What Your Favorite Fighter Says About You Part 2

Michael Bisping - You are most likely British.  If you are the rare American Michael Bisping fan, you don't stand to peer pressure.  You're more than happy to say, "Screw You, I don't care what the rest of America thinks."  You have spent at least two hours researching the process of getting a work visa in England and were more than a little depressed when you found out how ridiculously difficult it is.  

Randy Couture - You are as All-American as they come.  Your most coveted possession is your Great-Great-Great-Grandmother's Apple Pie recipe.  You think that The 4th of July is the greatest holiday ever and you're not embarrassed to admit that you cry during parades.  Your future goals include 2.5 kids, a dog and a white picket fence.  If you have not achieved these goals yet, you can often be found at the local bar with a sad look of desperation as you check out all the men and silently rate them as the future Mr. You.    

Jason "Mayhem" Miller -  You always date guys younger than you.  Unfortunately, the ones you're attracted to tend to have a part time job and a passion for skate boarding. For some reason, guys your own age just don't interest you.  They're so......boring.  You'll wait around all night hoping your boyfriend will call, but unfortunately he's with his boys getting kicked out of a strip club for feeling up the ladies.  You are always the life of the party, however, you often find yourself crying in the bathroom because you are so lonely and no one knows "the real you."  How sad!

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