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Unless the Facebook prelims are delayed (as they tend to be), we'll be live in just a few minutes with UFC on Versus 5.  Tonight brings us 8 prelims, featured on Facebook, and 4 main card fights live on Versus.  Facebook prelims are scheduled to start at 5:45 eastern, and the Versus card airs at 9 eastern.  Just to remind you, we will be posting the results of each fight after the jump, so beware of spoilers. 

Tonight's card looks like this:

Live on Versus

Dan Hardy vs. Chris Lytle

Jim Miller vs. Ben Henderson

Charles Oliveira vs. Donald Cerrone

Amir Sadollah vs. Duane Ludwig

 

Live on Facebook

C.B. Dollaway vs. Jared Hamman

Joseph Benavidez vs. Eddie Wineland

Ed Herman vs. Kyle Noke

Karlos Vemola vs. Ronny Markes

Alex Caceres vs. Jim Hettes

Cole Miller vs. T.J. O'Brien

Jacob Volkmann vs. Danny Castillo

Edwin Figueroa vs. Jason Reinhardt

 

Keep in mind that Chris Lytle has announced that he is retiring after tonight's fight with Dan Hardy.  I'm interested to see if we'll get a safe, grind-it-out performance from him, or will he throw caution to the wind?  We shall see.

 

SBN coverage of UFC on Versus 5

Star-divide

Edwin Figueroa def. Jason Reinhardt via TKO, round 2

Jacob Volkmann def. Danny Castillo via unanimous decision

Cole Miller def. T.J. O'Brien via submission (guillotine) at 2:38 of round 2

Jim Hettes def. Alex Caceres via submission (RNC) at 3:12 of round 2

Ronny Markes def. Karlos Vemola via unanimous decision

Ed Herman def. Kyle Noke via submission (heel hook), round 1

Joseph Benavidez def. Eddie Wineland via unanimous decision

Jared Hamman def. C.B. Dollaway via TKO at 3:38 of round 2 and is my hero

Duane Ludwig def. Amir Sadollah via unanimous decision

Donald Cerrone def. Charles Oliveira via TKO at 3:01 of round 1

Ben Henderson def. Jim Miller via unanimous decision

Chris Lytle def. Dan Hardy via submission (guillotine) at 4:16 of round 3

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After round one...

I think I hate Reinhardt.

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 5:51 PM EDT reply actions  

And I love Figueroa’s Muay Thai shorts!

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Poor Reinhardt

He’s just too old. Getting old sucks.

Honey badger don't care.

by KatGirl on Aug 14, 2011 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even an older guy can stand in there and fight...

that was just embarrassing. Almost Starnes-level embarrassing.

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

least he went for it after a few minutes

Starnes…not so much

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 6:11 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Granted.

But that’s still not the quality of performance you expect to see in the UFC.

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think you’ll have to worry about that anymore.

Honey badger don't care.

by KatGirl on Aug 14, 2011 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Zing!

The zing of truth

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

War Castillo!

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 6:03 PM EDT reply actions  

That was a nice wrestling match. As an MMA fight, though, other than the attempted D’arce, it was a pretty damned boring round one.

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 6:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I was kinda diggin it.

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by KatGirl on Aug 14, 2011 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was active… I’m just a little bitchy tonight lol. I can’t stand Volkmann and I’m kinda annoyed that he’s winning this fight so completely. Sorry. :)

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's OK.

I’m feeling old and, therefore, sympathetic to other old people (like Reinhardt) :)

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by KatGirl on Aug 14, 2011 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Honey, I can promise you that you are younger than I am. :)

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Contrary to popular belief...

…I’m not really a Kat “girl” :)

But, I’m sure we’re both fabulous!

