UFC on Versus 5 Open Post
Unless the Facebook prelims are delayed (as they tend to be), we'll be live in just a few minutes with UFC on Versus 5. Tonight brings us 8 prelims, featured on Facebook, and 4 main card fights live on Versus. Facebook prelims are scheduled to start at 5:45 eastern, and the Versus card airs at 9 eastern. Just to remind you, we will be posting the results of each fight after the jump, so beware of spoilers.
Tonight's card looks like this:
Live on Versus
Charles Oliveira vs. Donald Cerrone
Amir Sadollah vs. Duane Ludwig
Live on Facebook
C.B. Dollaway vs. Jared Hamman
Joseph Benavidez vs. Eddie Wineland
Karlos Vemola vs. Ronny Markes
Jacob Volkmann vs. Danny Castillo
Edwin Figueroa vs. Jason Reinhardt
Keep in mind that Chris Lytle has announced that he is retiring after tonight's fight with Dan Hardy. I'm interested to see if we'll get a safe, grind-it-out performance from him, or will he throw caution to the wind? We shall see.
SBN coverage of UFC on Versus 5
Edwin Figueroa def. Jason Reinhardt via TKO, round 2
Jacob Volkmann def. Danny Castillo via unanimous decision
Cole Miller def. T.J. O'Brien via submission (guillotine) at 2:38 of round 2
Jim Hettes def. Alex Caceres via submission (RNC) at 3:12 of round 2
Ronny Markes def. Karlos Vemola via unanimous decision
Ed Herman def. Kyle Noke via submission (heel hook), round 1
Joseph Benavidez def. Eddie Wineland via unanimous decision
Jared Hamman def. C.B. Dollaway via TKO at 3:38 of round 2 and is my hero
Duane Ludwig def. Amir Sadollah via unanimous decision
Donald Cerrone def. Charles Oliveira via TKO at 3:01 of round 1
Ben Henderson def. Jim Miller via unanimous decision
Chris Lytle def. Dan Hardy via submission (guillotine) at 4:16 of round 3
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After round one...
I think I hate Reinhardt.
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And I love Figueroa’s Muay Thai shorts!
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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Even an older guy can stand in there and fight...
that was just embarrassing. Almost Starnes-level embarrassing.
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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions
least he went for it after a few minutes
Starnes…not so much
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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 6:11 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Granted.
But that’s still not the quality of performance you expect to see in the UFC.
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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions
War Castillo!
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That was a nice wrestling match. As an MMA fight, though, other than the attempted D’arce, it was a pretty damned boring round one.
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It was active… I’m just a little bitchy tonight lol. I can’t stand Volkmann and I’m kinda annoyed that he’s winning this fight so completely. Sorry. :)
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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions
It's OK.
I’m feeling old and, therefore, sympathetic to other old people (like Reinhardt) :)
Honey badger don't care.
Honey, I can promise you that you are younger than I am. :)
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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Contrary to popular belief...
…I’m not really a Kat “girl” :)
But, I’m sure we’re both fabulous!
Honey badger don't care.
kat woman!
roar
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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 7:01 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
haha good technical fight
Castillo could have won if he had a sprawl and brawl gameplan. He’s going to be upset
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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 6:26 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
someone give me a hand
Shouldn’t Volkmann be keeping his leg OUT of guard while attempting the d’arce? So he has freedom of his body to press his shoulders down? I’m just a keyboard warrior and have never tried this choke though…. so I could be wrong
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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 6:25 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
No clue, but I was thinking that maybe Castillo shouldn’t keep leaving himself open to the same submission every single freaking time he was on the bottom… EVERY TIME. He was practically begging for it.
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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Rach?
Would you prefer a D’arce while in half guard, or side control?
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Because I roll with larger people I almost always start it in half gaurd
then when they’re too busy defending the choke I’ll slip over into side control and finish there because I have a little more leverage. I don’t go for D’arces very often. I’m not particularly good at them.
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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank you
Volkmann keot doing it in half guard, and when he would get in side control he would work to ge tback in half guard. i found it so oddd….
