Panty Dropper of the Week: Matt Brown
"Raise your hand if you are a badass."
Birthday: January 10, 1981
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 170 lbs.
Beth's View
Doability – Pretty high. There's the whole fear that he may rage at any moment and while that should scare me, I find myself dangerously intrigued.
Perceived Skills – excellent wing man, oil changes, popping dislocated shoulders back in place.
Imagined Dream Date – While at a drive-in movie violence erupts. I watch as his crew, the greasers, rumble with the socs. After the rumble is over he throws me over his shoulder and carries me off to do dirty things.
Long Term Relationship Potential – Low. I can't have my sister drooling all over my man. I have to step aside for Donna on this one.
Panty Dropper Rating – 4 – Worth the Wax.
Donna's View
Doability – Yowza! Matt Brown oozes sex appeal out of his entire body. What does that smell like, you ask? Bacon and chocolate.
Perceived Skills – rebuilding cars, setting things on fire with his smoldering eyes, avenging your honor.
Imagined Dream Date – Matt Brown doesn’t date. If he sees you and likes you, he snaps his fingers and you are his woman.
Long Term Relationship Potential – Matt Brown doesn't have time for defining relationships. But once he makes you his lady, his lady you'll stay.
Panty Dropper Rating – 5 – Like Big John says, "Let’s get it on!"
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