The Fighter We'd Most Like to Accidentally Swap Suitcases With at Baggage Claim
Welcome to another edition of "The Fighter We'd Most Like To...". Thanks to everyone who voted last week in our "The Fighter We'd Most Like to Sit Next to on a Plane" poll. There was a tie for the winner between Donald Cerrone and Gina Carano with 29% of the vote each. Congrats!
This week, we continue with the cheery theme of holiday travel, because holiday travel is just so much fun! Have I mentioned that I refused to go anywhere this year? But, enough about me. Let's just pretend that something terrible, awful, horrible happened and you accidentally snagged someone else's nondescript black suitcase from the baggage claim carousel thinking it was yours. You may have tied a fuchsia ribbon on the handle but guess what - someone else did, too. The horror! But, it's actually very possible that the bag you grabbed has better stuff in it than your own bag, especially if people gave you undesirable Christmas presents. So, in the case that this travesty did occur, whose bag would you like to get instead of your own? This is what we thought...
Beth: Shonie Carter. I'd love to strut around in one of his suits. I think gold lame would work best with my coloring. Also, I imagine that he has some really nice body creams and stuff.
Knitty Ninja: Darnit, I would have picked Shonie also! I'm going to have to go with Georges St. Pierre, and dress up my husband. And tell him I'm not impressed with his outfits.
Mountaineer: All logic would say to pick a GSP or Dana White. However, I'll defy conventional thought and go with Lee Murray. I could "accidentally" pick up some money and lay low for a while. Then again, he'd come looking for me and it'd be a big problem. Ask Tito. Oh well, I suppose it'd be a risk I'd have to take.
Rach: My first thought was Marloes Coenen, but I only like sweaters to a certain point. It seems like whenever I see her she's wearing either a sweater or some Affliction looking MMA shirt. Probably not Miesha Tate either. Booty shorts can't be flattering on everybody. I'm going to have to go with Ronda Rousey. I wonder if she always flys with that cute pink gi...
Midge: Rashad Evans. Without a doubt, 100% Rashad Evans. The dude has style! He pimps these bad ass custom suits, and just looks slick as hell. I'm not a fashion fellow, but I know when someone looks good and Rashad Evans looks fuckin good. Plus he is relatively the same size as me (give or take a few pounds in the gut.... ok give). His gear would fit, and I would look goooood.
What do you think? Who would you like to swap suitcases with? We'd love to hear about it!
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I voted for GSP.
I can’t wear his clothes but I think I could sell them for profit. He dresses well.
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Fedor.
Imagine if you opened your suitcase only to find the most magical sweater ever forged. (and don’t kid yourself, it was not knitted by some old woman but forged by the god’s themselves.)
I'm torn between the last two options
The artful muppet formerly known as KrmtDfrog.
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by Cory Braiterman on Dec 29, 2011 3:24 PM EST reply actions
Vote for Rashad!
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