Scenario: Oh no!  Global Warming is melting the ice, and the poor polar bears can’t get to the seals!

What Would Forrest Do? Forrest’s magical chest hair strikes again!  Forrest rips out some of his glorious chest mane and sprinkles it on the melted ice, creating an ice bridge!  The polar bears take their new hair highway to the sea, and gorge themselves on delicious seals.