Train Wreck Alert: Boxer Ricardo Mayorga Goes Crazy on Twitter
by KatGirl on May 24, 2011 10:27 AM EDT
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As if there was not enough intra-MMA drama already for me to keep track of, boxer Ricardo Mayorga has decided to pile on and make my life even more meaningful. Mayorga took to Twitter on Sunday to rant about B.J. Penn, Nick Diaz and MMA, in general. The madness continued yesterday and is still going this morning. Some lowlights included calling James Toney a "fat hippo", calling Jeff Lacy a "bum", calling Dana White a "bald puto" (bald whore), calling BJ Penn a "chubby hippo" and "tubby", calling Nick Diaz a "maricon" (homosexual), and excessive (over and over and over) references to "MMA homosexuals". He even gets in a shot at Jenna Jameson. Seriously, this goes on and on and on.
Here is a selection of the tweets. I think you'll see some trends. This is some kinda train wreck. It's madness. You've been warned.
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga Does this clown Nick Diaz have twitter? I want to tell him to fight me if hes a man or admit he is a maricon and fight that shot bum Lacy. 22 May
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga @DiazBrothers209 tu- disgrace to latinos, fighting a bum Lacy, fight me- After I f** u up, I put a dress on u and send u back to ufc maricon 22 May
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga MMA is for maricons, first they pick that hippo Toney, now Lacy. Come see a real man and I will show that boxeo is numero uno! 22 May
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga MMA is for dumb maricons and they roll on ground and make love for no money. That bald puto @danawhite takes all $ 22 May
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga Fighting Lacy and that fat hippo Toney and claiming MMA is superior to boxing is typical of MMA homosexuals. 22 May
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga I challenge @diazbrothers209 to fight me- I guarantee to send him back in a pretty pink dress back to MMA 22 May
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga Real men don't roll round and mount each other in a real fight, maricons do that. Real men go for KO! 22 May
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga Ok fans of el matador I sign off- congrats to @THEREALBHOP and all the MMA maricons can go screw their own culo 22 May
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga Watching MMA is like watching homosexual pornography- fags do that- I come from a country of real men 22 May
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga MMA putos challenge cripples like Lacy and Hippos like Toney- i will end the debate with my right fist. If not Diaz, I want that chubby BJ 22 May
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga MMA was created by homosexuals who were looking for an excuse to rollover and mount each other and call it fighting. Boxeo is for real men 22 May
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga I grew up with gangs in streets of Managua- we fought with fists, knifes and machetes but never rolled around with men - that is gay 22 May
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga That fat bald puto doesn't want me to come and take his livelihood away. He deals with old hippos like Toney 22 May
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga After I splatter him, I will put a hawaiin dress on that maricon and make him to the hula hula dance- he's no match for me 22 May
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga Tell BJ to box me- after I KO him, I will put him not in a body bag but in a condom so he can think that's where he shud have stayed 22 May
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga If MMA is so tough why is this bitch Nick Diaz fighting Lacy. My crippled grandmother would KO Lacy! 22 May
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga BOXEO = NUMERO UNO! I had a good run 5 miles. Now Im going to slap a chicken and make it give me fresh eggs. should i call it NckDiaz or BJ? 23 May
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga In boxeo- 46 yr old legend can be campeon- in MMA Coture mounts a fat hippo Toney and claims greatness. MMA is for dumb maricons 23 hours ago
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga I smacked this pollo so that it could lay some eggs but it s*** itself. so i will name it @dinthomas the next slaughter i call diaz or bj. 22 hours ago
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga @bjpenndotcom you want to box with me or you are another MMA maricon who wants to roll around with other sweaty maricons? 19 hours ago
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga @bjpenndotcom after I KO you, I will put a hawaiin dress on u fatty and make u do hula hula dance- remember Im a real fighter puto 19 hours ago
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga My compa just tell me that that maricon nick Diaz pissed himself and withdrew from boxing with a shot bum Lacy. I'd have killed this puto 19 hours ago
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga Change of heart? He needs a change of sex- maricon! After I challenge him, this puto runs away from boxing 17 hours ago
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga @danawhite this bald puto wont say a word-i am not a fat hippo like Toney. He says smthn he will get slapped. baldie is smart 17 hours ago
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga I hear all these MMA girls serve that bald puto @danawhite he is a nobody- I'm a real man 16 hours ago
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga @bjpenndotcom ill kick your gordo culo chubby, ask ur daddy @danawhite to let you in the ring with me. in 2 minutes, i will show u what i do 15 hours ago
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga @bjpenndotcom i give u payday. in ur sport that bald puto takes your $ and gives u change. you are a nobody I am the campeon maricon 15 hours ago
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga @bjpenndotcom After I kick you I will be confused where to kick you because your face looks like a gordo culo. step up and get in the ring. 15 hours ago
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga @bjpenndotcom Toney is a fat hippo like this maricon BJ. Ask him to fight me in the ring. NO GLOVES. I give him a big payday. 15 hours ago