Everyones tryin D’Arces tonight
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hmm that's odd.
I’d say that either A) maybe he was waiting for Castillo to take the bait a little bit more and rock into his torso to get a better choke. or B) maybe he just got the jitters and got a little confused how to finish it. I didn’t see the fight so that’s the best analysis I can give you. But that is odd. Even if you forgot the submission you’d THINK that he would stay in side control because of how dominant the position is.
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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
He did it like 5-6 times I'd say
Over the course of 3 rounds. He had it very tight a few times and felt he could have finished… but that’s just me from the sidelines
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hmmm maybe he's used to sitting them up and finishing them in halfguard.
I suppose it’s possible…
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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Volkmann won 29-28, 29-28, 29-28?
Cecil Peoples must be judging and gave Castillo a round. I wanted him to win, but even I thought he lost every round.
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must be rnd two
Despite both being on top half the round and only volkmann threatening with anything
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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 6:37 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
impressive finish by Miller!
The first of two impressive finish by Millers tonight.
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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 6:41 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Aww,
did he just get his brown belt?
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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions
said he had it walking in...
They’re rough with those belts down in coconut creek
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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 6:56 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
that was fun.
Quick tap.
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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 6:59 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Entertaining fight, that's for sure.
Can’t wait to see Hettes fight again.
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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Vemola scares me.
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Goldie said "virtually identical" yet again.
Two drinks.
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i hate that
Just cuz they weigh the same (duh) have a height and reach within an inch of eachother (common in a weight class) doesn’t mean they as similar at all
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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 7:33 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
that wasnt fun
Vemola needs to learn how to strike.
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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 7:32 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I saw a highlight vid of him when he was first signed with the UFC… I honest to god thought that was all he could do (strike). And I’m still not convinced he’s a wrestler, no matter how much Rogan pushes his ‘wrestling credentials’. I can go right now and out-wrestle every kindergartener at my kids’ school and be the champ, that doesn’t mean I can wrestle.
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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions
exactly. hes not an ncaa champ
Its like saying cole millers brown belt is lesser than some b.s. schools down the streets black belt
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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 7:43 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
facebook is being mean to me.
Can anyone give me a list of winners so far? Btw Bull riding on Versus is a poor substitute to MMA.
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Refresh this post
the results are up there. :)
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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
oh ok thank you!
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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions
and nevermind I think I just watched a guy get KOed after a cow fell on him.
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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Ow!
I actually like to watch the rodeo sometimes… and I’ve seen some horrible stuff at those things. Ugh.
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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
It can be very entertaining but I always have a voice in the back of my head
questioning the safety of both the riders and bulls. Poor kid had the bull land on him and then trample him as he tried to get up.
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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Were the clowns out there?
They’re supposed to be on the move the instant the rider clears the bull, right? They can’t always help, of course, but they should be in there.
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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah they handled it pretty well.
as soon as the bull landed in him it scrambled right away and just kind of got up on the riders face. Apparently the rider just woke up on the way to the hospital. Wowzers, it must have been bad.
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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
and they say mma is dangerous
Id take on benavidez over a bull any day
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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 8:05 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
ginger ninjas back!
Two impressive wins. Very happy
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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 7:42 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
cant believe this isnt televised somewhere but fb
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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 7:59 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Not enough time on the VS broadcast.
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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep.
Tonight is his last fight.
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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
oh shit where did that come from?
Knee surgery musta been worse than we thought. Hardy might get this
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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 8:06 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
oh sad face.
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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
He announced it yesterday
I think he’s tired of being away from the fam for so long while training.
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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah but like Freesia said, I'm glad that he's not leaving for a serious health problem.
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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Wonder if he'll give a speech
like the Japanese fighters do, and like Frank Shamrock made an absolute farce of?
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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
that would be nice.
He’s not an asshat or anything so it could only help him in whatever he tries to pursue after fighting.
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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd be surprised

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I don't like the face Orton is making at me in the sidebar thingy.
it kind of scares me.
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whos orton?
