during it ;)

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by KatGirl on Jan 28, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I was reading a book.

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by Knitty Ninja on Jan 28, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope Chicago gets their fight opportunities revoked. Enjoy your hometown boy Sean McCorkle, you boobs. Good lord.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 28, 2012 8:40 PM EST reply actions  

Hey, they’re playing my walkout song right now! :)

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by Jackie Maden on Jan 28, 2012 8:47 PM EST reply actions  

fuck that decision

Really? Rnd 2 takedown with NOTHING coming from them wins the rounds?

Fuck you amaerican judging. Fuck you cecil peoples. And fuck you uncle john.

The bottom line is Georges is being a little bitch. He didn’t step up and say anything when the UFC pulled me out of this fight. I understand sometimes you have to do what you’re told, but why wouldn’t you tell the media you still want to fight me? If I was Georges, I would want to fight the best. I would have asked for the Anderson Silva fight. I would have asked to fight the Strikeforce champ. But he sits there like a robot and doesn’t say anything at all, just like he’s not going to say anything about me calling him a bitch now. If I saw BJ Penn walking down the street and called him a bitch, we would be fighting right there on the spot. — Nick Diaz

by The Midge on Jan 28, 2012 8:49 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Wait, wait. You thought Maia won?

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 28, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Come on, Bisping. You need to win here so you can get beat up horribly by Silva.

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by Jackie Maden on Jan 28, 2012 8:54 PM EST reply actions  

I do want to say, though, that I expect Sonnen to win. It makes me sad.

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by Jackie Maden on Jan 28, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I want Sonnen to finish Bisping. For a good lol.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 28, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I just want to see what Silva will do to Bisping. That’s all. Oh, and Sonnen will be cut down a few notches if Bisping beats him. That will make me smile.

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by Jackie Maden on Jan 28, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

He'll probably say that was an invalid loss

due to Bisping being a Brit. It is impossible to lose to your former imperial overlords.

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by Knitty Ninja on Jan 28, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Lol

You make a good point… the excuses if Sonnen loses will be epic.

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by Jackie Maden on Jan 28, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Chael, end him.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 28, 2012 8:55 PM EST reply actions  

This ^

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by KatGirl on Jan 28, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Finally i'm here

GO WHOEVER! Just make it fun!

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by Knitty Ninja on Jan 28, 2012 8:55 PM EST reply actions  

Hi, girly.

BTW – I updated your permissions. You should be able to post like a real girl now. Not sure what happened there.

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by Beth on Jan 28, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Yay!!!

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by Jackie Maden on Jan 28, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

YAY!

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by Knitty Ninja on Jan 28, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

And down he goes...

And back up he goes…

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by Knitty Ninja on Jan 28, 2012 8:56 PM EST reply actions  

LOL @ Rogan

“Yeah, Sonnen looks terrible here.” Even I wouldn’t have gone that far.

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by Jackie Maden on Jan 28, 2012 9:04 PM EST reply actions  

Ok, now I agree with him. This is not the Sonnen that fought Silva. He looks gassed already.

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by Jackie Maden on Jan 28, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

They both look kinda gassed.

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by Knitty Ninja on Jan 28, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, very true.

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by Jackie Maden on Jan 28, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

We have blood.

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by Knitty Ninja on Jan 28, 2012 9:04 PM EST reply actions  

This fight is killing me.

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by KatGirl on Jan 28, 2012 9:07 PM EST reply actions  

GNP GNP GNP!

Dammit!

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by KatGirl on Jan 28, 2012 9:10 PM EST reply actions  

Bisping keeps swatting at Chael's head

I keep thinking pillowfists mcteatime…

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by Knitty Ninja on Jan 28, 2012 9:12 PM EST reply actions  

I have a feeling I may not like this decision.

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by KatGirl on Jan 28, 2012 9:13 PM EST reply actions  

Sonnen looks like he feels the same way.

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by Jackie Maden on Jan 28, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I can't decide...

either Bisping is better than I thought he was, or Sonnen is much worse. I expected Sonnen to dominate the fight.

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by Jackie Maden on Jan 28, 2012 9:13 PM EST reply actions  

He got a 30-27

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by Knitty Ninja on Jan 28, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

the biz has improved his wrasslin

His pillows are still full of fists though

The bottom line is Georges is being a little bitch. He didn’t step up and say anything when the UFC pulled me out of this fight. I understand sometimes you have to do what you’re told, but why wouldn’t you tell the media you still want to fight me? If I was Georges, I would want to fight the best. I would have asked for the Anderson Silva fight. I would have asked to fight the Strikeforce champ. But he sits there like a robot and doesn’t say anything at all, just like he’s not going to say anything about me calling him a bitch now. If I saw BJ Penn walking down the street and called him a bitch, we would be fighting right there on the spot. — Nick Diaz

by The Midge on Jan 28, 2012 9:19 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I started online shopping in round 3.