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga @bjpenndotcom like he did with that bum from Jersey. This fat maricon is shot. he is a nobody. I am the campeon. 15 hours ago
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga @bjpenndotcom This fatty doesnt have the courage to fight me, boxing donated a fat hippo toney to ufc- now return favor- i want BJ 15 hours ago
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga I am finish with these maricons, first that fake latina NIckDiaz, now this fat puto BJ- these are cowards who dont want to fight a real man! 15 hours ago
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga Boxing gave UFC a FAT HIPPO- Toney, Now I want a FAT HIPPO back. Give me this gordo maricon @bjpenndotcom Its a fair deal. 15 hours ago
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga what happened to @bjpenndotcom that fat tub of shit ran away like that other pendejo NIck. Come to my world and fight me like a man maricon 13 hours ago
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga In a street fight only homosexuals crawl and mount each other and roll on top of each other. Real Man knocks the puto out. fight like a man 13 hours ago
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga BOXEO numero UNO MARICON! remember this pendejo. u punks growing up in america shouldnt talk street fights with a kid from Managua. 13 hours ago
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga MMA maricons want to fight with hippos like Toney. Give me that chubby hippo @bjpenndotcom and I'll slaughter him 13 hours ago
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga If @bjpenndotcom wants to fight , I pay for his testicle implant and his funeral. this is boxeo maricon! numero uno VIVA NICARAGUA! 13 hours ago
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga these guys are pendejos. they fight like maricons and that bald puto @danawhite takes their money. if they want to fight like a man, lets go 13 hours ago
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga ok fans of el matador- i will go rest now- we slaughter a fat pig for diner and have already named it @bjpenndotcome BJ. 13 hours ago
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga @jennajamison I am see a movie of you- that fat puto Ron Jermy give it to u nice 12 hours ago
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga MMA is for fags and maricons who can't box or fight like a man- they are homo who want to roll on ground wearing panties 12 hours ago
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga I repeat- world of boxing donated MMA a fat hippo named toney- time to pay back- give me fatty @bjpenndotcom 11 hours ago
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga If I don't knock him out cold in 2 minutes, him and that bald puto Dana can keep all the money 11 hours ago
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga I grew up fighting in the streets of Managua, we fought with machetes or fists like real men- not rolling around mounting men like fags 11 hours ago
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga Nick Diaz bitched out of a fight with a crippled shot bum- I'd have probably killed him in a boxing match 11 hours ago
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga And that mas puto el gordo maricon BJ - once I hit him in the stomach he will vomit all the pigs he consumes 11 hours ago
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga MMA is a like gay porn- fight me like man puto, real man- I challenge BJ the Bloated Pig to box me- I will kill him in 2 min 10 hours ago
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga I am sick and tired of you maricons- ask BJ the fat pig to box me or that puto Diaz who is a disgrace to Latinos 10 hours ago
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga I am tired of all these MMAricons. in street fights MEN dont mount and hump each other. MARICONS do. fight me like a man 1 hour ago
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga If tubby @bjpenndotcom wants, we can do no gloves, kicks, elbows. no rolling on the ground like a homosexual. winner takes all. i KILL him 1 hour ago
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga Good mornining El Matador fans. hope these MMAricons go away and roll and mount each other. we talk boxeo now. I am fighting Canelo in Sept 1 hour ago
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga I am willing to meet midway- all mma rules, kicks, elbows, small gloves just no mounting and rolling on ground. now that maricon bj cant run 1 hour ago
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga Nick Diaz needs to shop at Victoria Secret. He bitched out of a fight with a cripple in boxing. I am tired of responding to you pendejos 39 minutes ago
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga It appears that we have scared the MMAricons specially after they saw what happens to @dinthomas after I pimp slap and knock him out. 23 minutes ago
THEREALMAYORGA Ricardo Mayorga I go for breakfast. We slap some chickens to get fresh eggs. Ive named the chickens Nick and the fat one BJ.i come back soon 20 minutes ago
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that guy looks tiny. how tall is he?
Anderson Silva would never fight "Bones". He is too scared to fight the real P4P champion. Nick Diaz, the man who will prove to the MMA world that he is the best WW in the world. Whenever some new guy comes to Mania and thinks he knows it all they take on the Wolfman and proceed to make fools of themselves. Still public enemy #1 and enjoying every minute of it. Oswalds smack is weaker than the alcohol content of Utah beer.
by wolfmanshowlforever on May 24, 2011 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
i think wikipedia added two inches.
Anderson Silva would never fight "Bones". He is too scared to fight the real P4P champion. Nick Diaz, the man who will prove to the MMA world that he is the best WW in the world. Whenever some new guy comes to Mania and thinks he knows it all they take on the Wolfman and proceed to make fools of themselves. Still public enemy #1 and enjoying every minute of it. Oswalds smack is weaker than the alcohol content of Utah beer.
by wolfmanshowlforever on May 24, 2011 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Wikipedia also says he’s 38 years old, which seems much too old to be having this kind of a meltdown!
