UFC Drinking Game!
by Jackie Maden on Aug 24, 2010 7:22 PM EDT
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Well, I've been wanting to post this for a good while, but I kept procrastinating. Now, though, I'm inspired by Donna's punch recipe from earlier today. It seemed like this was the perfect time, with the fights coming up Saturday. So, here is my version of a drinking game for UFC 118! Well, it's actually a pretty general UFC game. I want everyone to feel free to add their own contributions to it in the comments, the more the better!
First, let me just say: If you are going to drink, don't drive, ok? I had a drunk driver hit me head-on a few years ago because she was on the wrong side of the road. It wasn't a fun recovery process.
Ok, on to the fun stuff!!
ONE DRINK:
Rogan says "dropping bombs"
Rogan says "punches in bunches"
Rogan accurately predicts what a fighter is going to do next
Goldberg screws up
Goldberg pauses in the commentary to plug an upcoming event/product/movie/whatever
A winning fighter thanks God
TWO DRINKS:
North/south position (NOTE: in any George Sotiropoulos fight, this is only one drink)
Rogan inaccurately predicts what a fighter is going to do next
A winning fighter thanks/congratulates the losing fighter's corner
A fighter or other celebrity is shown in the audience (three drinks if you spot them before the camera focuses on them)
A fighter from another promotion is in one of the fighter's corners (Ray Sefo, Nick Diaz, etc.)
Rubber guard (See above note on Sotiropoulos)
THREE DRINKS:
KO
Someone is choked unconscious
A fighter has a Lawlor-esque walkout
A fighter walks out to something other than rap/hip-hop
A more unusual submission is successful (gogoplata, Aoki's ninja choke, etc)
I know there are tons of things I'm missing. Come on, help me out here! We have 4 short days to prepare. So, whatcha got?
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From Bauzen (MiddleEasy)
“I get sloshed with tequila shots every time Joe Rogan calls a black UFC fighter ‘Explosive’.”
"We don't need no water, let the Badr Hari burn!" - Michael Schiavello
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“…Or Herb Dean smiles wide enough so you can see his teeth (it’s rare)”
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by Jackie Maden on Aug 24, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
2 drinks...
every time Joe Rogan says either vicious legs kicks or those leg kicks start to add up.
Gals Guide to MMA
Three drinks and a toast to Bas
For a liver shot TKO (punch or kick)
"We don't need no water, let the Badr Hari burn!" - Michael Schiavello
www.galsguidetomma.com
Twitter - @satarma42
One drink every time....
Mike Goldberg says “Joe.” Even if you go by this one rule? You’re tanked by the end of the card.
Any time they show Mike and Joe and Mike is staring at Joe, nodding.
Glad to see I’m not the only Goldberg-hater.
Also, in honor of Chuck LIddell, any time either of them mentions someone “having that look in their eye”
by iiiiits...tiiiiiime on Aug 24, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions
I don't hate Goldberg at all
but he’s always good for a laugh :)
"We don't need no water, let the Badr Hari burn!" - Michael Schiavello
www.galsguidetomma.com
Twitter - @satarma42
by Jackie Maden on Aug 24, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Does anyone notice
How trashed Goldie and Rogan are by the end of the fight? I mean seriously many times they looks like they are going to start making out. . . . . .
"To resist is to piss in the wind......"
joe is usually baked
Even a broken clock is right two times a day.
by Chris Toffer on Aug 25, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Goldberg has no concept of personal space lol. He like lurks over Rogan. So funny. :)
"We don't need no water, let the Badr Hari burn!" - Michael Schiavello
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Twitter - @satarma42
by Jackie Maden on Aug 26, 2010 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions
"ITS ALL OVER!!!"
that goldie phrase has always been one for my personal drinking game.
I try to make up some fighter specific ones for cards. (last guida fight I had to drink when he burped)
Drink if Penn licks his gloves
Drink if Toney gets kicked in the leg
Drink when they say something about Couture’s age
Drink if Diaz says “209”
Drink if they mention Dan Hardy during the Diaz v Davis fight
Even a broken clock is right two times a day.
