Pantydropper of the Week: Luke Rockhold
Birthdate: ???
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 185
Beth’s View
Doability – With his brown hair and blue eyes, he could have a gaping chest wound, missing teeth, and a back hump and I'd still be good to go.
Perceived Skills – When he opens the window in the morning, birds and woodland creatures run up to help him greet the day.
Imagined Dream Date – We go to dinner, where I spend the whole time in my head saying, "Why did he ask me out? This guy is way too hot to have asked me out." After blowing the date, I go home and get rip roaring drunk, and proceed to spend the evening texting him inappropriate messages.
Long Term Relationship Potential – None. I absolutely blew the first date, and he never calls me back.
Panty Dropper Rating – 5 - Like Big John says, "Let's get it on!"
Donna’s View
Doability – Very high. If you were to ask me to describe my perfect man, he'd be 6'3" with brown hair, and blue eyes, just like my darling Luke.
Perceived Skills – air hockey, woodworking, 3 point shots.
Imagined Dream Date – We go to Dave and Busters, where Luke and I have Buffalo wings, neon colored alcoholic beverages and a very heated Skee ball shoot off.
Long Term Relationship Potential – It would last for a little while, but I get sick of the fact that he's too young to catch my Weird Science and This is Spinal Tap references, and I just hate feeling old.
Panty Dropper Rating –5 - Like Big John says, "Let's get it on!"
Photo courtesy of Sherdog.
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We’ve got Armadillos in our trousers. It’s really quite frightening.
"I will do nothing lightly. When I walk, I will walk heavily. When I fight, I will fight with conviction. When I speak, I will speak strongly. When I love, I will love with everything"
LMAO!
My favorite part of Spinal Tap was when the “Stonehenge” statue things came down and the ensuing hilarity. I thought I was going to die laughing.
"I will do nothing lightly. When I walk, I will walk heavily. When I fight, I will fight with conviction. When I speak, I will speak strongly. When I love, I will love with everything"
the last name is funny, rockhold. where do you find these gents?
i'm all about covering the spread and moneylines. i was building a house, i don't deserve this, deserves have nothing to do with it. bang. "unforgiven"
by wolfmanshowlforever on Jan 22, 2010 12:43 PM EST reply actions
Thats hot
"I will do nothing lightly. When I walk, I will walk heavily. When I fight, I will fight with conviction. When I speak, I will speak strongly. When I love, I will love with everything"
We're just that good.
Well, wolfmanshowlhowever, (can I call you Wolfie?) we scour the MMA news sites to bring the ladies the latest in quality fighter pantydroppers. Also, he was on the NY media tour with Herschel Walker.
We Actually Have a Secret Society
During meetings we discuss fighters who are really, really, ridiculously good-looking and determine ways to piss off the “real” female MMA fans who are completely able to ignore the fact that these guys have penises. Cause you know “real” female MMA fans wouldn’t notice these things. Their lack of vaginas denies them boy/girl feelings.
Gals Guide to MMA
Proud member!
Good lord, if that has to be a secret society, I feel sorry for all those frigid bitches. And the men in their lives!! There is NO way any woman can watch a weigh-in without feeling something ‘down there’.
MMA is an amazing sport (that is thankfully now much easier to find now on major media outlets) AND it includes limitless amounts of beefcake. I love my other sports too, but face it, they all wear TOO MUCH CLOTHING!
What more could a gal hope for?
by AZ Sports Maven on Jan 22, 2010 1:10 PM EST up reply actions
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"I will do nothing lightly. When I walk, I will walk heavily. When I fight, I will fight with conviction. When I speak, I will speak strongly. When I love, I will love with everything"
by dedstrk316 on Jan 22, 2010 2:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
YEAH!
"I will do nothing lightly. When I walk, I will walk heavily. When I fight, I will fight with conviction. When I speak, I will speak strongly. When I love, I will love with everything"
i guess we won't be seeing any tank abbott discussion's. even in his early days?
he was a pit fighter. lol.
i'm all about covering the spread and moneylines. i was building a house, i don't deserve this, deserves have nothing to do with it. bang. "unforgiven"
by wolfmanshowlforever on Jan 22, 2010 4:43 PM EST up reply actions
Tasty
My, my, my. Luck you for being in NY for that media tour!! Did you happen to notice this tasty specimen also has a great last name for porn? If he decides to give that a run, I’d sign up to be his fluffer!
by AZ Sports Maven on Jan 22, 2010 1:12 PM EST reply actions
and yes you can call me the wolfie. i actually have the best tattoo of a wolf on my back
it covers the space of a small plate. it’s got green ey’s too. every girlfriend i have had has taken pictures of it. guess it’s there trophy. you can do better than fluffer. that is the worst job in porn. not much money and no screen time. you learn these things at the avn show in las vegas. it’s every early part of january at the venetian/palazzo.
i'm all about covering the spread and moneylines. i was building a house, i don't deserve this, deserves have nothing to do with it. bang. "unforgiven"
by wolfmanshowlforever on Jan 22, 2010 4:48 PM EST up reply actions
More!?!?
OMG, found him on FB. He also surfs!! sigh
by AZ Sports Maven on Jan 22, 2010 1:16 PM EST reply actions
On a side note for future PDOTW or Eye Candy
I suggest, in a purely heterosexual way ;-) Tim Kennedy:
This site
Puts me in such a good mood.
"I will do nothing lightly. When I walk, I will walk heavily. When I fight, I will fight with conviction. When I speak, I will speak strongly. When I love, I will love with everything"
Beth...
You are my hero for the comment about wondering why such a hot guy would date me and then you’ve ruined the date and text message him all night.
It’s such a self deprecating humourous note that lessens my embarassement of having done that before :)
Also I must have a Luke fetish, Luke Schenn, Luke Rockhold, Luke Wilson… mmm
Boy, don’t be so mad. Boy, you know I didn’t mean to delete RoboCop from the DVR I just got so scared when I saw his real face. Boy, you know you’re my robo-babe. Seriously, you guys! This dude is fiiiine! Sweet baby jeebus! Ooof I would climb up on the side of the cage Thomas “Wild Man” Denny-style and fist pump and sing Akon songs to this guy. I would change all of the gender specific pronouns and just sing those. I’M TRYIN TO FIND THE WORDS TO DESCRIBE THIS GUY WITHOUT BEIN DISRESPECTFUULLL!
by herb dean's scrunchie on Jan 26, 2010 3:12 AM EST reply actions

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