Honey badger don't care.
Wikipedia said that this
Is a new species of Centaur.
Learn JiuJitsu, it's fun.
by RolloTomasi on May 24, 2011 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
your too good rollo. lmao!
Anderson Silva would never fight "Bones". He is too scared to fight the real P4P champion. Nick Diaz, the man who will prove to the MMA world that he is the best WW in the world. Still public enemy #1 and enjoying every minute of it.
by wolfmanshowlforever on May 25, 2011 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions
This got old real quick.
Highly predictable ranting about MMA by someone who is probably trying to garner attention after seeing the interest over the Diaz/Lacy fight that isn’t even happening now.
P.S. I hate commenting using my phone.
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My thoughts exactly.
He wasn’t clever with the insult.
Wit is your best weapon in a shittalking fight, he seems to lack it.
Learn JiuJitsu, it's fun.
I dunno about that, he does it like I assume it was done where he grew up: brute force. It ain’t pretty to look at, but it gets the job done. A fly buzzing ’round your head may not be big, but it gets to you after a while…
Only if you don't own a flyswatter.
And my ability to tune out idiots is my flyswatter.
Learn JiuJitsu, it's fun.
by RolloTomasi on May 25, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions
This made me laugh
once I hit him in the stomach he will vomit all the pigs he consumes
Why I never joined a frat: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-KNVrZaN8M
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"A samurai would bite your cock off if you tried that shit on the battlefield." - Kid Nate
its a proven fact that boing meltdowns are worse b/c there is no interest in the sport kiddo.
Anderson Silva would never fight "Bones". He is too scared to fight the real P4P champion. Nick Diaz, the man who will prove to the MMA world that he is the best WW in the world. Whenever some new guy comes to Mania and thinks he knows it all they take on the Wolfman and proceed to make fools of themselves. Still public enemy #1 and enjoying every minute of it. Oswalds smack is weaker than the alcohol content of Utah beer.
by wolfmanshowlforever on May 24, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
boxing
Anderson Silva would never fight "Bones". He is too scared to fight the real P4P champion. Nick Diaz, the man who will prove to the MMA world that he is the best WW in the world. Whenever some new guy comes to Mania and thinks he knows it all they take on the Wolfman and proceed to make fools of themselves. Still public enemy #1 and enjoying every minute of it. Oswalds smack is weaker than the alcohol content of Utah beer.
by wolfmanshowlforever on May 24, 2011 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
your comment is dumb. do you spend all day on twitter? twitter is for twits. peace.
Anderson Silva would never fight "Bones". He is too scared to fight the real P4P champion. Nick Diaz, the man who will prove to the MMA world that he is the best WW in the world. Still public enemy #1 and enjoying every minute of it.
by wolfmanshowlforever on May 25, 2011 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Only he didn’t manage to take shots at Jenna, he misspelled her twitter… Amazing he got the others right, really, the English language doesn’t seem to agree with him.
He has someone helping him with the translations but it’s not his wife because he said at one point that she wouldn’t translate for him so he was quitting for the night. Also? He’s STILL going right now. I just can’t read it anymore.
Honey badger don't care.
I know, it’s sick, he was at it at least like once every hour for 20 hours or something… then sleep, then right back to ranting ^^ Nice to know he has a life besides calling people maricon.
obviously he has a meth problem.
Anderson Silva would never fight "Bones". He is too scared to fight the real P4P champion. Nick Diaz, the man who will prove to the MMA world that he is the best WW in the world. Whenever some new guy comes to Mania and thinks he knows it all they take on the Wolfman and proceed to make fools of themselves. Still public enemy #1 and enjoying every minute of it. Oswalds smack is weaker than the alcohol content of Utah beer.
by wolfmanshowlforever on May 24, 2011 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
picture was really posted by jeff lacey.
Anderson Silva would never fight "Bones". He is too scared to fight the real P4P champion. Nick Diaz, the man who will prove to the MMA world that he is the best WW in the world. Still public enemy #1 and enjoying every minute of it.
by wolfmanshowlforever on May 25, 2011 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I think he may have convinced me that MMA is for maricons!!!!
Gotta love Mayorga. The guy is my hero – booze, women, new cars, gamble, go broke, fight to replenish funds then rinse/repeat. Definitely knows how to live,
BIG NOG for Life
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by NNR (formerly NameNotRequired) on May 25, 2011 12:08 AM EDT reply actions
Wow.
He really convinced me that boxeo es numero uno! He must think he can get some of that new Twitter bonus that Dana just started.
Catherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers.
haha
Hidin behind a contract with don king which doesn’t allow him to fight anywhere else, trying to lure in a payday when nobody in boxing worth anything is willing to.
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by The Midge on May 25, 2011 9:03 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
I don't think he realizes BJ Penn will fight him in the street and seriously fuck his shit!
Learn JiuJitsu, it's fun.
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