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by KatGirl on Aug 14, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

kat woman!

roar

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 7:01 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

haha good technical fight

Castillo could have won if he had a sprawl and brawl gameplan. He’s going to be upset

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 6:26 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

someone give me a hand

Shouldn’t Volkmann be keeping his leg OUT of guard while attempting the d’arce? So he has freedom of his body to press his shoulders down? I’m just a keyboard warrior and have never tried this choke though…. so I could be wrong

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 6:25 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

No clue, but I was thinking that maybe Castillo shouldn’t keep leaving himself open to the same submission every single freaking time he was on the bottom… EVERY TIME. He was practically begging for it.

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rach?

Would you prefer a D’arce while in half guard, or side control?

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because I roll with larger people I almost always start it in half gaurd

then when they’re too busy defending the choke I’ll slip over into side control and finish there because I have a little more leverage. I don’t go for D’arces very often. I’m not particularly good at them.

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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you

Volkmann keot doing it in half guard, and when he would get in side control he would work to ge tback in half guard. i found it so oddd….

Everyones tryin D’Arces tonight

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmm that's odd.

I’d say that either A) maybe he was waiting for Castillo to take the bait a little bit more and rock into his torso to get a better choke. or B) maybe he just got the jitters and got a little confused how to finish it. I didn’t see the fight so that’s the best analysis I can give you. But that is odd. Even if you forgot the submission you’d THINK that he would stay in side control because of how dominant the position is.

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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

He did it like 5-6 times I'd say

Over the course of 3 rounds. He had it very tight a few times and felt he could have finished… but that’s just me from the sidelines

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmmm maybe he's used to sitting them up and finishing them in halfguard.

I suppose it’s possible…

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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Volkmann won 29-28, 29-28, 29-28?

Cecil Peoples must be judging and gave Castillo a round. I wanted him to win, but even I thought he lost every round.

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 6:29 PM EDT reply actions  

must be rnd two

Despite both being on top half the round and only volkmann threatening with anything

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 6:37 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

impressive finish by Miller!

The first of two impressive finish by Millers tonight.

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 6:41 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Aww,

did he just get his brown belt?

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

said he had it walking in...

They’re rough with those belts down in coconut creek

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 6:56 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

that was fun.

Quick tap.

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 6:59 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Entertaining fight, that's for sure.

Can’t wait to see Hettes fight again.

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vemola scares me.

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Goldie said "virtually identical" yet again.

Two drinks.

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

i hate that

Just cuz they weigh the same (duh) have a height and reach within an inch of eachother (common in a weight class) doesn’t mean they as similar at all

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 7:33 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

that wasnt fun

Vemola needs to learn how to strike.

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 7:32 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I saw a highlight vid of him when he was first signed with the UFC… I honest to god thought that was all he could do (strike). And I’m still not convinced he’s a wrestler, no matter how much Rogan pushes his ‘wrestling credentials’. I can go right now and out-wrestle every kindergartener at my kids’ school and be the champ, that doesn’t mean I can wrestle.

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly. hes not an ncaa champ

Its like saying cole millers brown belt is lesser than some b.s. schools down the streets black belt

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 7:43 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

facebook is being mean to me.

Can anyone give me a list of winners so far? Btw Bull riding on Versus is a poor substitute to MMA.

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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Refresh this post

the results are up there. :)

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh ok thank you!

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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ow!

I actually like to watch the rodeo sometimes… and I’ve seen some horrible stuff at those things. Ugh.

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

It can be very entertaining but I always have a voice in the back of my head

questioning the safety of both the riders and bulls. Poor kid had the bull land on him and then trample him as he tried to get up.

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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Were the clowns out there?

They’re supposed to be on the move the instant the rider clears the bull, right? They can’t always help, of course, but they should be in there.

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah they handled it pretty well.

as soon as the bull landed in him it scrambled right away and just kind of got up on the riders face. Apparently the rider just woke up on the way to the hospital. Wowzers, it must have been bad.

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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

and they say mma is dangerous

Id take on benavidez over a bull any day

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 8:05 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

ginger ninjas back!

