Pantydropper of the Year: Marloes Coenen
In 2011, we named a woman Pantydropper of the Week for the first time in Gals Guide history. I remember saying to Beth, "Watch, she's going to end up being Pantydropper of the Year." Well, you crazy kids have done it. Marloes ran away with the Pantydropper of the Year, taking 68% of the votes to Wanderlei Silva's 32%. If a woman was going to win it, I couldn't have asked for anyone better than Marloes, who seems like a badass, awesome lady. Sadly, the second half of 2011 wasn't so great for Marloes, with her being cut from Strikeforce, so hopefully this win will be just what she needs to jump back into the forefront of women's MMA.
Find her original ratings after the jump.
Beth's View
Doability - If I was a dude I would totally want to do her. And if I'm being honest if I was still in college and was about 6 beers in to the evening, I would totally have made out with her.
Perceived Skills - Balancing on one leg to shave in the shower, making homemade pasta, putting on makeup while driving.
Pet Name - Babes
Imagined Dream Date - Marloes and I get to talking and I realize that she's deeply in the closet...about her shoe addiction. I counsel her about the importance of coming out and promise to be there by her side every step of the way. She usually feeds her addiction on the internet (zappos.com) but I help her realize that there is nothing to be ashamed of. We go out together for a shoegasm extravaganza. Her shame quickly changes to unabashed desire and delight. I think I may have found my hetero-lifemate.
Long Term Relationship Potential - How could I not be lifetime friends with someone who will go on a shoe frenzy with me? She's a keeper.
Panty Dropper Rating - 5 - I would totallly trust her alone in a hotel room with my man.
Donna's View
Doability - No.
Perceived Skills - Will actually tell you if your jeans make your ass look big, thoughful gift giver, top notch wingman.
Pet Name - Moe
Imagined Dream Date - Retail orgy! Moe and I head off to Lord and Taylor, where we try on cute clothes and tell each other how awesome we look in everything. Then we take out new outfit hotness and go bar hopping, where Moe shows off her wingman prowess and I leave with the phone numbers of 10 hotties! You're the best friend a girl could ever hope for, Moe!
Long Term Relationship Potential - Absolutely! If I were the breeding kind (which I'm not), my kids would call her Aunt Moe.
Panty Dropper Rating - 4 - She'd be the maid of honor at my wedding.
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Someone should send this link to Marloes through twitter.
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I did.
We are Ruining Your Special Night, motherfuckers!
by mountaineers101 on Jan 1, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions
You got problems Donna.
Fuck you, double fingers
- Nick Diaz
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society
- Mark Twain
by TheLastEmpress on Jan 1, 2012 5:52 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Lesbihonest, all men and women came when Miesha arm Triangled Marloes. You felt disgusting, but could not contain yourself.
God help me, I lusted, and there is a promise in such sweat. But it is a whore's vengeance, and you must see it; I set myself entirely in your hands. I know you must see it now.
I didn't
I never finish first.
Learn JiuJitsu.
Semper Fi'
SUPREMEREEM just gave Brock Liverkickulitis
by RolloTomasi on Jan 1, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
oh, Rollo!
"Men like us... we never get back the things we love."
- Jaron Namir
by Victor Rodriguez on Jan 4, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
FUCK YAH!
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The bottom line is Georges is being a little bitch. He didn’t step up and say anything when the UFC pulled me out of this fight. I understand sometimes you have to do what you’re told, but why wouldn’t you tell the media you still want to fight me? If I was Georges, I would want to fight the best. I would have asked for the Anderson Silva fight. I would have asked to fight the Strikeforce champ. But he sits there like a robot and doesn’t say anything at all, just like he’s not going to say anything about me calling him a bitch now. If I saw BJ Penn walking down the street and called him a bitch, we would be fighting right there on the spot. — Nick Diaz
if you didnt put marloes' actrual twitter account on your tweet for this story
you really really should
The bottom line is Georges is being a little bitch. He didn’t step up and say anything when the UFC pulled me out of this fight. I understand sometimes you have to do what you’re told, but why wouldn’t you tell the media you still want to fight me? If I was Georges, I would want to fight the best. I would have asked for the Anderson Silva fight. I would have asked to fight the Strikeforce champ. But he sits there like a robot and doesn’t say anything at all, just like he’s not going to say anything about me calling him a bitch now. If I saw BJ Penn walking down the street and called him a bitch, we would be fighting right there on the spot. — Nick Diaz

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