I’m a bad fan. :(

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by Knitty Ninja on Jan 28, 2012 9:14 PM EST reply actions  

That was the best round!

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by KatGirl on Jan 28, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

What kind?

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by KatGirl on Jan 28, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm looking for new baking sheets.

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by Knitty Ninja on Jan 28, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

WHAT?

Unanimous decision? and oh god, now we have to listen to that mouth. Kill me.

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by Jackie Maden on Jan 28, 2012 9:16 PM EST reply actions  

ARE YOU NOT MESMERIZED?!

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by Knitty Ninja on Jan 28, 2012 9:16 PM EST reply actions  

Chael Sonnen is amazing.

I adore him.

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by KatGirl on Jan 28, 2012 9:17 PM EST reply actions  

Greatness is called Chael Sonnen.

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by Knitty Ninja on Jan 28, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I had it two rounds to one for Chael. 1 and 3. But, I wasn’t impressed.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 28, 2012 9:18 PM EST reply actions  

I’m hoping after Anderson beats him again, he’ll quit MMA and move on to pro wrestling where his stupid act will help him fit right in.

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by Jackie Maden on Jan 28, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I was impressed with his third round.

That was more of what I expected for the entire fight.

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by KatGirl on Jan 28, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

least we have one good decision

Again fuck maia v weidman decision I’m still grrrr

The bottom line is Georges is being a little bitch. He didn’t step up and say anything when the UFC pulled me out of this fight. I understand sometimes you have to do what you’re told, but why wouldn’t you tell the media you still want to fight me? If I was Georges, I would want to fight the best. I would have asked for the Anderson Silva fight. I would have asked to fight the Strikeforce champ. But he sits there like a robot and doesn’t say anything at all, just like he’s not going to say anything about me calling him a bitch now. If I saw BJ Penn walking down the street and called him a bitch, we would be fighting right there on the spot. — Nick Diaz

by The Midge on Jan 28, 2012 9:18 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Dude…that wasn’t a split decision even. Buffer messed up. All judges had it for Weidman.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 28, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

nooooooooo!!

Then I’d have to get into pro wrasslin and then I would have waaaayyyy too much on my plate.

circle me Bert.

by RachHeartsMMA on Jan 28, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I am the only pro wrestling nuthugger around here!

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 28, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I just can’t see the appeal of Sonnen’s pro wrestling posturing. Or of Sonnen himself, with his felony and his idiocy over the TRT.

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by Jackie Maden on Jan 28, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m not against steroids, so I don’t mind it. And it is a felony…but come on. White-collar crime < murder, rape, drug dealing in most cases.

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by mountaineers101 on Jan 28, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I could care less about the steroids. But he was an idiot about it. I mean, really an idiot – lying about emails to Kizer is about the stupidest thing he could have done. And federal crimes, while kind of a joke, are still crimes, and he scammed people out of money and admitted it. So he’s also slimy. Not the guy you think the UFC would like to have wearing a belt.

Just my opinion, of course. But I wouldn’t trust Chael Sonnen any further than I could throw Roy Nelson.

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by Jackie Maden on Jan 28, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Next time, Frank Mir commentary please.

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by Knitty Ninja on Jan 28, 2012 9:29 PM EST reply actions  

Excuse me, no Phil Davis fluff piece?

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by Knitty Ninja on Jan 28, 2012 9:30 PM EST reply actions  

Just hit the high points of the action, it saves a lot of typing :) Also, great job so far!!!

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by Jackie Maden on Jan 28, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

You're doing a great job!

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by KatGirl on Jan 28, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, man,

this looks terrible for Davis. Good thing for him the round is almost over.

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by Jackie Maden on Jan 28, 2012 9:46 PM EST reply actions  

That was really good for Rashad.

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by KatGirl on Jan 28, 2012 9:48 PM EST reply actions  

It's five.

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by Knitty Ninja on Jan 28, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

5 I think

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by Jackie Maden on Jan 28, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, Goldie

“That is one tall athletic and explosive man, Phil Davis.”

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by KatGirl on Jan 28, 2012 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

Lolol.

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by mountaineers101 on Jan 28, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Does anyone here give Davis a realistic chance in this fight?

Just wondering.

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by Jackie Maden on Jan 28, 2012 9:50 PM EST reply actions  

I don't.

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by Knitty Ninja on Jan 28, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Only if it goes past 3 rounds and Rashad gets really tired.

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by KatGirl on Jan 28, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

He shoots, gets stuffed, and then gets stuck in a bad position

It’s not looking good for Davis.

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by Knitty Ninja on Jan 28, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Just wanted to let you guys know that Gals Guide has become my favorite community. Bloody Elbow is really becoming…bleh.

