Amir contemplates whether he is man enough to handle the twins. Yes, Amir. You are man enough. Photo courtesy of Sherdog.

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If you've spent more than 5 minutes reading our site, then you know how much we love Amir Sadollah.  Not just a "Hey, yeah, he's a great fighter" love.  No, it's more of a "Sweet Jesus, I love him so much.  Do you think he loves me too?" adoration that the Gals haven't possessed since the New Kids on the Block adorned every available space on our bedroom walls.  In case you're interested, Donna was a Jordan girl and I was Donnie super freak.

Now who can think of a better person to answer our 20 questions?  I surely can't.  Which is why we are super duper excited that he took time out from his busy (pantydropping) schedule to play our game. And by super duper excited I mean squeals, hugs, tears (Donna's, not mine), and general revelry.  What more can I say?  Actually, I can say quite a bit more.  However, I will spare you all my rambling and get down to business.

1. When you were 10 years old, what did you want to be when you grew up?

11. I did not aim high.

2. If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

hmmm... the ability to.... come up... with... snappy answers to.... interview questions.

3. What is the worst way you can think of to have to spend an evening?

Sitting in traffic. Or doing my taxes. Shit what if you were in traffic on the way to do your taxes? Game over, man.

4. Would you rather be the President of the United States or the lead singer of a rock band?

I will aim to do both. Vote Amir in 2012. Because he rocks.

5. Normally we ask if you’d be willing to beat up Donna’s archnemesis, CB Dollaway for us. But since you’ve already done that twice (holla!), tell us, were his tears extra salty?

I would first be interested to hear how that rivalry started.

6. I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that. What is that?

Do her taxes.

7. What is the first thing you check out when you meet a woman? Don’t say personality, it doesn’t count and it would be a lie.

I won't and it would be. Probably long arms. Not like freakishly long, but at least kind of long. My kid's gonna be a striker dang it.

8. What song is currently playing on your iPod?

Meh... Something cool.

9. Do you dig chicks with tattoos?

Sure. Also I like girls with eye patches. Weird, but I needed to get that out.

10. What is your favorite curse word?

I just learned a new one in Dutch. Kut. It's exactly what it sounds like.

11. The Ultimate Fighter house: Monotonous sausage fest or awesome male bonding time?

Definitely a dude ranch, but still fun.

12 What is your favorite movie?

Ghostbusters.

13. Do these jeans make my butt look big?

No, but the bedazzled initials on the butt looks like a balloon you wrote on before you blew it up.

14. What is the first thing you want to eat after cutting weight?

Usually, everything. At once. I continue to make the mistake of trying a pizza, steak, ice cream, and pasta smoothie. Maybe I'll get it right next time.

15. If you could only listen to one band/musician for the rest of your life, who would it be?

Man.... I thought I dodged this subject after the ipod question. Um... Tom Jones?

16. Will you be my boyfriend?

I'll have to ask my girlfriend. She'll probably be down. Or punch me in the mouth. Either way, I get a workout.

17. Do you ever get in touch with your feminine side? If so, how?

My lawyers have advised against any public discussion of that incident.

18. Who would you want to play you in a movie about your life?

Probably Joe Don Baker, from the 70's.

19. Does our complete adoration for you make you uncomfortable?

Nope, because I didn't read this until the end of the interview.

20. Before you take us to bed or lose us forever, what would you like to say to the gals who are fans of MMA?

I would say I appreciate you so much I'm not even going to make a sexist joke here. I think you know a sport has arrived when girls are fans too. :)