The Ultimate Fighter 12: Episode 2 Recap
Does anyone else find it exhausting listening to Georges St. Pierre? I'm trying to determine why it is. Some men are more attractive when they don't talk. Is GSP one of them? I actually think it's more likely that when he speaks I actually have to pay attention to what he's saying with this accent. I'm find myself getting annoyed by that. How delightfully lazy of me!
Dana White is back on the screen with the sweat stain t-shirt that he wore in the first episode. I have a feeling that we're going to have to deal with this all season. I'm not sure how I'm going to cope.
Koscheck wins the coin flip and in typical bonehead fashion, he chooses to pick the first fighter. When will these guys learn that this is a guaranteed loss? Geez, do we have to think of everything around here?
In super secret spidey style, GSP decides to 'accidentally' let Koscheck see his pick sheet with Marc Stevens at the top. Koscheck takes the bait and decides to pick Stevens leaving GSP to scoop up his true first pick of Michael Johnson. Such antics make me smile.
Donna and I both agree that Josh Koscheck would be a whole lot more palatable if he would just change the hair. That's all. Just change the hair. On a side note, Donna laughed at a joke that Josh Koscheck made. She's quite horrified. I feel that there may be a new shame dog in the making. This is very exciting.
Donna and I have decided on a goal. During the season we'll try to figure out why we don't go gaga for GSP like a ton of other women (and men). It will be a perilous undertaking but I think we are up to the task.
The first fight is announced and it will be Bruce Leroy vs. Jeffrey Lentz. Donna and I are both rooting for Bruce Leroy. We hope that doesn't seal his fate.
While talking about his clothes Bruce Leroy said that he stopped by an 'Oriental shop'. I thought we weren't allowed to say Oriental anymore. Can someone please check on this and get back to me asap?
They show Jeffrey Lentz enjoying a nice smoke. I'm sorry but that's just weird. He may think that he has great cardio but give me a friggin' break. He's totally putting himself at a disadvantage. With that being said, I'm totally in the mood for a smoke now.
Fight time. Bruce Leroy submits Lentz in the second round with a triangle. Hooray!
Reason We Don't Go Gaga for GSP #1. That ridiculous "landing strip" beard. We no likey.
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Donna laughed at a joke that Josh Koscheck made
I hope you gave her hell for it lol!
My biggest reason for not freaking out over GSP is simple. He’s too nice. Too clean-cut looking. Let’s face it, a perfect gentleman is boring as hell. Where’s the intensity? Or the insanity? That little bit of unpredictability that makes life interesting? If GSP decides to teach Kos some respect via choking him out after the ref tells him to stop – then we’ll talk.
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Maybe why you don't go GaGa is because you see through his constant B.S.
While I on the other hand, choose to ignore the lies and propaganda. I tend to like the dude the more I hear him speak. Honestly, anyone who is super intelligent and well articulated (accent or not) who’s a high level Mixed Martial Artist I find myself becoming a fan.
Even a broken clock is right two times a day.
GSP Undermining Koscheck
I didn’t think he had it in him. Me likey.
I don’t think I’d go gaga for GSP either. He’s too serious and into training. It detracts from any fun time.
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I'm surprised you're not GSP fans...
I thought I was the only one who didn’t want to rip off his trunks and do the nasty…I also took my headache meds (with a dose of whipped cream from the can, because I’m secretly still 12 years old) and I’m fucking stoned as shit. It’s a glorious feeling, let me effing tell you.. But I digress…
I hated GSP…HATED him…when he fought Hardy. Because I love Dan Hardy with a passion surpassed only by my passion for…uhm…yeah, nothing beats my love for Hardy. And GSP irritates me when I see him… He’s so pretty…and well dressed…and pretty…and I hate pretty men. Men who take longer to get ready in the morning than I do are a sign of the apocalypse.. However, the man’s like a siren with that accent. He starts talking and my eyes glaze over and I can’t remember why he annoys me. And he’s effing NICE. And I read an article where he said he’s basically a book nerd and looks for the same in a woman. As a bibliophile, I would probably sleep with him on principle after reading that, but only because I think men who truly value a woman’s intellectual prowess should be rewarded..
Oh, and much love to McKenzie! Woot!
Imma STFU now. Thank you for your attention, you may now return to your regularly scheduled lives.
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