Tattoo of the Week: Alan Belcher

Dear Alan Belcher,

We appreciate your desire to salute Johnny Cash. In fact, we give praise to the Man in Black as much as possible. But that tattoo is more like someone that kind of resembles Johnny Cash, but with a severe case of the mumps. People, when you work out your biceps they get bigger, and when they get bigger your skin stretches to accomodate, and then your tattoo stretches along with your skin, and then you've got yourself a tattoo fail.

Sincerely,
The Gals