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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 8:23 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I was about to say Kyle Orton but that's a football player and I'm bad with names.
It’s the pro wrestler Orton. I’m not really sure what his name is. He’s making a face that I can only describe as “I want to smell your farts while you sleep.”
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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions
"and you dont have a say in it"
I know that face all too well…
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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 8:43 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
this one

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oh dear god that is frightening.
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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
pedo preda bear
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hahaha I love me some pedo bear.
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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Yay!!!
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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Did you guys see any of the other fights?
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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Lots of finishes. Lots. And be glad you missed the first fight. It was bad.
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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
luckily it was quick that first one.
Some really nice shit went down hardcore. Cole Miller with an amazing finish. Benavidez outstruck wineland badly. Ed herman with amazing relentless bjj til he got the tap. Bruce leroy and jim hettes was nuuuuuts! Great finish by hettes. Volkmann school castillo. And figueroa embarrassed/retired reinhardt.
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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 8:47 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
lets go hamman!
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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 8:30 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Dude!
Hamman survived that round! Awesome!
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madness
Stayed offensive too. Impressive.
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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 8:35 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
He’s taking it to Dolllaway! This is awesome!
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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
YESSS! YESSS! YESSS!
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I was so happy
my hubby had to remind me to update the results. I completely forgot. :)
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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
im officially a jarod hamman fanboy
That is all.
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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 8:40 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Why are Stephan Bonnar's eyebrows so mesmerizing?
Not in a good or bad way, but I just have to stare at them. I DON’T KNOW WHY!
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I love this song too Matt
I love this song too
"Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.
I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
Did Meathead just say "It's a sexy match-up for me"?
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HAHAHA oh good.
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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Lytle and Hardy at the weigh-ins were so damn bromantic.
I almost got teary.
I love bromance.
Honey badger don't care.
Ludwig's only shot
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My husband is laughing his ass off at that… he approves of pocket sand :)
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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Shawn Tompkins is gone.
Lots of tweets going by… and I bet nothing is said about it on the UFC show.
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Goldie just tweeted:
“Doing the show with a broken heart…RIP Shawn Thompkins..”
Honey badger don't care.
o h what happened?
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No one knows yet.
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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I saw him in person but two months ago
He looked REALLY jacked. Like unhealthily so. Maybe a heart attack?
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Mike Straka tweeted:
“Details are pending Shawn was in Ca with the team. That’s all right now. I spoke with Emilie Tompkins and Sam Stout.”
Honey badger don't care.
Yeah, the only detail right now is that ‘he didn’t wake up’.
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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Um...
is that red spot part of Ludwig’s tat, or is that staph?
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where?
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the middle of his back
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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I think it’s part of the tat
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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
ohh I see that. I'm not sure either.
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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I really have to stop liking fighters. This is killing me.
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emotional investment
it will make his future wins that much sweeter
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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
Ludwig hasn't looked this good in years
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Even if Amir should lose
you know he’s not going anywhere. And I think he’s having an off night tonight.
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Ludwig was just so precise with his punches
I attribute it more to Ludwig really being on it. He looked impressive.
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Dude's under ten fights into his career
and all of them in the UFC as a TUF winner. We will get to see him progress for years and years and thats awesome. I love watching full progressions
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Its nice to shout out
"Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.
I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
Amir's 5-3 over his 3 year career
All inside the octagon with the losses to Johnny Hendricks, Dwayne Ludwig, and Dong Hyon Kim
No shame there
"Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.
I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
Nice, Goldie.
Glad they mentioned Tompkins.
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is that a reference to Donald Cerrone?
I’m taking it as one ;-)
"Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.
I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
I still can't believe all you ladies picked Cerrone
"Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.
I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
Yeah, well,
you don’t know how much I hope I’m wrong.
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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
You are wrong.
60% of the time Oliviera wins this every time. It’s science. You cant argue with science
"Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.
I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
I CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS FIGHT
Giddy!!!!
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I've got a fresh Jack Daniels Honey & Coke, and a loaded bowl for this on
Time to get my
OH SHIT! on
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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 9:44 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
you've just been rec'd
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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
ooooooooooooo kinky!
