What Would Forrest Do?
by Beth on Jan 21, 2010 11:17 AM EST
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Scenario: The peaceful Na'vi of Pandora face extinction as the brutal sky people attempt to plunder the planet of its precious resources.
What Would Forrest Do? Forrest infiltrates the Na'vi in a brutal plan to gain their trust and then help the sky people in their attempts to control the planet. After Forrest mates with a beautiful Na'vi, he goes back to the sky people helps them in their quest. Forrest prefers alien chicks with three boobs.
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So, the question of the day...
Is that if “Forrest prefers alien chicks with three boobs”, does that disqualify any of the ladies of GG2MMA? Or are you further along in the running? Inquring minds want to know. ;-)
gooood answer
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Even a broken clock is right two times a day.
by Chris Toffer on Jan 22, 2010 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
Ouch, I was thinking the same thing
I’ll work on some more. If they are still crappy we’ll come up with something new for everyone.
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WWFD about if he ran in to Anderson Silva on the street accosting the two of you. Wait, wait, never mind. I already know the answer to that one. He’d get KTFO’d. But, while Silva’s back is turned ko’ing Forrest you two could kick him straight in the gumdrops. Problem is it wouldn’t have any effect on Anderson and he would unzip his outer skin to unveil that he’s truly an alien with some bio mechanical limbs and laser eyes. Then it happens. I come bopping along with a small Japanese submission artist and he flying heel hooks Silva into oblivion.
"I will do nothing lightly. When I walk, I will walk heavily. When I fight, I will fight with conviction. When I speak, I will speak strongly. When I love, I will love with everything"
Spank you
Spank you very much.
"I will do nothing lightly. When I walk, I will walk heavily. When I fight, I will fight with conviction. When I speak, I will speak strongly. When I love, I will love with everything"
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