Pantydropper of the Week: Andrei Arlovski
Birthdate: February 4, 1979
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 245
Beth’s View
Doability – Yummy, yummy. I mean really, he's ridiculously good looking. The only way his doability would rise in my mind would be if he shaved the beard. No really, Andrei. Shave the beard already.
Perceived Skills – Opening beer bottles with his teeth, small engine repair, ice hockey
Imagined Dream Date – Andrei and I decide to go for a hike in the woods. He's very rustic. Anyway, we're walking along the trail when all of a sudden a huge bear appears and starts charging at us. Andrei quickly pushes me to safety and charges right back at the bear. Using some fancy maneuvers (I was really quite impressed) he quickly kills the bear. He fashions a bear skin rug from the carcass to make it more comfortable while we do it in the woods. Sweet!
Long Term Relationship Potential – It would be so wonderful, if you'd just SHAVE THE BEARD!
Panty Dropper Rating - 5 - Like Big John says, "Let's get it on!"
Donna’s View
Doability – I'd be all over him like white on rice. He's just so very, very handsome and mysterious looking. He could be completely lovable or a crazy serial killer. How exciting!
Perceived Skills – staring attack dogs down, driving in snow, Boggle.
Imagined Dream Date – two words: Vodka Orgy.
Long Term Relationship Potential – Please don't ever leave me.
Panty Dropper Rating - 5 - Like Big John says, "Let's get it on!"
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Though not usually a fan of a hirsute man, I do love me some Andre. Woohoo!
by lizzielovesfighting on Feb 19, 2010 11:19 AM EST reply actions
Greatest MMA quote EV-AH
I don’t want to talk, but how taste my pee pee?
The weather is here, I wish you were beautiful
I think Andrei Arlovski was the fighter who turned my roommate on to MMA. Yes he half-paid attention when I watched TUF 7, and he tolerated the fights being on, but nothing quite drew his eyes like Andrei’s rippling body and Spartan visage (beard and all). To this day, even the mention of Arlovski will send him on a 30 second day dream. When you finally shake him out of it he sighs “Oh Andrei…”.
My motto,
As I live and learn,
is:
Dig and Be Dug
In Return.
-Langston Hughes (no relation to Matt)
I think he’s too pretty, but, according to Mr. Darla, I go for the ugly ones.
Can Serra be a Pantydropper? I’ll even write it..
maybe by force!
Even a broken clock is right two times a day.
by Chris Toffer on Feb 21, 2010 7:59 PM EST up reply actions
hmmmmmmmmm
We might be able to put him on the list, but he’d be pretty far down. Of course I love the guy cause he’s from Long Island, like us. Surprised when I saw him yesterday how short he is. He’s a big dude, but he must only be 5’6".
It’s all good.
Yeah..he’s shorter than me, which makes me laugh since I usually don’t even go for guys that short…but I find him delicious. I’m from Boston, so this makes me a pariah..
I heard...
they just tattoo “Pariah” somewhere on you in your sleep now.
Even a broken clock is right two times a day.
by Chris Toffer on Feb 22, 2010 9:23 PM EST up reply actions

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