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by mountaineers101 on Jan 28, 2012 9:55 PM EST reply actions  

:)

:)

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by Knitty Ninja on Jan 28, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Awww :)

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by KatGirl on Jan 28, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t know. I think it is just that the folks have gotten really uptight as of late. But there is definitely some justification for that. A lot more trolls and a lot more casual fans who don’t really know what is good and what is bad. But…just really hostile and confrontational lately.

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by mountaineers101 on Jan 28, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I know what you mean. Some people just always seem like they’re in a bad mood.

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by KatGirl on Jan 28, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

And maybe it is because being an MMA reporter is a busy thing lately and it isn’t rewarding on the lower levels. Covering a card EVERY week is pretty draining. But still. It just has lost the cool vibe of intelligent, interesting conversations you could have with staff and commenters. It is all belittling and bans.

We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!

by mountaineers101 on Jan 28, 2012 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

And to specify, I’m not saying the staff belittles people. I’m referring to the commenters that have a long tenure and train MMA, so they kind of spit on you if you use the wrong term here or there.

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by mountaineers101 on Jan 28, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I mainly just stay here

when I have the time/computer to do anything at all.

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by Jackie Maden on Jan 28, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not sure if intimidating is the right word.

Sometimes I just want to be able to say things without having to defend my position.

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by Beth on Jan 28, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I know what you mean.

But, hey, we’re girls, what do we know about MMA??

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by Jackie Maden on Jan 28, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

It IS intimidating!

Once they know you, they’re pretty nice but it’s scary to begin commenting there. Also, you have to sometimes just ignore a lot of stuff. And, I don’t like to explain or defend everything so I often skip even making a comment. I only participate in the fun discussions over there.

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by KatGirl on Jan 28, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

The only discussions I get involved in are the posts I write, which were just the Bellator ones. Everyone in those was pretty awesome most of the time. But I avoid most of the other discussions once I read a few comments.

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by Jackie Maden on Jan 28, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I kind of came around as a blogger here

so I knew that they tend to pull some ass hattery over there. I kinda have a screw it attitude to most of the people. Plus I know that the majority of them are only keyboard warriors anyways.

circle me Bert.

by RachHeartsMMA on Jan 28, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I used to, but now I just really sigh and just get out of there. Like, there is no happy medium with MMA fans. You can’t like this fighter or that fight because they are either boring or don’t have enough technique. It is ridiculous.

The even sadder part is how they carry it over into life. You can’t like certain types of music because it is too mainstream, but lower-level bands aren’t good. You can’t like this or that movie or you are an idiot. And frankly, sometimes it makes me tired of the sport. I don’t like having to be belittled because of my opinion on random things in life. Have some empathy and try to walk in someone else’s shoes besides your own. We all can’t have your thought process, so at least put a toe in the water of ours.

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by mountaineers101 on Jan 28, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

All of those comments

are why I like the chats here at Gals Guide more, especially recently.

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by Harley hooper on Jan 28, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep for sure

I followed the site for a while, but began joining in on the chats after I noticed it was more laid back and funner than other sites, and having to defend every comment you make b/c you dont comment all the time gets old fast.

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by Harley hooper on Jan 28, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ve been a fan of the sport since I saw UFC 1, and you Gals definitely know you’re mma.
You gals and guys work hard on the site and I appreciate it.

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by Harley hooper on Jan 28, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks dude. And we appreciate your readership!

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by mountaineers101 on Jan 28, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

yep, you welcome bro

Your writing has been developing nicely.

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by Harley hooper on Jan 28, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I definetly hear you.

That’s why I mostly only bother with green comments.

by Balrog on Jan 28, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Allright, who gets tired first?

Hello round 4!

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by Knitty Ninja on Jan 28, 2012 10:00 PM EST reply actions  

Well i'm off to find some food.

I expect a 50-45 Rashad decision in a second anyways.

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by Knitty Ninja on Jan 28, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Bonuses announced!

@danawhite Dana White
Sub of the Night Oliveira, KO Lavar Johnson, FON Dunham vs. Lentz. Each guy gets $65k. Congrats guys!

I totally called Dunham/Lentz, btw :)

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by Jackie Maden on Jan 28, 2012 10:15 PM EST reply actions  

3 fights on fox.... 3 fairly boring fights.

Rashad/Davis wasn’t that bad, but not exactly thrilling. But Maia/Weidman and Sonnen/Bisping were just turrible after they gassed.

by Balrog on Jan 28, 2012 10:18 PM EST reply actions  

And Kat, you finished 4th overall in the BECW point totals this week. Congrats.

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by mountaineers101 on Jan 28, 2012 10:23 PM EST reply actions  

Thank you!!!

I’m SO excited!

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by KatGirl on Jan 28, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Love you guys

but it’s time to have a beer and go dream about my new computer. Night all!!

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by Jackie Maden on Jan 28, 2012 10:24 PM EST reply actions  

Goodnight, all! Hope everyone enjoyed themselves.

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by mountaineers101 on Jan 28, 2012 10:29 PM EST reply actions  

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