New Strikeforce Fight Announced

In a stunning turn of events, Strikeforce has announced their next all-star matchup. It will be the Statue of Liberty vs. The Eiffel Tower. Strikeforce is quick to announce that this is not a stunt or a gimmick. "Lady Liberty is the most famous french expatriate, and the Eiffel Tower is ready to prove that he is the best thing to come out of France. We are producing the fights that fans want to see," said Mr. PR Guy. The Eiffel Tower said, via his Twitter, "That big green bitch doesn't have anything on me. I may have no arms, but I'm a 1,063 foot phallic shaped monument and if that ain't enough to win, then I don't know what is." Not to be outdone, K-1 will be staging an event the same night. On the fight card will be a Panda vs. Bigfoot and Santa Claus vs. the Easter Bunny.