Pantydropper of the Week: Jason Chambers
Birthdate: March 23, 1980
Height: 6'
Weight: 170
Beth’s View
Doability – Seriously, just look at the picture. Those tingles that you're feeling in your nether regions? That's doability.
Perceived Skills – very soft skin, classical guitar, 3-on-3 basketball.
Imagined Dream Date – Jason, being the considerate dude that he is, agrees to pose for my latest human form art project. What he doesn't know is that I have no such project. I use the time to carefully absorb every inch of his fabulousness and store it away in my spank bank. When we're done he asks to see the finished project and I pretend to be the over sensitive artist who couldn't possibly show him what I think to be mediocre work.
Long Term Relationship Potential – I'm thinking that my sweet Jason may just be a bit too pretty for me. I'll keep him around for as long as possible, but eventually the come hither looks he gets from every skanky whore woman on the street turns me into a raving lunatic. In case you're wondering, he's absolutely devastated when I end it.
Panty Dropper Rating - 5 - Like Big John says, "Let's get it on!"
Donna’s View
Doability – If you were to look up doability in the dictionary, there is no definition, just a picture of Jason Chambers.
Perceived Skills – surfing, foot massages, running backwards.
Imagined Dream Date – We go for Indian food. We eat with our hands and the spicy curry goes right to our nerve endings. The important ones. Bow chica bow wow.
Long Term Relationship Potential - Nope. He's way, way too pretty to not give a lady a complex. He could be walking with Giselle and someone would say, "Who's the pig with the Jason Chambers?"
Panty Dropper Rating - 5 - Like Big John says, "Let's get it on!"
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Holy Mother of God
ahem sorry let me just wipe up my drool. Or, you know, lick down past those cut lines.
That’s the first time I’ve heard curry to have aphrodisiac qualities. In my experience, sex and capsaicin absolutely DO NOT mix.
Also, that boy is a little too pretty.
My motto,
As I live and learn,
is:
Dig and Be Dug
In Return.
-Langston Hughes (no relation to Matt)













