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Pantydropper of the Week: Dan Hardy

Photo courtesy of Sherdog.

Photo courtesy of Sherdog.

 



Birthdate: May 17, 1982
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 170

 

Beth’s View

Doability –  Mmmmm, pasty British boy.  Me likely a lot.
Perceived Skills – 
riding the Maybelline chin slide (wait for it...), penis tricks, defensive driving.
Imagined Dream Date – We decide to go get tattoos together.  Fun!  I breeze through mine like a pro, but poor Dan has a hard time with his.  He puts on a brave face, but being so intuned with people's emotions, I realize the difficulties that he's facing.  I'm impressed that he doesn't cry like a baby, so we do it.  Holla!  
Long Term Relationship Potential – Bring it!  I have a not so secret desire to marry a Brit.  We'll spend 6 months of the year in America and 6 months in England.  We'll be fabulous and everyone will want to be our friend.  Plus, who doesn't love a good penis trick?
Panty Dropper Rating - 4 - Worth the vajazzle.

 

Donna’s View

Doability – Yummy yummy Englishman.  Plus, he has a super hot car.  
Perceived Skills – Call of Duty: Modern Warfare, can down a pint in 6 seconds flat, clean freak.
Imagined Dream Date –  We take a drive down the PCH in Dan's super cool car.  Some loser in a mustang tries to race, but we leave him in our dust.  We're filled with all sorts of adrenaline, so we pull off the road for some beach sex.  Woot!
Long Term Relationship Potential – Nope.  He lives in LA, and I really, really don't want to move back there.  Now, if he were willing to relocate to NY....
Panty Dropper Rating - 4
 - Worth the vajazzle.

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I’m more than a little disappointed that link didn’t have any actual photos of Ms. Hewitt’s vajazzled snootch.

The weather is here, I wish you were beautiful

by P-Dub on Mar 5, 2010 12:17 PM EST reply actions  

I'm very sorry.

We didn’t mean to tease!

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by Beth on Mar 5, 2010 12:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Even a stunt double snootch would have worked, just to satisfy my curiosity.

The weather is here, I wish you were beautiful

by P-Dub on Mar 5, 2010 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

explain vajazzle? i think i know but i did not know shame dog and now my gf uses that word

for past loser boyfriends. lol.

I'm all about covering the spread and moneylines. I was building a house, I don't deserve this, deserves have nothing to do with it. Bang. "Unforgiven" I drink your milkshake. I drink it up! "There Will BE Blood"

by wolfmanshowlforever on Mar 5, 2010 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm texting my girlfriend already. she uses the laser system down there.

i’m sure she would do this. not only do i learn mma here. i get beauty tips. i’ll even pay for this. thanx!

I'm all about covering the spread and moneylines. I was building a house, I don't deserve this, deserves have nothing to do with it. Bang. "Unforgiven" I drink your milkshake. I drink it up! "There Will BE Blood"

by wolfmanshowlforever on Mar 5, 2010 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Be sure to snap\post some pics

for P-Dub’s sake

Albino Mormon 4 Life

by Dakatak on Mar 5, 2010 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, this is for all of us, Bro. :)

The weather is here, I wish you were beautiful

by P-Dub on Mar 5, 2010 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

In the interet of not throwing up, I will not post pics.

However, just google it and you will see. But warning, you will have to sort through all kinds of nasty nasty crap to get to it. My eyes are forever burned by the image of an 80-year-old vagina. I will never be the same again.

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by Beth on Mar 5, 2010 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

oh my god.

I’m curious how it looks, but now, I might not want to google it…

by Anton Tabuena on Mar 6, 2010 12:22 AM EST up reply actions  

I can't even

just my brain won’t go there. Then again there’s now dye for your lady bits to make the look younger again, so I feel like I’ve heard of everything now.

by Bar Belle on Mar 6, 2010 12:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t think my brain could handle a girl who vagazzles

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by thisredengine on Mar 5, 2010 1:55 PM EST reply actions  

Are sworwarski (sp?) crystals worth anything? Cause maybe there is some Pawn shop value. But I’d probably just laugh a bunch.

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by thisredengine on Mar 5, 2010 2:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I bet there’s a huge demand for used celebrity vagazzles.

The weather is here, I wish you were beautiful

by P-Dub on Mar 5, 2010 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s what I’m thinking. But seriously if I ever saw a vajazzle I’d probably laugh a bunch and then tell her to leave. No way will I let my life get to that point.

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by thisredengine on Mar 5, 2010 2:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know about that.

Desperate men will do strange things sometimes. :) Don’t jinx yourself.

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by Beth on Mar 5, 2010 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

If only I was a desperate man.

Hi, I’m Matt Roth, I’m adopted like Superman. I’m not a desperate man.

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by thisredengine on Mar 5, 2010 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I did not mean to imply you were a desperate man.

Please excuse me Mr. Roth. I would never imply such ridiculous things. :)

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by Beth on Mar 5, 2010 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Fantastic

Are you gals posting picks for the fights tonight?

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by thisredengine on Mar 6, 2010 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Amazing

I read about vajazzling last week… I could not stop laughing. It seems like a form of torture. let me rip all your lady hair off and then jam little crystals into your skin while it’s still raw. Also 155$ or so for something that last only 5 days, you know a man came up with this shit.

by Bar Belle on Mar 6, 2010 12:13 PM EST reply actions  

No way in hell a dude came up with this. As I’ve stated it’s way too hilarious and guys wouldn’t be able to comprehend it.

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by thisredengine on Mar 6, 2010 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

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