The Fighter We'd Most Like To Find Out Is A Long Lost Sibling
by KatGirl on Jan 17, 2012 11:00 AM EST
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Welcome to another week of "The Fighter We'd Most Like To". Thanks to everyone who voted last week in our "The Fighter We'd Most Like to Elect as President" poll. The winner with 26% of the vote was Chael Sonnen. Congrats!
Isn't it odd how parents are always misplacing their children? And then not finding them for, like, a really long time? That was actually not a real question because I'm here to tell you it's odd. But, just for the sake of discussion, let's say you've gone through your entire life up to this point and then - bam! - you discover that you actually have a sibling who really has been lost for all those years and now you get to set about getting to know them. They are instant family so I hope you like them at least well enough to see them at weddings and holidays. Now, let's imagine that your long-lost sibling is a fighter. Who would you want it would be? Check out our thoughts on this topic below and let us know what you think, too!
Rach: I love my brother very much, but if he could magically poof into Lyoto Machida that would be cool. Can you imagine if some bullies came sniffing around for your lunch money? Sure there's that little language barrier but totally awesomeness will always overcome.
Donna: Mike Brown. Sounds like a weird choice, until you realize he trains at American Top Team, and what gal wouldn't want to be the sister of a guy who has so many hot friends? Bring on the sleepovers!
Beth: Marloes Coenen. Can you imagine having a free place to stay in Amsterdam? Holla!
Jackie: Brian Bowles. Considering the fact that my dad is from W. Virginia, and I already discovered a few years ago that I did, indeed, have a long-lost sibling in Charleston, I figure I'll go with one that is at least possible.
Mountaineer: If I want to find a long-lost sibling, I'd like it to be someone who can tell a story, chase some tail, and just be a hoot at a family reunion. Dan Henderson seems like that guy. He seems full of stories, pulls girls like no other, and packs dynamite in both of his fists. That, and I'm sure he has some money laying around for his poor ol' brother.
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I'm thinking either
GSP or Faber. GSP mainly due to his nice, down to earth attitude…along with his money, “Hey uncle Georges, can I hold a few bucks until the 15th?” and Faber mainly due to me picturing him as being a guy with a LOT of lady friends. He can’t handle them all, so I’d get the leftovers by default. There’s no shame in my game.
Anderson Silva, Edson Barboza, Jose Aldo, Charles Oliveira, Thiago Alves = Muay Thai wrecking machines!
by SentientAndroid on Jan 17, 2012 12:27 PM EST reply actions
Hendo
Maybe his chin is genetic.
Learn JiuJitsu.
Semper Fi'
SUPREMEREEM just gave Brock Liverkickulitis
I picked Hendo, too.
If he was my big bro, my friends would be super psyched whenever he came to visit. Although, he’d probably end up hooking up with all my girlfriends.
I don't want to make money, I just want to be wonderful. - Marilyn Monroe
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While I was skimming through the new articles, I first read the title as “The Fighter we’d most like to find a long lost sibling”….. and Vitor Belfort didn’t even get a single vote. Yall cold blooded.
But for who would I like as my lost sibling? Either War Machine or Junie Browning. My actual brother is an architect, it’d be nice to have a family fuck-up so every phone call with my parents doesn’t end with “so have you thought about going back for a masters.”
If it was The Fighter We'd Most Like to Find a Long Lost Sibling...
I would definitely say Vitor. I think he would win unanimously.
I don't want to make money, I just want to be wonderful. - Marilyn Monroe
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