What Would Forrest Do?

Scenario - How would Forrest fix the health care problem?

What Would Forrest Do? - After calling forth a summit with the world's greatest minds, a 500 page document is generated that neither addresses nor fixes the true problem. Forrest says, "Screw This." He rips out his magical chest hair and sprinkles it over the world. All ill people are instantly healed and disease and pestulance are eradicated. Problem solved.