UFC 103: Random Thoughts and Ramblings

McFedries vs Drwal: The Matrix must have a glitch in the program as the first 5 seconds keeps repeating over and over again. Tons of grappling ends with a rear naked choke by Drwal. Cannot understand a word Drwal is saying.
Miller vs Escudero: Can't imagine that Escudero will be at 100% after the weight loss debacle. If MMA was judged based on bobbing and weaving, Efrain would have round 1. But Efrain gets Miller with a nice shot on the chin, and he wins the fight anyway.
Miller vs. Lopez: Miller controls controls the first round, though Lopez goes a great job of making it through the guillotine. Lopez definitely has future Pantydropper of the Week potential. Round 2: Lopez dislocates his shoulder and the fight is over, and the Gals are gagging.
Griffin vs. Franca: I like Tyson Griffin cause he looks like Taylor Lautner, but he's legal and therefore it's not wrong. Worst hair of the century goes to Franca. No...just no. Griffin walks in to Eye of the Tiger. His awesomeness is rising exponentially. Beth says if she was a fighter, her entrance song would be Peace Train. Griffin is in the ring. His cup runneth over. : ) First Round: Griffin is controlling the pace with nice punches and kicks. zzzzz....sorry, I fell asleep for a second. Second Round: Hermes is showing absolutely no technique. And Tyson takes pity on us and takes Hermes out.
Koscheck vs. Trigg: Would love to see Trigg win this, but I don't think that's going to happen. Sigh. Round 1: Trigg is looking good. Trigg is knocked out. Trigg is no longer looking good.
Kampmann vs. Daley: Our friend Buck says hello. Our other friend Jeff say's Kampmann is as white as the driven snow. Becca notices that Kampmann doesn't seem to have a belly button. Curious. We'll have to investigate. Round 1: Daley is looking good. Some really hard hits. And just like that it's over. Daley wins by TKO.
Cro Cop vs. Dos Santos: What's with the Rocky entrance music tonight? Cro Cops corner has an average age of 82. Round 1: Cro Cop shows us one of those fun little kicks we love so much. Dos Santos is being really agressive and looking good. I give the first round to Dos Santos. Round 2: Ouchy. Kick to the nuts. Dos Santos doesn't look happy. Round to Dos Santos? Round 3: Cro Cop is going to really pull out something special to win this thing. It's looking like this thing isn't going to decision. Cro Cop can't see due to blood in his eyes and the fight is over.
Franklin vs Belfort: Wow, we'd love to see Franklin take the win here, but I have a feeling Belfort's going to walk off with this one. However, the Gals guarantee that Franklin will be the first two time Pantydropper of the Week. Round 1: A whole lotta nothing, until Belfort takes him out. Blink and you missed it.
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