Two impressive wins. Very happy

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 7:42 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

SPECTACULAR submission

Wonder how messed up Noke’s knee is.

by freesia39 on Aug 14, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

cant believe this isnt televised somewhere but fb

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 7:59 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Not enough time on the VS broadcast.

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yuck.

Wineland’s nose.

Honey badger don't care.

by KatGirl on Aug 14, 2011 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

woah. Lytle's retiring?

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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Yep.

Tonight is his last fight.

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh shit where did that come from?

Knee surgery musta been worse than we thought. Hardy might get this

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 8:06 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

oh sad face.

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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

He announced it yesterday

I think he’s tired of being away from the fam for so long while training.

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wonder if he'll give a speech

like the Japanese fighters do, and like Frank Shamrock made an absolute farce of?

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

that would be nice.

He’s not an asshat or anything so it could only help him in whatever he tries to pursue after fighting.

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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd be surprised

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sad

But going out when he wants, on his terms, is always a plus.

by freesia39 on Aug 14, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't like the face Orton is making at me in the sidebar thingy.

it kind of scares me.

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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

whos orton?

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 8:23 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I was about to say Kyle Orton but that's a football player and I'm bad with names.

It’s the pro wrestler Orton. I’m not really sure what his name is. He’s making a face that I can only describe as “I want to smell your farts while you sleep.”

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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

"and you dont have a say in it"

I know that face all too well…

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 8:43 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

this one

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh dear god that is frightening.

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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

pedo preda bear

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha I love me some pedo bear.

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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yay!!!

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Weeeee!

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you guys see any of the other fights?

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

No!

Just walked in the door. ANything notable happen?

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by Donna on Aug 14, 2011 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lots of finishes. Lots. And be glad you missed the first fight. It was bad.

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

luckily it was quick that first one.

Some really nice shit went down hardcore. Cole Miller with an amazing finish. Benavidez outstruck wineland badly. Ed herman with amazing relentless bjj til he got the tap. Bruce leroy and jim hettes was nuuuuuts! Great finish by hettes. Volkmann school castillo. And figueroa embarrassed/retired reinhardt.

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 8:47 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

lets go hamman!

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 8:30 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Dude!

Hamman survived that round! Awesome!

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

madness

Stayed offensive too. Impressive.

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 8:35 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

He’s taking it to Dolllaway! This is awesome!

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hamman

Damn

Honey badger don't care.

by KatGirl on Aug 14, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

DOMINATION!!!!!!

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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

YESSS! YESSS! YESSS!

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

I was so happy

my hubby had to remind me to update the results. I completely forgot. :)

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

im officially a jarod hamman fanboy

That is all.

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 8:40 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Yaaay!

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why are Stephan Bonnar's eyebrows so mesmerizing?

Not in a good or bad way, but I just have to stare at them. I DON’T KNOW WHY!

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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I love this song too Matt

I love this song too

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes, he did.

Honey badger don't care.

by KatGirl on Aug 14, 2011 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA oh good.

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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

man-crush

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lytle and Hardy at the weigh-ins were so damn bromantic.

I almost got teary.

I love bromance.

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by KatGirl on Aug 14, 2011 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Ludwig's only shot

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

My husband is laughing his ass off at that… he approves of pocket sand :)

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shawn Tompkins is gone.

Lots of tweets going by… and I bet nothing is said about it on the UFC show.

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

gone?

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Goldie just tweeted:

“Doing the show with a broken heart…RIP Shawn Thompkins..”

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by KatGirl on Aug 14, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

o h what happened?

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

No one knows yet.

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saw him in person but two months ago

He looked REALLY jacked. Like unhealthily so. Maybe a heart attack?

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mike Straka tweeted:

“Details are pending Shawn was in Ca with the team. That’s all right now. I spoke with Emilie Tompkins and Sam Stout.”

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by KatGirl on Aug 14, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the only detail right now is that ‘he didn’t wake up’.

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um...

is that red spot part of Ludwig’s tat, or is that staph?

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

where?

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

the middle of his back

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it’s part of the tat

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

hope so

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

ohh I see that. I'm not sure either.

