Scenario: Hey look! It's a cute little leprechaun! Holy shit! The leprechaun is terrorizing some chick named Tory!
What Would Amir Do? Amir quickly dispatches the leprechaun with a flurry of elbows and knees, and then shows Tory where the real pot of gold is. In his pants.
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