I'm usually not one to spread rumors, but....

"Your BJJ doesn't stand a chance against my creepy flesh beard."

The high priest of douchebaggery, Spencer Pratt, is rumored to be fighting Jason Chambers, host of "Human Weapon" on The History Channel. The word is that both fighters have been offered a contract by Dream. Jason Chambers posted a video on YouTube saying that it's just a rumor, but that he would be more than happy to fight him. See it here.

Now, I usually don't like to see people get hurt, however, Spencer Pratt deserves an ass-kicking the likes of which we've never seen. This guy, who was made famous by being a Grade A asshole on a show watched by tweeners, is due for some humiliation. The same humiliation I feel when I see his flesh beard all over tv and magazines and I realize that America has sunk so, so low.

Watch the douchetastic clip below from "I'm a Famewhore, Someone Look at Me!" Ooh, he's a black belt in BJJ, are those chills I feel? No, they're dry heaves.