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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

emotional investment

it will make his future wins that much sweeter

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ludwig hasn't looked this good in years

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Even if Amir should lose

you know he’s not going anywhere. And I think he’s having an off night tonight.

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Ludwig was just so precise with his punches

I attribute it more to Ludwig really being on it. He looked impressive.

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude's under ten fights into his career

and all of them in the UFC as a TUF winner. We will get to see him progress for years and years and thats awesome. I love watching full progressions

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

poopscles.

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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

That was nice, Goldie.

Classy. Good job.

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by KatGirl on Aug 14, 2011 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

And, I meant that. I was not being sarcastic.

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by KatGirl on Aug 14, 2011 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its nice to shout out

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Amir's 5-3 over his 3 year career

All inside the octagon with the losses to Johnny Hendricks, Dwayne Ludwig, and Dong Hyon Kim

No shame there

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice, Goldie.

Glad they mentioned Tompkins.

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

is that a reference to Donald Cerrone?

I’m taking it as one ;-)

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still can't believe all you ladies picked Cerrone

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, well,

you don’t know how much I hope I’m wrong.

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are wrong.

60% of the time Oliviera wins this every time. It’s science. You cant argue with science

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS FIGHT

Giddy!!!!

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

My dad keeps calling Oliveira "Olive Garden"

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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

ha

Da Bronx

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've got a fresh Jack Daniels Honey & Coke, and a loaded bowl for this on

Time to get my OH SHIT! on

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 9:44 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

you've just been rec'd

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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

ooooooooooooo kinky!

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate to say it, but I love watching Cerrone throw kicks. It’s beautiful. I still hate him, though.

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate the feelings Cerrone gives me.

It’s all so shameful and dirty.

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by KatGirl on Aug 14, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also?

He’s not my type AT ALL but there is just something about him. It’s probably just because I know it’s so wrong.

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by KatGirl on Aug 14, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

What up?

Tompkins dead, wtf?
Just got back from Seahawks practice, got a wicked sunburn.
Bummed Amir lost.

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by RolloTomasi on Aug 14, 2011 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Welcome!

Sorry you came in to all the bad news. :(

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry you missed the prelims!

Good stuff.

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's all good.

I had a very good day.

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by RolloTomasi on Aug 14, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jason Reindhardt didn't.

But a lot of guys had REALLY good days.

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's good to be alive, you know what I mean?

Life is getting better.

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by RolloTomasi on Aug 14, 2011 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good. Life should always get better

Get better, not bitter Life.

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is everyone seeing this colonflow commercial?

I didn’t need to know I have 4.5 pounds of fecal matter inside my guts.
TMI yo.

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by RolloTomasi on Aug 14, 2011 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't listen to anything Gabe said.

I just assumed he had a thing for anal probs.

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by RolloTomasi on Aug 14, 2011 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's the truth

Nope I get different local market commercials

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha I was just about to ask that.

I hope I don’t have that much flow in my colon.

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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cowboy out muscles Olivera.

Olivera drops to 145.

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by RolloTomasi on Aug 14, 2011 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

He'd eat people alive at that weight.

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

He wouldn't even have to cut fat.

He just needs to practice a few good 10-15 lbs water weight cuts and get the feel for it.

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cerrone is much larger

Oliviera might go to 145

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

I've been saying that since his debut.

And errbody talked shit to me.

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by RolloTomasi on Aug 14, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope I didn't

Cuz he is obviously too small for LHW. It’s not as apparent versus a smaller LW like Jim Miller. He could grow into 155 since he is so young, and might head their again. But man he needs to be at 145 at this level.

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

No not you Midge, you're classy as always.

Trolls at Mania, nothing to get worked up over.
The internets is silly.

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by RolloTomasi on Aug 14, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mania Trolls!

Mania always deletes my fanshots haha. I’ll post something from here, and put a link to finish the story or see the fight video over here. Draw some people into the pink. They always get deleted.

