Jon 'War Machine' Koppenhaver Is Coming(naw mean?)

by yellopanda on Dec 8, 2011 1:28 AM EST

Yes, it is time to rejoice ladies. Your favorite MMA reality star turned pornstar turned prision star(use your imagination) is back. Fresh off a 3rd round TKO of panty dropper Roger Huerta, has inked a deal with Bellator Fighting Championships.

War Machine has had quite the journey since he last fought in a major MMA organization. You may remember him from his thrilling war with Jared Rollins all the way back to 2007 for Ultimate Fighter 6 Finale, which was headlined by Roger Huerta. I encourage you to check both those fights out.

Even though anyone who loses to Yoshiyuki Yoshida should not be in the UFC(yes, Dan Hardy, I count you), but in Bellator I can live with that. And come on an entertaining personality, pornstar/convict MMA fighter? I can dig that. Just having War Machine back on TV is good news to me. And if the interviews are half as interesting as his jail blog, which I am proud to say I found cause of this sight, it will be something. Hopefully, he keeps his head and cock in one piece. Although a part-time pornstar, full-time MMA fighter is a badass job description. Plus, you'll get less sexual infections and concussions and shit like that, right? Anyways, you should tune it to see.

I know I will.

** Woo for p class= "right"

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The man did his time so i wish him the best.

However, i surely would like to see him get his ass kicked badly.

Welcome my son, Welcome to Machine. The Electric Eye is watching.

by Eyeofthebeholder on Dec 23, 2011 3:05 PM EST reply actions

he broke Huerta

Man he did way more time than he should have. Imo.

The bottom line is Georges is being a little bitch. He didn’t step up and say anything when the UFC pulled me out of this fight. I understand sometimes you have to do what you’re told, but why wouldn’t you tell the media you still want to fight me? If I was Georges, I would want to fight the best. I would have asked for the Anderson Silva fight. I would have asked to fight the Strikeforce champ. But he sits there like a robot and doesn’t say anything at all, just like he’s not going to say anything about me calling him a bitch now. If I saw BJ Penn walking down the street and called him a bitch, we would be fighting right there on the spot. — Nick Diaz

by The Midge on Dec 24, 2011 1:36 PM EST up reply actions