So pretty, yet so ridiculous.

We were unable to watch the XFC 9 event last night, as our cable provider blows so we had to go to MMAJunkie to find out what happened. The biggest name on the fight card would have to be War "Jon Koppenhaver" Machine, who appeared in TUF 6 but blew his chances with the UFC by basically being a verbal diarrhea having dumbass. The results of the fights are listed below.

-War Machine def. Mikey Gomez via TKO (strikes) - Round 3, 0:19
-Pablo Alfonso def. Jason Goodall via sub. (triangle choke) - Round 4, 2:40
-Bruce Connors def. Tim Snyder via TKO (strikes) - Round 1, 2:00
-Julien Williams def. Jeremy Thurlow via sub. (guillotine) - Round 3, 0:51
-Nate Jolly def. Frank Santore via unanimous decision
-Chris Barnett def. Daniel Perez via TKO (strikes) - Round 2, 0:47
-Gerardo Julio Gallegos def. Hayder Hassan via TKO (strikes) - Round 1, 0:57
-Rey Trujillo def. Shah Bobonis via split decision
-Sean Bartlett def. Jesse Benton via sub. (rear naked choke) - Round 1, 4:01