I added a poll on the last one hoping they’d keep it asking if people get pissed/hate when people post a fanpost linking to another site with the last half of it, but it was deleted as well.

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mania is the wild west.

I never stay too long.

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by RolloTomasi on Aug 14, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I never go there but to hype GG2MMA

I see no reason not to. Between BE, here, and MiddleEasy I really don’t need any other sites except for Fanhouse with Ariel Helwani interviews/press conferences, sherdog for stats, and mmajunkie for quick access event dates/line ups

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awww.

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by KatGirl on Aug 14, 2011 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Told ya.

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by RolloTomasi on Aug 14, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Cowboy!!! Woooo!!!

Sorry.

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by KatGirl on Aug 14, 2011 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

And that, Midge,

is why we picked Cerrone. Dammit. :(

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 9:53 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Olivera is hyped way too much.

Talented, but young and undersized.
Drop down kid.

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by RolloTomasi on Aug 14, 2011 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

My mind didn't consider the size difference at all

I saw them in the ring together and immediately was like “oh….fuck”

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

He would be beastly at 145.

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by RolloTomasi on Aug 14, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't Jon Jones make a big deal

out of not making a beer commercial? Then he did one anyway?

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Jon Jones

Great fighter, shit personality.

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by RolloTomasi on Aug 14, 2011 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I’d give that 10 recs if I could

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd multiple it by another 10 rec's

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll give you the entire word

Received.

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate fucking seeing him do anything but fight

He comes off as the fakest, higher than thou fucktard I’ve ever seen in the sport. He reminds me of the time of person I dissasociate myself with immediately in life

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I wouldn't want to hang with him.

Narc, egotist, fake……who could smash me into bits.

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by RolloTomasi on Aug 14, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup. I'd imagine my fuse would run long and calm

until it built up with such irriation that I tell him to go fuck a goat. This might end my existence. Then he’d call the cops and have them check my bags for weed. bleh.

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Showtime!

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by KatGirl on Aug 14, 2011 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

looking lovely and manscapped as usual.

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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

he gets them done at the same place Eddie Alvarez goes. They have an MMA discount.

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Imma go steal their tweezers now.

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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

UFC Rio is long overdue.

Not a raa raa Brazil type, but that’s just cool

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This thread is dangerously low on GIFS

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Fixed

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by RolloTomasi on Aug 14, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's not our fault...

you weren’t here!

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jim Miller talking trash makes me laugh.

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by KatGirl on Aug 14, 2011 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I think hes overcompensating out of fear

That kind of shit always makes me think that. Guys with huge junks usuuuualy dont try to point it out

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

THIS!!!

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by KatGirl on Aug 14, 2011 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

damned

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grrrr....

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by KatGirl on Aug 14, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who hasn't seen the Showtime kick?

I personally showed it to half of the people living in Atlanta.

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by KatGirl on Aug 14, 2011 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

It's funny that Rogan said to go on YouTube to see it

considering how militant Zuffa is about that shit.

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

 he does that. The infamous “You cant fight the internet” towards Zuffa’s copyright lawsuits during the telecast. I bet he was told not to do that anymore haha

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

But, really, Bendo just looks so much better than I thought he would. He looks great.

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by KatGirl on Aug 14, 2011 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

His standup still showed to be weak

So I think against a guy like Maynard or Frankie who will keep it standing, he would be in big big trouble.

But his ground game just looked phenomenomenominal

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree with Midge. There was a lot of sloppy stuff in there.

He was moving back ALOT. He’s good but he can’t pull an Anderson.

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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Guida would give him fits

It was a bad stylistic match up for Miller. Thats why he lost Maynard and Edgar. Their strength is his weakness.

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Clay Guide vs. Ben Henderson

I dont care what happens in round 3. I want that fight

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

tweet it to joe and goldie!

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

I wish theyd call for it on air. Everyone would want that.

