Pantydropper of the Week: Cain Velasquez
by Donna on Sep 10, 2010 12:49 PM EDT
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Beth's View
Doability - Yummy beefiness. Me likey.
Perceived Skills - removing tree stumps from the ground, draining buddies cauliflower ear, windsurfing.
Pet Name - Schmoopie
Imagined Dream Date - Woot! Cain takes me to a pig roast. We proceed to gorge ourselves on roasted hog until our skin is glistening with rendered pig fat. He gives me a look, I give him a look and we start going at it. I wake up the next day with a weird pig induced rash on my thighs. Awesome.
Long Term Relationship Potential - Please, Mom. Can I keep him?
Panty Dropper Rating - 4 - Worth the Wax.
Donna's View
Doability - Hell yes! He's all things big and beefy and good.
Perceived skills - Bear Hugs, rescuing kittens stuck in trees, GoldenEye for N64.
Pet Name - Sweetness
Imagined Dream Date - We're both at a dance with our friends when we spot each other across the room. Unfortunately, our two groups are bitter rivals, so we have to sneak off to see each other, which ends with us spending a lot of time on fire escapes. Oh Tony Cain, is there a place for us?
Long Term Relationship Potential - I surely hope so. I'm a sucker for bear hugs, and Cain seems like the kind of guy you want around when shit goes south.
Panty Dropper Rating - 4 - Worth the wax.
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5, As Big John Says "Let's Get it On!"
I’m smitten with him. What can I say? He just may be pantydropper of the Month.
by iiiiits...tiiiiiime on Sep 10, 2010 1:06 PM EDT reply actions
Totally random: Cain has really nice eyebrows. I wonder if he does them or if they’re naturally like that.
"Girls are mean." Lisa Ward
at least since he’s worth the wax, you two can go together?
by iiiiits...tiiiiiime on Sep 11, 2010 2:13 AM EDT up reply actions
He won’t be so handsome or brown after taking about 40 Hammerfists of Thor to the face before being mercifully rescued by Josh Rosenthal.
Our lives change like the weather, but a legend never dies.
I'm pretty sure he will still be brown
Have you gals seen his shoe commercial? Lugz I think. He is all stud like in it. Even I went “Ooooo… I wish I was cool too”
Even a broken clock is right two times a day.
by Chris Toffer on Sep 13, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
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