What Your Favorite Fighter Says About You

Georges St. Pierre - A woman who loves GSP has dated more gay men than she has straight men.  She's the friend who has you come out to meet the fabulous hot new guy that she's dating.  You spend the whole night wondering how she doesn't seem to notice that he's checking out every other dude in the bar and you agonize the whole week about whether you should tell her that you're pretty sure you saw him grab some guys junk on the way to the bathroom.  Now by no means are we calling GSP gay.  However, we feel we are qualified to say that any man who spends as much time looking good as GSP does has about an 80% chance of preferring dudes.  Those are odds that we're not willing to take.

Forrest Griffin - You're a gal who knows how to have fun.  Save the grand romantic gestures for some other poor sap.  You're at home throwing back beers and hanging with your buds.  We expect no girly squeamishness from you.  You laugh at a well-timed fart as much as any dude, especially if it's your own.  You'd rather be with a man that you have to drag, kicking and screaming, to the shower than be with one that you'd have to fight for counter space with all his manscaping tools.  You know the difference between a flat head and a phillips head screwdriver and are more than able to change the tire on your car.

Nick Diaz - You've been arrested at least two times.  Once for public intoxication which may have involved you running naked down the street and once for assault which was really just one big misunderstanding.  You're a gal who flaunts convention and rules.  No white shoes after Labor Day?  You scoff at such things.  Your parents have said on more than one occasion, "You were so sweet when you were a little girl.  What happened?"  Your nickname is "Drama Queen" however, no one would dare say this to your face.

Next up: Michael Bisping, Randy Couture and Jason "Mayhem" Miller