20 Questions with Seth Petruzelli
by Donna on Jan 15, 2010 3:55 PM EST
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Seth Petruzelli is probably best know for showing Kimbo Slice what MMA is truly about with an 11 second TKO back in 2008. He also did a spin in 2005 on The Ultimate Fighter Season 2, where he was taken out in the semi-finals by Brad Imes. Next up for Seth is a fight against MMA legend Ken Shamrock, who he'll fight on March 6th in Cancun. Seth took a moment away from his training to answer our silly little questions. Seth Petruzelli is not an asshole, he just plays one in this interview. Let the madness begin.
1. When you were 10 years old, what did you want to be when you grew up?
A ninja assassin, no joke
2. What was your first job?
A person of my family’s status never had to "work". But I did have a job with my family’s construction business for a year once
3. What is your favorite curse word?
I say fuck a lot, but I also like anal so anal fuck put together...anal really isn’t a curse unless used in this context
4. What’s the worst way you can think of to have to spend an evening?
Answering 20 questions online for an interview ;) Joking, love u guys!
5. Which would you rather be: the lead singer of a rock band or President of the United States?
Rock band for sure, only if I can have a huge drug overdose and die young!
6. I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that. What is that?
Nothing, I'm into it all ; swinging, girl girl, boy boy, tranny......
7. Beth and Donna graduated from UCF. Orlando, tacky tourist trap or metropolitan city of tomorrow?
City of tomorrow, I hope tomorrow comes soon!!!!!
8. What’s your favorite tv show?
Family Guy!!!
9. What actor would you want to play you in the movie about your life?
Well, one of my fav actors is De Niro, but he'd need to get in shape for the role
10. Do you ever get in touch with your feminine side? If so, how?
Uhhhhh, if you know me whatsoever I dont need to answer this question. Just google me!
(Gals note: if you don't know what he's talking about look here and here, oh and here too, and you might as well look here as well.)
11. What is your favorite movie?
tough question.....bloodsport
12. If you could only listen to one musician/band for the rest of your life, who would it be?
This is easy, Pink Floyd for sure.
13. If we were to press play on your iPod, what song would be playing?
Right now....Muse. I just found them, I must have been living under a rock cause they are bad ass and I workout to their stuff
14. If you had two weeks off, how would you spend it?
Visiting an active volcano, and tempting fate by having butt sex on top of it
15. If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
Whatever wolverines power is, I want. Plus to fly
16. Will you be my boyfriend?
Just don't tell my wife...
17. Is your wife jealous of our relationship?
No, cause she doesn't know, but if she does find out she will cut my balls off. But the jokes on her cause I've wanted a sex change for a while now
18. Donna's archnemesis is CB Dollaway. Would you be willing to beat him up for
My buddy Tom already did that, plus he is the best at fingering girls in clubs
(Gals Note - Okay, seriously ladies? Any woman that would let that jackass stick his fingers in her vagina has SERIOUS self esteem and daddy issues)
19. Do these jeans make my butt look big?
Yes, change now. No fat chick is going to be seen with the likes of me in public
20. Before you take us to bed or lose us forever, what would you like to say to the gals who are fans of MMA?
In all seriousness, don't ever stop being ring rats....it's because of you that fighters can escape our torchered monogamous lives and have the feeling that we can bang sluts that like us just cause we r famous!
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Ugh
I dislike this guy so much. He’s from Cape Coral which is like 45 minutes from where I live. I did like it when he beat Kimbo though but if I had it to do over I kind of wish Kimbo would have won. It was one of those lose lose situations.
"I will do nothing lightly. When I walk, I will walk heavily. When I fight, I will fight with conviction. When I speak, I will speak strongly. When I love, I will love with everything"
I'll answer your questions too
1. I never really had any ambition to work but I guess I wanted to be an architect and I ended up being an engineer. Then I got laid off. Stupid economy. Oh, I really wanted to be a chef but now I realize that’s a hard job. I love to cook so I just do it in my spare time for folks I know. Oh, later on in life I wanted to be a professional pool player.
2. Worked at a blueprint shop.
3. I cuss like a sailor but I wish I could stop so none of them and all of them.
4. Being lit on fire.
5. Rock Band. Especially since I just started playing the guitar.
6. Lots of things. I have a ridiculous set of morals.
7. Tourist trap for sure. Fun to visit for a couple of days but I’d never want to live there.
8. The Office.
9. Easy. Steve Carrell. He’s funny as all get out and kind of crazy. Like me!
10. I guess. I’m a sensitive dude.
11. Easy. BOONDOCK SAINTS!
12. My buddy Cougar. He’s the most amazing guitarist I’ve ever heard. That includes Jimi and Stevie and all them.
13. Jimi Hendrix
14. Visiting my daughter.
15. I’d want mind powers like Jennifer Gray or Professor X.
16. Duh!
17. I don’t have a wife.
18. I already Nancy Kerriganed his ass!
19. No. You’re butt makes the jeans look small.
20. Thank God that there are women who like MMA. It makes life so much better!
Haha. That was fun. Yes I’m bored.
"I will do nothing lightly. When I walk, I will walk heavily. When I fight, I will fight with conviction. When I speak, I will speak strongly. When I love, I will love with everything"
YW
I love this site and you guys. I wake up in the morning, take a shower, and check out Bloody Elbow and this site before I head off to work.
"I will do nothing lightly. When I walk, I will walk heavily. When I fight, I will fight with conviction. When I speak, I will speak strongly. When I love, I will love with everything"
It's cool that he took time to answer the questions...
but as GSP would say… I’m not impressed with his performance.
I guess I have a hard time relating to a guy whose big aspriation is to have anal sex on a volcano. shrugs
Albino Mormon 4 Life
seriously
I have anal sex on a volcano at least bi-monthly. He should really raise his bar higher
Even a broken clock is right two times a day.
by Chris Toffer on Jan 15, 2010 6:29 PM EST up reply actions
I guess
I can appreciate the joking relaxed nature of a comment section like this, but his responses just came off as really creepy and more than a little offensive.
It really is a great feature though and I think lots of the younger/newer fighters wouldn’t mind answering, if only to attempt to draw in some fans.
Really looking forward to the next interview and seeing who it’s with.
He's actually a really great guy.
He came off as such an ass, but that was completely planned. Even knowing he was joking, the answer to question 20 sits a little heavy on the chest!
word
Someone’s gotta play the heel. And he’s married, so pissin off the ladies isn’t such a travesty to his life I’d imagine.
Even a broken clock is right two times a day.
by Chris Toffer on Jan 16, 2010 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
anybody who likes pink floyd or led zeppelin is cool imo.
“come over here boy have a cigar you going to go far. you going to fly high, your never going to die ya gonna make it if you try. if you know the name of the game boy, we call it riding the gravy train”. frank mir is my gravy train in mma betting. great song by pink floyd and if i owe mr. roger waters 1 dollar i’ll pay up. the lyrics might be a little off though. lol.
i'm all about covering the spread and moneylines. i was building a house, i don't deserve this, deserves have nothing to do with it. bang. "unforgiven"
by wolfmanshowlforever on Jan 16, 2010 5:03 PM EST reply actions
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