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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
I hate to say it, but I love watching Cerrone throw kicks. It’s beautiful. I still hate him, though.
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What up?
Tompkins dead, wtf?
Just got back from Seahawks practice, got a wicked sunburn.
Bummed Amir lost.
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Welcome!
Sorry you came in to all the bad news. :(
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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry you missed the prelims!
Good stuff.
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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
Jason Reindhardt didn't.
But a lot of guys had REALLY good days.
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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
It's good to be alive, you know what I mean?
Life is getting better.
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by RolloTomasi on Aug 14, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Good. Life should always get better
Get better, not bitter Life.
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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
Is everyone seeing this colonflow commercial?
I didn’t need to know I have 4.5 pounds of fecal matter inside my guts.
TMI yo.
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I don't listen to anything Gabe said.
I just assumed he had a thing for anal probs.
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It's the truth
Nope I get different local market commercials
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haha I was just about to ask that.
I hope I don’t have that much flow in my colon.
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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Cowboy out muscles Olivera.
Olivera drops to 145.
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He'd eat people alive at that weight.
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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
He wouldn't even have to cut fat.
He just needs to practice a few good 10-15 lbs water weight cuts and get the feel for it.
"Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.
I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
Cerrone is much larger
Oliviera might go to 145
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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
I've been saying that since his debut.
And errbody talked shit to me.
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I hope I didn't
Cuz he is obviously too small for LHW. It’s not as apparent versus a smaller LW like Jim Miller. He could grow into 155 since he is so young, and might head their again. But man he needs to be at 145 at this level.
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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
No not you Midge, you're classy as always.
Trolls at Mania, nothing to get worked up over.
The internets is silly.
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Mania Trolls!
Mania always deletes my fanshots haha. I’ll post something from here, and put a link to finish the story or see the fight video over here. Draw some people into the pink. They always get deleted.
I added a poll on the last one hoping they’d keep it asking if people get pissed/hate when people post a fanpost linking to another site with the last half of it, but it was deleted as well.
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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
Mania is the wild west.
I never stay too long.
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by RolloTomasi on Aug 14, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I never go there but to hype GG2MMA
I see no reason not to. Between BE, here, and MiddleEasy I really don’t need any other sites except for Fanhouse with Ariel Helwani interviews/press conferences, sherdog for stats, and mmajunkie for quick access event dates/line ups
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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
And that, Midge,
is why we picked Cerrone. Dammit. :(
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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Olivera is hyped way too much.
Talented, but young and undersized.
Drop down kid.
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My mind didn't consider the size difference at all
I saw them in the ring together and immediately was like “oh….fuck”
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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
Didn't Jon Jones make a big deal
out of not making a beer commercial? Then he did one anyway?
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Jon Jones
Great fighter, shit personality.
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by RolloTomasi on Aug 14, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I’d give that 10 recs if I could
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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd multiple it by another 10 rec's
"Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.
I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
I'll give you the entire word
Received.
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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
I hate fucking seeing him do anything but fight
He comes off as the fakest, higher than thou fucktard I’ve ever seen in the sport. He reminds me of the time of person I dissasociate myself with immediately in life
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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
Yeah, I wouldn't want to hang with him.
Narc, egotist, fake……who could smash me into bits.
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by RolloTomasi on Aug 14, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Yup. I'd imagine my fuse would run long and calm
until it built up with such irriation that I tell him to go fuck a goat. This might end my existence. Then he’d call the cops and have them check my bags for weed. bleh.
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looking lovely and manscapped as usual.
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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
he gets them done at the same place Eddie Alvarez goes. They have an MMA discount.
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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Imma go steal their tweezers now.
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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
UFC Rio is long overdue.
Not a raa raa Brazil type, but that’s just cool
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I agree. Brazil may be ghetto but they deserve it.
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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
This thread is dangerously low on GIFS
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Fixed

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by RolloTomasi on Aug 14, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
That's not our fault...
you weren’t here!
