Dana White UFC 139 Vlog Day 1 (via UFC)

Oh, how I love Dana's vlogs. In this one, he thanks everyone for watching UFC on Fox 1 and then we see what went down behind the scenes for that event.

He flies in his fancy plane and then greets fans and signs autographs and everyone is totally hitting him up for tickets! Wow. Vultures! Then, Dana tweets where the tickets will be given away and hordes of people are literally racing to get them! These guys on a motorbike that win tickets are super excited.

Then, we see a slim 278-pound Brock Lesnar backstage somewhere, dropping F-bombs and talking about how he had twins to lose so much weight, bitches! And, he tells the camera person to not put that on the internet. Heh. Lorenzo Fertitta is there and he looks more and more adorable every time I see him. And, then Alistair Overeem shows up in the hallway somewhere.

Then, Dana is chatting up this guy, Zach, who I know is a dude who's fighting the good fight against cancer because I saw a picture of him with Georges St. Pierre on Facebook. And, he's thrilled to be there and gives Dana a special cancer bracelet that represents his specific type of cancer.

Joe Rogan and Bruce Buffer are chatting and Buffer sounds not at all like he does in the Octagon and he shows Rogan something on his phone.

Weigh-ins! We see JDS and Cain Velasquez staring each other down from Dana's point of view and it's pretty badass.

Next, Dana gets on a plane to go somewhere and then he drives up to the Honda Center and gets ready for the show. We see JDS warming up and roaring backstage. And, Cain walking out. Then, IT'S ALL OVER!!!! There's a new champ. Weird how they missed all 64 seconds of the fight.

At the post-fight presser, Cain talks and JDS is so adorably happy.