UFC Fight Night

Quarry vs. Credeur: Fabulous fight. To see Quarry come back from that brutal first round just shows what an amazing fighter he is. Credeur was so impressive as well.

Condit vs. Ellenberger: Hate Condit's nickname. Ellenberger's punches in the first round are just brutal. Then Condit comes back with the knee. WOW! Two fantastic fights so far. 2nd round Amazing ground work. Love that these guys are so talented both on their feet and on the ground. 3rd round: now I feel bad about bagging on Condit's nickname. I am shamed. Decision goes to Condit in a ridonkulously awesome fight.

My archnemesis CB Dollaway beat Jay Silva earlier tonight. DAMN IT!!!!!! Will vengeance never be mine?!!

Maynard vs Huerta: If this was a fight of hotness, Huerta would win. But it is not... Can't imagine Huerta is willing to take hits to the face, as he'll be needing that for his new "career". Round 1: Huerta is wearing a GSP sized cup. Not much else happening. Maynard looks like he's playing with Huerta. I would like to be playing with Huerta. But I digress... Round 2: Liking Huerta's new ink. Two good hits by Maynard, but Huerta stays in there. Make that three good hits. Huerta has a great chin. Seems to me like Huerta has rounds 1 & 2, though it's incredibly close. Round 3: Loving Maynard's tramp stamp! Holy Kimura Batman! Can't believe Huerta didn't tap. I almost had to look away, but the guy didn't tap. Just saw a commerical with Carrot Top. His plastic surgeon should be drawn and quartered. Decision goes to Maynard. Can't believe two of the judges gave him all 3 rounds.

Nate Diaz vs. Melvin Guillard: Nate Diaz terrifies me. I feel like, at any moment he could go on a murderous rampage. Round 1: Neither one of these guys is going to back down, so this should be a good one. I give round 1 to Diaz. Carrot Top again, looking like the It clown. Round 2: Beth says she likes Diaz cause he's a little ruffian with a chip on his shoulder. Beth has notoriously bad taste in men. I think Guillard realizes he's bitten off more than he can chew. Guillard tries to do this ridiculous "I'm hurt, come get me fakery." It does not work. Diaz chokes him out. Fight over.