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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I think hes overcompensating out of fear
That kind of shit always makes me think that. Guys with huge junks usuuuualy dont try to point it out
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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
Who hasn't seen the Showtime kick?
I personally showed it to half of the people living in Atlanta.
Honey badger don't care.
It's funny that Rogan said to go on YouTube to see it
considering how militant Zuffa is about that shit.
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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
hahaha
he does that. The infamous “You cant fight the internet” towards Zuffa’s copyright lawsuits during the telecast. I bet he was told not to do that anymore haha
"Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.
I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
But, really, Bendo just looks so much better than I thought he would. He looks great.
Honey badger don't care.
His standup still showed to be weak
So I think against a guy like Maynard or Frankie who will keep it standing, he would be in big big trouble.
But his ground game just looked phenomenomenominal
"Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.
I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
I agree with Midge. There was a lot of sloppy stuff in there.
He was moving back ALOT. He’s good but he can’t pull an Anderson.
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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I think Guida would give him fits
It was a bad stylistic match up for Miller. Thats why he lost Maynard and Edgar. Their strength is his weakness.
"Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.
I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
Clay Guide vs. Ben Henderson
I dont care what happens in round 3. I want that fight
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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
tweet it to joe and goldie!
"Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.
I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
haha
I wish theyd call for it on air. Everyone would want that.
"Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.
I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
especially since Henderson won
It could take one of them out of the stacked line for a title shot. That’s needed
"Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.
I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
Wow
Henderson is impressive as hell tonight.
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I wonder how he keeps his hair back.. Mine always comes out of it's pony tail.
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something super super tight
My hair would never stay back in competition. Maybe its just our white kid smooth slippery hair? Urijah has to cornrow his white boy mane
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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
I think it's a white child problem.
There’s a twitter page titled “White Girl Problems” and it is amazingly funny.
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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions
haha
I’m afraid I don’t quite fall under that genre, despite my whiteness and long hair. I do however enjoy laughing at white girls and their problems!
"Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.
I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
Mine doesn't stay up either
I have very very very fine, smooth hair.
I have to use two elastics to keep the hair up/back most of the time, along with those super tight headbands. But I’m not grappling, I’m running, so that’s all I need.
Damn our sexy hair!!!!
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"Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.
I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
Well, here goes...
This might be the last time we see Lytle and Hardy both in the UFC.
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If Hardy gets cut I think he will be back
He will go to English shows and whoop some ass, cuz he is far better than the regional UK fighters. OR go to Strikeforce and add some flavor to their weak ass pathetic WW division. All WW’s cut from the UFC should be given offers for Strikeforce if they are going to keep it around past Feb. Shit they should do it anyways, give a guy like Hardy a chance at two wins and if he does when they cut the chord re-sign him
"Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.
I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
If Hardy gets cut
BAMMA will be on his phone before the pieces of his UFC contract hit the floor. They need local fighters like him.
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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think that they'll let Hardy get out of zuffa.
He’s too exciting and has fought to good of competition for them to let him go to another organization. and yes he totally are jinxing it.
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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
fail of the speaking.
Yes we are totally jinxing him.
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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
They need to talk him into replacing Ranallo as a commentator.
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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
word
He would be the example of why keeping Strikeforce around is important. Give him a 3 fight contract, it goes down to “entrance UFC level” competition. He gets three wins and comes on back.
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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
How my talk has gone today
Whenever I assume something it goes the other way. I was like “Amir and Miller have this no problem” and they both got whooped. So he should be safe from my verbiage
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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
Beth...
I think you need to see about some professional help for your sister… :)
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I usually feed her Xanax. We've been separated for a couple of weeks. I need to dose her up.
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may i suggest you put it in a straw and blow it up her nose?
Should catch her up on any missed doses
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Off topic... this is badass!
http://wins.failblog.org/2011/07/28/epic-win-photos-alien-bike-win/
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Wow!
can you imagine seeing that thing coming towards you on a dark night?! Scary!
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I’d love to be riding it toward someone on a dark night lol
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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
is that a motorcycle or bicycle?
