What Would Forrest Do?

I picture Forrest running out of the cage.

That’s where Forrest is going to go for vacation. He will train with the Monks and learn the ways of the Matrix where he can finally comeback and avenge the humiliating loss to Anderson Silva. Then, he will take to the streets of New York to find the wonder twins and win back their love after getting destroyed by Anderson yet again. While there he will single handedly turn the Knicks into a championship contender. Once he’s done there he will go back in time, with the help of his magic chest hair, and will the Jets to victory over the Colts. Then, as a final parting gift to the MMA Gals, he will give them infinite ideas for what would Forrest do.

on yourself!

If he knew this segment was coming to an end?

He would tell the media “That is a horrible fight for me. I have trained with his brother a little bit, so he already has the ‘inside scoop’ on me, he’s a southpaw, has got a good chin, and has good power. Plus he is pretty solid on the ground. The only place I would have an advantage would be wrestling… and my wrestling is not that good. So yeah, that’s a tough match up for me. I’d do it, if that’s what they wanted, but being straight up, there are other guys I’d rather fight.”