OMG YES.
I will sooo be implementing the “It’s All Over!!!” into my list. Also they will say at least three comments on Couture’s age.
by iiiiits...tiiiiiime on Aug 27, 2010 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Take a drink if Mike…
…says, "Here we go!"
…says, "It’s all over!"
…plugs a non-UFC entity during a fight.
…warns, "Watch the upkick(s)!"
…says anything that Joe directly and immediately refutes.
…mentions Randy Couture or Chuck Liddell (disregard during a Liddell or Couture fight or if Couture is in the broadcast booth).
…calls someone a "future UFC hall-of-famer."
…brings up Griffin/Bonnar I.
…asks "Can he finish?"
…tells Joe that you can "make the argument."
…says, "Virtually identical."
…uses the word "stalk."
…pimps Dana White’s Twitter.
…says, "Punches in bunches."
Take a drink if Joe…
…uses the word "vicious"
…describes someone’s abilities as "world class"
…says, "He let go of it."
…likes someone cutting down to a new weight class or thinks they should cut down
…complains about the ten point must system.
Finish your drink if Mike…
…doesn’t make you take a drink during a fight that lasts longer than one minute.
not to raise your panties...
but thats kinda cut and pasted …. :-)
Even a broken clock is right two times a day.
by Chris Toffer on Aug 25, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Jealousy is not a pretty color on you, Midge.
Don’t worry. She still loves you most. At least I think she does…..
Gals Guide to MMA
My buddy's
wife absolutely hates “virtually identical”. So naturally I point it out to her every time.
Hadoken!!
I dont dislike Goldie...
…but I really wish he would invest in a thesaurus. That being said…
One drink every time Goldie says “…the beautiful ”
Unless, of course, there’s some stipulation in their UFC contracts that all ring girls must legally add the prefix “the beautiful” to their first names before they can appear on camera… Stranger things have happened (two words: Jon Koppenhaver).
Check out http://ringrusted.blogspot.com/ - because you can never have enough MMA websites in your Bookmarks!
If you do that
then you have to take a drink every time a ring girl blows a kiss to the camera. :) Speaking of, I really wish they’d get a new gimmick. My husband quickly thought up several when I mentioned that to him. Not sure if they could get away with most of them even on PPV, though lol…
"We don't need no water, let the Badr Hari burn!" - Michael Schiavello
www.galsguidetomma.com
Twitter - @satarma42
by Jackie Maden on Aug 26, 2010 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions
was one of them
taking off their clothes? ahaha. drives my husband insane that they don’t wear heels. he says it’s kills the entire outfit.
by iiiiits...tiiiiiime on Aug 27, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Lol his ideas were more subtle, and limited to gestures they could make that would no doubt drive every guy near them into a frenzy :)
"We don't need no water, let the Badr Hari burn!" - Michael Schiavello
Twitter - @satarma42
by Jackie Maden on Aug 27, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions
hate is a strong word
it’s more a general annoyance of the repetitive nature of his commentary. and also that yes, he doesn’t understand personal space and it makes me uncomfortable just watching him and joe side by side.
having said that, i was watching unleashed last night and he didn’t drive me as nutty in his younger days? hmmm
by iiiiits...tiiiiiime on Aug 27, 2010 1:41 PM EDT reply actions
Goldberg has at least
one line per PPV that will piss most everyone off. That being said, he’s about 100x better than anything Strikeforce has ever offered.
Hadoken!!
YES
You know what amazes me about every Strikeforce broadcast I’ve ever seen? Ranallo commentated Pride. How can you have experience like that, and be such a horrible commentator and come off like such an idiot? Though, to be completely honest, the only commentator I can remember from Pride was Bas lol.
"We don't need no water, let the Badr Hari burn!" - Michael Schiavello
www.galsguidetomma.com
Twitter - @satarma42
by Jackie Maden on Aug 28, 2010 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions
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