It's time for a (hopefully) regular feature here on Gals Guide to MMA we call 20 Questions. We're going to ask fighters the kinds of questions ladies want the answers to, and we hope you enjoy it. Are you dying to know how his training has been going? You won’t find that here. Are you curious about whom he wants his next opponent to be? You’ll have to go somewhere else for that. Now, if you want to know whether or not Eliot is man enough to cry, read on my friends. If you want to know what superpower Eliot would want to have, you’ve found the right place. Much love and props to Eliot Marshall for taking the time to answer our questions. (He's our first, tee hee).

1. When you were 10 years old, what did you want to be when you grew up?
When I was a kid I wanted to be a karate teacher.

2. If we were to press play on your iPod, what song would be playing?
Unfortunately 'Amazing' by Kanye West is playing.

3. What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck.

4. When you're cutting weight, what is the first thing you want to eat after the weigh-in?
I really want my half pedialite half water and oranges.

5. I would do anything for love, but I won't do that. What is that?
Under the right circumstances I would do anything.

6. What is your favorite movie?
Braveheart.

7. What is the worst way you could think of to have to spend an evening?
In the Ultimate Fighter house.

8. Would you rather be President of the United States or the lead singer of a band?
President.

9. We know you have a degree in Math, so here's an important question. Boardwalk: a waste of monopoly money or a wise investment?
Wise investment, somebody is bound to land on it.

10. If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
Teleportation.

11. Do you ever get in touch with your feminine side? If so, how?
Sometimes in the middle of training camp after a really hard day of
training I will cry for no reason.

12. What actor would you want to play you in the movie about your life?
Rampage.

13. What would the title of that movie be?
It's All About E.

14. Do you dig chicks with tattoos?
I don't discriminate.

15. Will you be my boyfriend?
Ya, sorry I'm already taken.

16. Is your wife jealous of our relationship?
She isn't the jealous type.

17. If you could only listen to one band/singer for the rest of your life, who would it be?
Jay-z.

18. Who would win in a fight between Jean-Claude van Damme and Steven Segal?
Simultaneous KO, they're both pussies.

19. Donna's archnemesis is CB Dollaway. Would you be willing to beat him up for us?
He is a middleweight, sorry.

20. Before you take us to bed or lose us forever, what would you like to say to the gals who are fans of MMA?
Thanks for the support and keep on bringing your men to fights.