Chicks That Can Kick My Ass

Good to see you over here :)

I bet Midge knows of some fight videos to refer you to. I’m pretty useless but I bet someone can help you out. And, I’ll do some looking/thinking, too.

and due to the transitive property of love, I now love you!

First I’d check out Ronda Rousey. This Honda Housey girl sounds like she means business, but Rhonda is just going to armbar her in the first round.

You mention Miesha Tate, but no MArloes Coenen. Unfortunately a lot fo casual fans have only seen her last two bouts where she came in injured and pulled a bad ass sub off her back against Liz Camouche (ala Silva v. Sonnen) and then lost her belt to Miesha Tate. But seriously, I’d take her in a rematch against Tate any day.

Seen Sarah Kaufman? She easily took out Miesha Tate. The only loss, or anything even close to defeat was again Coenen. Sarah Kaufman is an absolute beast.

Another amazing fighter is Roxanne Modafferi, who is finally kickin it in the proper weight class. That crazy girl. I adore her too, shes such a sweetheart.

Roxi’s two battles with the #1 125lber in the sport, Tara LaRosa, are to be watched and to appreciated. Taea LaRosa is just a mean muther fucker. She’s beat up your entire family if given the chance.

Cat Zingano will be known as the best in the world in time. She’s undefeated and is just starting to fight top fighters (and destroying them). amazing slam KO of Takayo Hashi in her last outing.Shes finished all but one of her fights.

Miku “SuperNova” Matsumoto is a fight fans wet dream who retired in her prime to be a Japanese woman.

Dude the list goes on. But that’s enough to tickle your taste buds and watcha lot of footage for now. If you get bored, check out my interview series “LAdies that Kick Ass” http://www.galsguidetomma.com/section/ladies-who-kick-ass

My only contribution right now to this list is Marianna Kheyfets. I love that chick… her pro debut resulted in her submitting Kim Couture, I think in the first round. It was awesome. She is going to be a huge name eventually.

I’m obsessed with Marloes Coenen. Anyone else is just filler. :) Let me see what I can find too.

And Midge, I appreciate the love of the GoT link. But, just to keep you from going all stalker on me; I hate Diaz and can’t wait for his destruction by GSP.

Again thank you, and I’ll make sure to repost the article over here when I get off my lazy ass and finish it

Rousey, Cyborg, Rin Nakai are the first three names that come to mind. Tara LaRosa also fits because she’s bad ass. And Megumi Fujii is great because she wins a ton and is a lovely gal. Her Twitter handle is @MegaMeguCat and she’s very generous with emoticons. She also could tap you out at just 115 pounds.

I just did a Fan Post which may be applicable about this week’s WMMA fights, check that out for some more names you might be interested in!

(if you want any of those gifs in smaller sizes/less time, just let me know.)

MMA Rising has rankings and a p4p list, if you’re looking for more fighters to include that would be a could place to start (I’m not sure about the particular strengths/weaknesses of your fight game, so I’m not sure who would qualify best.)
http://www.mmarising.com/rankings/womens-pound-for-pound-top-15/
http://www.mmarising.com/rankings/unified-womens-mixed-martial-arts-rankings/

Here’s a ridiculously awesome highlight reel of Cyborg (made to hype her fight with Carano) called Hurricane of Aggression- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er93AeApIX0

And now it’s gif time. The Kaufman power-bomb is always a crowd-pleaser.

And I think you can never count out Mega Megu, if she were to fight you (I’m guessing she’d be at size disadvantage) she’d probably dive at your legs and look for a sub, probably breaking your ankle in the process. It might look something like this-

(I’m not sure if I should leave that gif as is or try for a different one. The video isn’t great quality but it’s the best I’ve seen so far, and footage cuts off right before Megumi’s opponent drags herself away with her foot dangling at an odd angle. It doesn’t quite have the same impact, but is a little more SFW and better for those with delicate sensibilities. Also the middle of this clip makes me lulz, because while fence/rope grabbing and holding on to shorts are commonplace, I rarely think about bra grabbing as both a tactic and something you could get deducted a point for.)