Pantydropper of the Week: John McCarthy

by Beth on Jul 30, 2010 11:43 AM EDT in Pantydropper of the Week

Beth's View

Doability - John seems like the kind of guy who is super brooding and who has something in him that could snap at any moment, wreaking havoc to all those around him. For some scary reason this turns me on.
Perceived Skills - able to get children to behave with a stern glance, macrame, able to get a great crease when ironing pants
Pet Name - Big Guy
Imagined Dream Date - Big John tells me that he's a traditional kind of guy so he takes me to dinner and a movie. Dinner is delicious! We stuff our bellies full of steak. Things are good. John tells me that we're going to see Saving Private Ryan. Um, okay the movie is a little old but it's a good one. I'm game. We get to the theater and I'm a little hesitant. This place sure does look seedy. Why are there so many dudes here? The movie starts and lo and behold, John has taken me to see Saving Ryan's Privates. Sweet Lord. My traditional kind of guy has taken me to a porno. I try to get all insulted but I'm too full to leave in a huff. And if I'm being honest, I'll try anything a few times.
Long Term Relationship Potential - The same brooding that turns me on initially begins to wear on me after a couple of weeks. Thanks for the good times, John, but I gotta fly.
Panty Dropper Rating - 4 - Worth the Wax

Donna's View

Doability - Well above average. I don't know if it's the authority position or the big beefiness, but I'm definitely intrigued.
Perceived skills - mediation, grilling steaks, crossword puzzles.
Pet Name - Meat
Imagined Dream Date - John takes me to Ultimate Training Academy for some BJJ fun. We're having a great time, but unfortunately I forgot to eat my Wheaties that morning and I end up hurting my back. Luckily, Big John is a magician with the Tiger Balm.
Long Term Relationship Potential - It starts out just fine. Being with Big John is like wearing a comfortable pair of pajamas. Unfortunately, after 6 months of hearing John says "Let's get it on!" every single time it's business time, I have to drop him like a hot potato.
Panty Dropper Rating - 3 1/2 - Higher than "Eh, Why not?" but not quite "Worth the Wax"

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The man who inspired the 5 rating

doesn’t get a 5?

by freesia39 on Jul 30, 2010 12:35 PM EDT reply actions

We're fickle bitches. Aren't we? :)

Gals Guide to MMA

by Beth on Jul 30, 2010 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions

Haha

Donna doesn’t even like him enough to spare him from a night of jungle warfare!

Even a broken clock is right two times a day.

by Chris Toffer on Jul 30, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions

your tryst won't happen in nevada. he can't get licensed there. however there are 49 other states.

I'm all about covering the spread and moneylines. Glory favors the bold. Chance favors the prepared mind. Luck, well i have that too. University of Utah goes to the Pac-12 conference in 2011. I expect them to compete immediately for the conference CG. I still will always follow the Mountain West Conference. Brock Lesnar will defeat Cain Velasquez and face the winner of Junior Dos Santos vs Roy Nelson where he will defeat JDS and stake his claim as pound for pound champion. Womens MMA, the next big thing in sports. 5 weeks till the first game of college football. UTAH vs Pitt. September 2nd 2010.

by wolfmanshowlforever on Jul 31, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions

It makes no sense

but at the same time it does. He kind of headed to the back of the line when he exited into retirement then came back. Is that fair? Yes… is it best? no. We need the best refs- he’s one of them

Even a broken clock is right two times a day.

by Chris Toffer on Jul 31, 2010 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions