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Pantydropper of the Week: Pat Barry

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Photo courtesy of Sherdog.

Birthdate: July 7, 1979
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 230 lbs

Beth’s View

Doability –  Pat Barry is perfectly built for a quick roll in the hay.
Perceived Skills 
filling out t-shirts, develops a deep dark tan very quickly, carpentry.
Imagined Dream Date What part of quick roll in the hay did you not understand?
Long Term Relationship Potential No way.  Pat is the kind of guy who's in your life for just a few, glorious weeks, and then you have that time to look back on when you're stuck at home with a husband and four bratty kids who suck all of the joy out of your daily existence.  Did I just say that out loud?
Panty Dropper Rating - 4 - Worth the wax.

 

Donna’s View

Doability – High.  His "Lifetime Movie of the Week" win over Antoni Hardonk made me feel all gushy.
Perceived Skills
 – always remembers to say thank you, bench pressing children, Tekken 6. 
Imagined Dream Date
 – We spend the day helping to build a Habitat for Humanity house for a super worthy family.  It's hot out, so Pat has to take his shirt off.  I spend the date watching a shirtless Pat Barry swing a hammer.  It is the best date of my life.

Long Term Relationship Potential -
Heck yeah!  His ability to lift heavy furniture with one arm makes him super helpful around the house. 
Panty Dropper Rating - 4 - Worth the Wax

 

Our Mom's View

Doability - How could you resist that cute little boy smirk?
Perceived Skills - lifting me up so I can reach my high kitchen shelves, can always defuse a tense situation with a well timed joke, full body massages.
Imagined Dream Date - He picks me up at twilight on his vintage Harley.  We ride to a deserted beach, where he spends the night building us a two-story sand castle.
Long Term Relationship Potential
- It works very well for a couple of years, until he gets too old for me and I need to find a younger man.
Panty Dropper Rating - 5 - Like Big John says, "Let's get it on!"

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LMAO!

Ohhh Horray! Mama pipes up! Nice job ladies!!

Great choice of picture too… seeing those muscles in his arms… yum… I just want to imagine laying down with him above me… with both of MY arms above my head, and he is using the strength of just one arm to pin my wrists down, and…
opps…
sorry….

by erinmcd on Apr 9, 2010 5:40 PM EDT reply actions  

plus he is sensitive. when he won that 50,000 bonus he cried. ohhhhhhhhhh!

I'm all about covering the spread and moneylines. I was building a house, I don't deserve this, deserves have nothing to do with it. Bang. "Unforgiven" I drink your milkshake. I drink it up! "There Will BE Blood"

by wolfmanshowlforever on Apr 9, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

very funny gals, very funny.....lmao.....

but what if he’s a fruit loop short of a box of cerial?? what if he decides he doesn’t like one of your feng shui plants in its current position He’ll just kick it and smash it into a million pieces, and imagine all of the hoovering you will have to do then…..lol

by freedomthrtyfve on Apr 9, 2010 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Feng what?

I kill plastic plants.

by Donna on Apr 9, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

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