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

especially since Henderson won

It could take one of them out of the stacked line for a title shot. That’s needed

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

Henderson is impressive as hell tonight.

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

I think this Bendo would beat Pettis absolutely. It’s a different Bendo.

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by KatGirl on Aug 14, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

word

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

something super super tight

My hair would never stay back in competition. Maybe its just our white kid smooth slippery hair? Urijah has to cornrow his white boy mane

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it's a white child problem.

There’s a twitter page titled “White Girl Problems” and it is amazingly funny.

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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

I’m afraid I don’t quite fall under that genre, despite my whiteness and long hair. I do however enjoy laughing at white girls and their problems!

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mine doesn't stay up either

I have very very very fine, smooth hair.

I have to use two elastics to keep the hair up/back most of the time, along with those super tight headbands. But I’m not grappling, I’m running, so that’s all I need.

by freesia39 on Aug 14, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn our sexy hair!!!!

shakes fists in the air

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by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't catch the first part

but he said I love you to his mom. Aww.

by freesia39 on Aug 14, 2011 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, here goes...

This might be the last time we see Lytle and Hardy both in the UFC.

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

If Hardy gets cut I think he will be back

He will go to English shows and whoop some ass, cuz he is far better than the regional UK fighters. OR go to Strikeforce and add some flavor to their weak ass pathetic WW division. All WW’s cut from the UFC should be given offers for Strikeforce if they are going to keep it around past Feb. Shit they should do it anyways, give a guy like Hardy a chance at two wins and if he does when they cut the chord re-sign him

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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."

by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Hardy gets cut

BAMMA will be on his phone before the pieces of his UFC contract hit the floor. They need local fighters like him.

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think that they'll let Hardy get out of zuffa.

He’s too exciting and has fought to good of competition for them to let him go to another organization. and yes he totally are jinxing it.

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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

fail of the speaking.

Yes we are totally jinxing him.

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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

They need to talk him into replacing Ranallo as a commentator.

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

word

He would be the example of why keeping Strikeforce around is important. Give him a 3 fight contract, it goes down to “entrance UFC level” competition. He gets three wins and comes on back.

"Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.
I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."

by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

How my talk has gone today

Whenever I assume something it goes the other way. I was like “Amir and Miller have this no problem” and they both got whooped. So he should be safe from my verbiage

"Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.
I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."

by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beth...

I think you need to see about some professional help for your sister… :)

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

may i suggest you put it in a straw and blow it up her nose?

Should catch her up on any missed doses

"Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.
I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."

by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Off topic... this is badass!

http://wins.failblog.org/2011/07/28/epic-win-photos-alien-bike-win/

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow!

can you imagine seeing that thing coming towards you on a dark night?! Scary!

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by Donna on Aug 14, 2011 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d love to be riding it toward someone on a dark night lol

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

is that a motorcycle or bicycle?

"Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.
I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."

by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Motorcycle. And one I want.

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoa.

Honey badger don't care.

by KatGirl on Aug 14, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTH

is that bunny rabbit on Hardy’s shorts??

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I love that Dan Hardy’s gun stop ad is on his crotch.

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by Donna on Aug 14, 2011 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

I really hope that gun isn't .... cocked.

TEE HEE

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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

heeheeehee

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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."

by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hardy needs to protect his chin

Or he is going to fall down

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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."

by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

FotN.

No question.

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm smiling/tearing up

Good fight, but it being the last for Lytle, sigh.

by freesia39 on Aug 14, 2011 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

hipe that doesnt affect the judges

"Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.
I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."

by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

1st round Lytle 2nd Hardy?

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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

The world may never know...

but I’d agree

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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."

by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bad Choice Dan

That was foolish

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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."

by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHHAHAHA YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Learn JiuJitsu.
Always looking for that new danger.

by RolloTomasi on Aug 14, 2011 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Eddie Bravo training for a year does not trump Chris Lytle BJJ

They rave how GSP couldn’t submit him, but take a look at GSP’s sub record and how he did the subs, then look at Lytle’s. Big difference

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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."

by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well I guess we all get to speculate on Dan Hardy's career now

Do we see him take a big paycut to get another chance in the UFC? Take a mild paycut to go to Strikeforce and stay within Zuffa to ensure his return with a few wins, maybe become a champion and redeem himself publicly? Or does he take a pay increase and head over seas?

"Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.
I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."

by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Koscheck just tweeted:

“:)”

Honey badger don't care.

by KatGirl on Aug 14, 2011 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Awesome fight.

My picks were terrible tonight.

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

That's why we need to do prelims...

we have more chances to be right lol!

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awww

Honey badger don't care.

by KatGirl on Aug 14, 2011 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Ariel Helwani of NBC SPORTS???

Nice! He’ll be the Rick Kronkite of MMA. Been a fan since the hey day first UFC access interviews. I remmeber the first Dana White interview before DW realized this guy had the right questions

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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."

by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

It's easy

to have the right questions when you listen to the people telling you what you can or can’t ask.

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't know if thats how he workls

I dont think so. At least not yet. Who knows maybe he sold his news integrity for the spot, but I haven’t seen such so far personally. I like how he calls his questions and how he brings up everything

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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."

by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well it's past my bedtime.

Goodnight everybody!

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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Night!

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

nevermind. One last thought,

Ben Askren is talking shit on twitter about Dan Hardy. That pisses me off on so many different levels.

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by RachHeartsMMA on Aug 14, 2011 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

hes trying to get any top WW dropping from UFC to come to Bellator

He did it with Marquardt too

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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."

by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate Askren so... much...

flames, down the side of my face…

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sadly, there aren't really 170 lbers out there that can handle is wrassle

I don’t foresee him losing til he is out of Bellator, or maybe someone gets a lucky shot

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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."

by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I'm done for the night, folks.

It was fun, as always. Night!

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I can't help but respect guys who retire on top

a two year reign going 5-1 with the only loss you came into the bout with a knee injury that you had surgery on after the fight, well that’s a pretty sweet streak right there. Add in all the bonuses and I’d say he was sitting at a nice spot in the division. Contender

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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."

by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Lorenzo Fertitta just tweeted:

“Will not cut @danhardymma I like guys that WAR!!!”

Honey badger don't care.

by KatGirl on Aug 14, 2011 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn, Kat, beat me to it!

I was distracted by the Askren comment above. :)

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saw his, too.

He inspired the Trash Talk section for You Mad? tomorrow :)

Honey badger don't care.

by KatGirl on Aug 14, 2011 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahaa nice. I'm glad u cover this

I hate twitter so much but theres interesting shit. I love when people dumb ti down for me!

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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."

by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly lol… I like reading it, I would hate putting it together!

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Use this as his photo

And say that he is a troll

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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."

by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I respect you

for having the gastrointestinal stamina for that post. :)

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

They are leaving me empty this week!

There is so little drama!

Honey badger don't care.

by KatGirl on Aug 14, 2011 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lytle gets FotN and Sub, Cerrone gets KO

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Best entire card I've seen for a long time

top to bottom, great great fights

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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."

by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone watc`hin the after fight show?

This interviewer lady is an idiot. Lytle looked annoyed “You could have lost! But you won!” and then she tells Henderson that Miller is 7-0

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I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."

by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

No...

I’m watching Helwani talk about how Shawn Tomkins was a fan of his (Helwani’s) work. Classy.

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by Jackie Maden on Aug 14, 2011 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I cant believe Hendo didnt thank his God once tonight

I actually enjoyed his persona tonight. And his fighting. I could be a fan of Hendo of tonight for sure.

"Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.
I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."

by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Yaaaay!

Ariel Helwani and Stephan Bonnar just called for Henderson vs Guida!!!!!

"Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.
I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."

by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

and Guida is coming on next.

He’ll call out Henderson… this is so happening. I willed it

"Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty.
I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be."

by The Midge on Aug 14, 2011 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

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