UFC Fight Night 21 Live Results

Yippee! The Gals are here, ready for some MMA and they have Mrs. Gals as a very special guest star.  Those of you who are new to our little site don't know that it is our very awesome mother who got us into MMA, so having her around for this is super exciting.  So, do the ladies rock this mother f'er?  Really, there is only one response, and that response is hell yeah!

Pearson vs. Siver

Great, Miragliotta is reffing.  Cause you know, he doesn't suck at all.  Does anyone care to take bets on how long it takes him to cave to crowd boo's and stand up fighters who are working on the ground?  Well, it looks like he won't be using this fight to show his craptastic skills, cause these boys are standing.  They have surprisingly similar physiques.  It's a little unnerving.  They're both trading punches pretty well but I have to say that Pearson's look just a little bit more painful.  My opinion could be clouded cause Siver is bleeding quite nicely.  However, I believe I am beyond such snap judgments.  I rule!

Siver looks like a smaller version of my cousin Jeffrey, who also looks like a smaller version of Brock Lesnar.  But, Siver doesn't really look like Brock Lesnar at all.  Weird.  My cousin Jeffrey is the missing link between Siver and Lesnar.  Well, back to the fight.  Siver has some kind of blood thing going on on his leg.  I can't stop looking at it.  Why all the blood on his leg?  How does this happen?  More of the same in round 2.  A bunch of punches, any one of which would have put me to sleep for a very long time.

More of the same in round 3.  Siver's corner has apparently mopped up some of the pool of blood from his right leg, so that's a relief.  Now I can focus on the fights.  Oh, look a butterfly.............sorry, lost myself again.  Donna and I are having a heated argument about Pearson's nickname.  I am of the belief that a nickname should contain no more than 2 words.  Donna disagrees.  I think Donna sucks.  Pearson wins by unanimous decision.  Good fight!

Quarry vs. Rivera

Team Quarry!  Ooo, Mario Yamasaki is reffing.  Where has he been lately?  I want the Rock Hammer!  Sorry folks, I'm feeling sightly ADD tonight.  It must be my excitement over The Ultimate Fighter.  I hope you can keep up with me.  There's no telling where I'm steering this ship.  So they're standing so far for the first round.  Lots of punching and kicks.  Quarry got knocked down and we got a little nervous but he's back up now.  He wouldn't dare let us down.  And as I type that he gets rocked again.  Well crap.  Oh sweet Jesus, it's not looking good.  Uh oh, it's about to be over.  Hang in for :30!  DO IT.  He did it.  Whew.  Does Rivera look gassed or is it just wishful thinking?  Gas!  Gas!  Gas!

Ouchy, Quarry's not looking quite as pretty as he did when he started this fight.  That's okay though, we're not superficial like that (we totally are).  Except he just got knocked down again and the fight's over.  Crapola!  Rivera wins via TKO in Round 2.

Nelson vs. Struve

We want the freakfest!  We want the freakfest!  We're both SO excited about this fight.  I certainly hope Donna's "Nelson is going to lay on top of Struve and ride out the victory" theory is incorrect.  If she's right, I'll be quite put out.  Oh Sweet Lord.  There is a power outage at Bojangles Colosseum.  This is not happening!  They better get their crap straightened now.  Why oh why is this happening during the fight that I'm most excited about?  Who did I piss off?  I'll make it better, I promise people.  Power's back on!  Woot!  Or maybe it's just the glow of anger coming off of Dana White's head.  What do we think folks?

Nelson looks like a midget.  I'm loving it already.  Nelson's not messing around.  He just knocked down Struve and the fight's over.  Wow, how incredibly anti-climatic.  And Nelson rubs the belly.  I may have to vomit now.  Nelson wins :39 into the first round by KO.

Gomi vs. Florian

Seriously, the picture they used of Gomi for the event poster must have been way old because Fight Night Gomi looks nothing like Poster Gomi.  Maybe they took the picture right after he went on a 3 week bender of chili cheese fries, Dunkin' Donuts, and deep fried Twinkies. 

Wow, the Pride fanboys must be sporting some major wood right now.  Right after I said that Joe Rogan said, "Feeling each other out."  Hee Hee.  Donna gives two big thumbs down to Florian's shorts.  I give two thumbs down to his excessive tweeting.  It shows an excess of ego that I find distasteful.  Goldberg just said, "Stiff jab."  Hee Hee.  I've obviously reverted to preteen humor now.  Oh yeah, they're standing and punching each other.  Florian is punching Gomi more.  He's kicking some too.  You know, standard fight type stuff.

Goldberg just said, "Kenny's in and out, Joe."  Genius!  I could make a living out of picking all of the potentially suggestive comments out of a UFC broadcast.  I could pretty much guarantee that I wouldn't make any money, but think of the fun!  So the second round was just like the first round, only a little more boring.

Wow, Florian's corner (I think it's his brother, Keith) is really starting to grate on my nerves.  It's not as bad as Matt Serra, but if I didn't have a belly full of M&M's I'd be pretty annoyed right now.  So Florian has mounted Gomi now.  He's tossing Gomi around like a rag doll and has just chocked him out.  Ah, peace and quiet from Florian's corner.  Happy feelings.  Florian wins via RNC in Round 3.

Woo Hoo, it's TUF time.  Team McKinney!