20 Questions with Nick Ring

1. When you were 10 years old, what did you want to be when you grew up?

When I was 10 years old I did not want to grow up at all.  I was pretty content just wishing for school to be over so I could go home and eat ice cream

2.  If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

If I could have any superpower it would be telepathy and knowing exactly what everybody is thinking as they are thinking it, it would be funny to hear their thoughts.

3.  What is the worst way you can think of to have to spend an evening?

The worst way I can be spending an evening is fixing something broken in my house or fixing my car.  I hate any chore that takes me away from "me time".

4.  I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that. What is that?

Beg...  Beat it honey.

5.  What song is currently playing on your iPod?

Gaga...  Love her

6.  What is your favorite curse word?

Barbara Striesand

7.  As a Canadian, how do you survive without the 500 cable channels us Americans are blessed with?

I make snowmen and I use extra large carrots

8.  What is your favorite movie?

Mulholland Drive, and Donnie Darko

9.  Do these jeans make my butt look big?

I love your big butt, come here.

10.  If you could take two weeks off, where would you go?

I would go to the center of the earth in the molten core and hang out with the mole-people who worship me like a god.  Then I would invite you over for tea and strumpets.

11.  Will you be my boyfriend?

I don't know...  Will you both cook for me and initiate sex?

12.  Which actor would you want to play you in a movie about your life?

Forrest Griffin, I fucking love that guy.

13.  What would the name of that movie be?

"Be ready when shit goes down"

14.  When you're cutting weight, what's the first thing you want to eat after weigh-in?

I want to eat ice cream

15.  Would you rather be President of the United States or the lead singer of a rock band?

I would rather be president, believe it or not but partying and banging whores all day everyday would get old fast.  I need to have projects in my life.

16.  You just won $50 million in the lottery. What’s the first thing you buy?

I would buy myself an entourage of rapper wannabes to hoot and holler behind me as I talk.

17.  What is your worst habit?

I have bad time management and I procrastinate too much.  Didn't you send me these questions like a month ago??

18.  The Ultimate Fighter house: Monotonous sausage fest or awesome male bonding time? 

It was both, I wouldn't trade it for anything in the world but I also wouldn't do it again.

19.  What was your first job?

I worked in a trailer repair place as a helper...  I would spend as much time as possible trying to look busy and my boss would always flip out on me.  It has been years and I still haven't convinced him to hire me back.

20.  Before you take us to bed or lose us forever, what would you like to say to the gals who are fans of MMA?