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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
Motorcycle. And one I want.
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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
WTH
is that bunny rabbit on Hardy’s shorts??
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I really hope that gun isn't .... cocked.
TEE HEE
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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
heeheeehee
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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
Hardy needs to protect his chin
Or he is going to fall down
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FotN.
No question.
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hipe that doesnt affect the judges
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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
The world may never know...
but I’d agree
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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
Bad Choice Dan
That was foolish
"Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.
I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
Eddie Bravo training for a year does not trump Chris Lytle BJJ
They rave how GSP couldn’t submit him, but take a look at GSP’s sub record and how he did the subs, then look at Lytle’s. Big difference
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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
Well I guess we all get to speculate on Dan Hardy's career now
Do we see him take a big paycut to get another chance in the UFC? Take a mild paycut to go to Strikeforce and stay within Zuffa to ensure his return with a few wins, maybe become a champion and redeem himself publicly? Or does he take a pay increase and head over seas?
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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
Awesome fight.
My picks were terrible tonight.
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That's why we need to do prelims...
we have more chances to be right lol!
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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Ariel Helwani of NBC SPORTS???
Nice! He’ll be the Rick Kronkite of MMA. Been a fan since the hey day first UFC access interviews. I remmeber the first Dana White interview before DW realized this guy had the right questions
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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
It's easy
to have the right questions when you listen to the people telling you what you can or can’t ask.
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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know if thats how he workls
I dont think so. At least not yet. Who knows maybe he sold his news integrity for the spot, but I haven’t seen such so far personally. I like how he calls his questions and how he brings up everything
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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
Night!
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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
nevermind. One last thought,
Ben Askren is talking shit on twitter about Dan Hardy. That pisses me off on so many different levels.
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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions
hes trying to get any top WW dropping from UFC to come to Bellator
He did it with Marquardt too
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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
I hate Askren so... much...
flames, down the side of my face…
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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Sadly, there aren't really 170 lbers out there that can handle is wrassle
I don’t foresee him losing til he is out of Bellator, or maybe someone gets a lucky shot
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I think I'm done for the night, folks.
It was fun, as always. Night!
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I can't help but respect guys who retire on top
a two year reign going 5-1 with the only loss you came into the bout with a knee injury that you had surgery on after the fight, well that’s a pretty sweet streak right there. Add in all the bonuses and I’d say he was sitting at a nice spot in the division. Contender
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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
Lorenzo Fertitta just tweeted:
“Will not cut @danhardymma I like guys that WAR!!!”
Honey badger don't care.
Damn, Kat, beat me to it!
I was distracted by the Askren comment above. :)
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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I saw his, too.
He inspired the Trash Talk section for You Mad? tomorrow :)
Honey badger don't care.
hahahaa nice. I'm glad u cover this
I hate twitter so much but theres interesting shit. I love when people dumb ti down for me!
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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
Exactly lol… I like reading it, I would hate putting it together!
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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Use this as his photo
And say that he is a troll

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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
I respect you
for having the gastrointestinal stamina for that post. :)
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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Lytle gets FotN and Sub, Cerrone gets KO
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Best entire card I've seen for a long time
top to bottom, great great fights
"Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.
I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
Anyone watc`hin the after fight show?
This interviewer lady is an idiot. Lytle looked annoyed “You could have lost! But you won!” and then she tells Henderson that Miller is 7-0
"Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.
I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
No...
I’m watching Helwani talk about how Shawn Tomkins was a fan of his (Helwani’s) work. Classy.
"We are raised to honor all the wrong explorers and discoverers-thieves planting flags, murderers carrying crosses. Let us at last praise the colonizers of dreams."
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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I cant believe Hendo didnt thank his God once tonight
I actually enjoyed his persona tonight. And his fighting. I could be a fan of Hendo of tonight for sure.
"Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.
I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
Yaaaay!
Ariel Helwani and Stephan Bonnar just called for Henderson vs Guida!!!!!
"Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.
I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."
and Guida is coming on next.
He’ll call out Henderson… this is so happening. I willed it
"Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.
I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."

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