What Would Forrest Do?

Scenario: Crap on a cracker!  The debt ceiling expires on August 2nd, and without some Congressional teamwork, the entire world economy could be driven to the brink of collapse!

What Would Forrest Do? Forrest immediately implements the 'Forrest Griffin Three Pronged Approach To Debt Ceiling Kickassery'. 

Step 1: Forrest single handedly pays off the defecit with a kissing/sex booth.  In an obviously related incident, 15,000 babies are born 9 months later sporting chest hair and goofy ears.
Step 2: Forrest starts a new party, the Griffin party, where those in charge earn the vote by exhibiting extraordinary feats of strength.
Step 3: The Griffin party enacts laws where everything is paid with blood, sweat and tears. No more borrowing necessary.